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There aren't many connections you might end up having to stop in Longford or Athlone and then wait for the next bus to Dublin then. Unless you get the Ballin Abbas. Unless Tommy Schlug is going to be picking you up. The uncle. The guards are awful fucking touchy-feely aren't they?

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And so, whether you are here to stay or passing through on your... Assholes. Welcome to City 17. We are safe.

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Schlug Air needs to expand countrywide. Well, it is. It's regional at the moment so you gotta walk before you can run. I was telling that to Tommy. Finally a good game. Thank you.

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Do we have to follow this book, do we? Dodgy boy.

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T. National. Thanks very much.

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It's Mr. Freeman. Would you look at that? Who's Mr. Freeman? Is this the lad that I'm controlling now?

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Fucking hell straight to the cell. Hell in a cell.

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Go on. Get in.

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It's the stuff of nightmares, isn't it?

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Feel the dream.

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Arizona.

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No, I'm here.

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Johnny Dundas.

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Thank you.

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Thanks very much. Dundas.

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Yeah. I'm gonna need me some prophecy for this.

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Now.

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About that beer I owed you.

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It's me, Gordon.

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Barney from Black Mesa.

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Ah, Barney. How are you?

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I had to put on a show for the cameras.

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I've been working undercover with civil protection.

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I can't take too longer.

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They'll get suspicious.

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I'm way behind.

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Fishing. Thank you very much.

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Yes, Barney.

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What is it?

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I'm in the middle of a critical test.

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Sorry, dog.

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But look who's here.

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Great Scott.

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Gordon Freeman.

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How are you getting on?

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What's the story?

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Yeah, you and me both, doc.

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He was about to board the express to Nova Prospect.

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Field and Barney.

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What do you intend?

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Tom's cool dad hat.

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Thank you.

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Alex is around here.

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I'm aware.

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She would have a better idea of getting here.

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What time is the train to Poughkeepsie?

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Poughkeepsie, uh, I don't know.

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Very well.

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And, uh, Gordon?

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Good to see you.

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Okay, Gordon.

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You're gonna have to make your own way to Dr. Kleiner's lab.

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Callum Condren.

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Thank you.

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Get in here, Gordon.

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Before you blow my cover.

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We gotta get in here before we blow the load.

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Loadblowers 3D for the Mega Drive is gonna be re-released next Tuesday weeknight on Steam.com.

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For a savage value price of $2.99.

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Steam summer sale.

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Coming to you hard and fast.

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I've just been chucked into the fucking luggage room.

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Pick up object with the letter E.

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Use the letter E.

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Okay.

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Now, climb on this box.

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Climb out the window.

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That might have caused a bit of consternation amongst the ranks.

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That loud sound.

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You pick anything up, you can.

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Nice.

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Pick this up.

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Lovely.

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Feel the dream.

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Quality Quarters Life.

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Thank you very much, Quality Quarters Life.

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Very, very nice of you.

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Thank you very much.

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The Tender Touch.

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The Quality Quarter Life.

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Bringing you the Half Life.

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The Sepp Blatter Life.

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The Satellite.

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Hamisharite.

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The Strong Boy.

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Krendler in the chat.

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Sarah Snake.

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Happy Saturday.

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Happy Saturday night.

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Happy Saturday.

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Happy Saturday night.

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Hope you're feeling alright.

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And not shite.

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Welcome to the stream.

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The Francis Higgins Dream.

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I hope you're all on board.

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The train to Norrisville.

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Sit back.

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Relax.

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And listen to me wax.

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Lyrical.

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Like a lyrical madman.

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I'm just playing Half Life because I can can.

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This late on a Saturday night.

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I should be tucked up in bed.

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I ain't right.

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But I want to play these games, y'all.

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Thanks very much for watching me.

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Sponsoring me.

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I can't.

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I fucked that one up.

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Sorry.

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Fuck that one up.

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Yeah.

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I am not feeling the fire at the moment, you know.

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Just keep it going anyway.

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Is that a cappuccino stain on your lip?

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That's a fully fledged fucking Tash McGash, man.

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Loading.

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The fuck's that.

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Thank you very much there, Quality Quarters and Teenie Weenie Ish Beanie.

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Any chance of your uncle doing a bit of farm simulator?

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I'll mention it to him, yeah.

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He has it, or I have it on PlayStation.

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2017, I think, or 2018.

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Gabe Newell.

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Newell's old boys.

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Former Bielsa stronghold.

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Thanks very much.

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What about up here?

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Pick up that can.

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Fucking cheeky.

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Cheeky, isn't it?

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Jesus Christ.

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Bully boys.

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Frigrator.

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Thank you very much.

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This is food.

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Is it the post office?

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This is the way things are going anyway.

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This is how we'll be getting our mail or our food or whatever the fuck it is in a few years time.

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After the globalist cabal have had their wicked way.

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12 euro stamps.

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It can't get this bad.

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It couldn't be this bad where they've got fucking robots checking up on you and stuff in the sky.

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And these guys just battering you every time you go near them.

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Surely it would cost more money to contain society like this than it would to just let them be free and open in a free market kind of thing.

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I don't know.

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The free market is nice enough.

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I'm enjoying the free market I have to say.

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But then you've got unfettered capitalistic tendencies.

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And where's that going?

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You know?

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Where's that going to lead us?

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Could that be a dodgy thing?

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I'm not sure.

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How did we get in here?

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There's no way of getting in.

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Thank you very much there, Laura McNamara.

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Half-Life Conspiracy.

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Thank you very much.

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Shkrofi, how are you?

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Other side of the aquare.

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I presume you meant to hit S instead of A.

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Welcome to the...

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Unless it's an aquarium and that's the way the cool kids are...

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That's what you call the aquarium now, is it?

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See you down the aquare, man.

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We'll go fucking tickle a few fish later on, man.

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We get in here or...

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Fucking hell.

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Electrified nightstick, is it?

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Jesus.

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Jesus.

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Maybe we'll go down here and do a bit of fucking back alley shady dealing.

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Oh.

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Harlan Binks. How are you?

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Are you the Fontaine guy or is that some other guy?

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It's some other guy.

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And he does streams as well.

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Usually on a Tuesday or a Wednesday night if you want to come back and see him.

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Jimmy Ling.

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Actually I'll put you in touch with Jimmy Ling.

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I want to tell you something about Jimmy Ling.

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He greatly enhanced his reputation there with that little tipy whip.

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Thanks very much.

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Jimis Lingus.

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I want to say thanks Jimmy.

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Jimmy Ling.

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Thanks for the donation.

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Oh yeah.

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Hob's coin is coming up hard and fast guys.

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You need to invest in that.

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Johnny Ronan was saying to us earlier on that you will be thanking him from your skypad once you've invested that.

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Don't know what I mean?

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Well then watch Connor Williams' daytime drive time streams.

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Usually from Monday to Thursday.

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And he will enlighten you.

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First the building then the whole block.

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Look at this fucking stuff here.

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Don't worry.

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They'll find one.

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These guys look like they're fucking not well nourished.

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They look a bit depressed.

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Maybe they've been living in this town too long.

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Maybe they can't get out.

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Fucking hell.

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Adam and Paul.

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Maybe we can get in here.

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Oh.

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What the fuck happened there man?

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Arid Artifact.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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Very kind of you.

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Greatly enhanced your reputation too.

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And you do a lot of great work out there in the community as well.

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Maybe in this gaff here.

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It's a bit Chernobyl isn't it?

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Chernobylisk.

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Chernobylisk.

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These are like space Nazis.

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Are they?

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Don't move.

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603 of Mountlander.

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If you know how we have no replacement.

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Fucking hell.

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I thought you were a cop.

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What's going on?

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What's going on?

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Let's get him down there.

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I told you they'd be coming for us next.

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Just this once.

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I hope you're wrong.

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It's the new Mercedes down there.

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Feel the dream.

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Johnny Ronan Capital.

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Thank you very much Johnny Ronan.

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Ronotnik.

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Nice range there.

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Is that a Stanley is it?

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Lovely Stanley range in Half-Life.

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Lovely.

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Lovely.

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Lovely.

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Lovely Stanley range in Half-Life.

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Aaron Brennan was onto it.

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He wants to cook some of his sweet sausage on top of that range.

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In a pan or a pot.

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And it's not going to be mange.

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I got myself a lovely little range in Half-Life.

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A range in Half-Life.

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Bring your kids.

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Bring your wife.

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Round to my gaff next Tuesday week.

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I've got a load of nice pork sausages.

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Sweet for you to eat.

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They've got a bit of apple in them too.

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Fancy stuff.

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Tesco fire-dish reins.

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Rage.

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Doesn't taste like poo.

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I spend two.

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I spend two fifty.

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I spend two euro fifty eight.

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On the pack of six.

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Two euro fifty eight.

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On a pack of six.

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This isn't the Denny Gold medal shit.

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This is the best stuff.

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You want to come and taste it.

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Taste my sausage on my Stanley range.

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Thanks Aaron Brennan for the two euro.

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I think that'll do.

275
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I'm thinking maybe Half-Life game themed freestyles could actually be the fucking way forward.

276
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:01,640
Whoa.

277
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,220
Zap stick.

278
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:05,680
He wants to hit you with the fucking zap stick.

279
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,980
What's going on inside the gaff?

280
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:12,760
Gordy!

281
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,680
Jesus Christ.

282
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,820
Fucking Depressionville.

283
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:53,540
Oh yeah.

284
00:16:53,540 --> 00:17:02,220
Fucking hell.

285
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:03,740
Uh oh.

286
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,100
Gordy.

287
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,100
Gordy battered the squatters.

288
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,140
Squatters rights, man.

289
00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:12,080
Squatters rights.

290
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:13,980
Head for the roof.

291
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,820
The guards, man.

292
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,560
The Gordy have been called.

293
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:22,340
Run.

294
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:22,760
Run.

295
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:24,500
Fuck out of here, man.

296
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:33,080
These were the scenes down in that fucking house that everyone was crashing in a couple of months ago.

297
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,080
When the guards, they hired goons as well.

298
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,240
They had hired goons doing the job for them.

299
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,800
Vranka pulled the trigger on those boys and said, let's do it.

300
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,960
Yeah, we need to get rid of it.

301
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,200
It's not right.

302
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,340
They're not paying rent.

303
00:17:55,660 --> 00:18:00,380
And unfortunately, we've sent some space goons.

304
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,060
Fucking hell of guns as well.

305
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:05,760
Fucking...

306
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,200
How'd you run?

307
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:08,200
How'd you run?

308
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,160
Come on.

309
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:17,160
Ugh.

310
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:23,560
Sprint.

311
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:23,560
Sprint.

312
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,160
Shift.

313
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,000
Yeah, sure.

314
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,180
I'm holding fucking shift.

315
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,380
Sorry, uh... for the language there.

316
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,960
Shift is being held there and nothing is going on.

317
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,920
Getting photographed and everything.

318
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,260
This is where I got up to on the orange box.

319
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,640
In, uh... 2008.

320
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,800
Fuck do I go now.

321
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,640
Do I go down there?

322
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,360
Do I go down there or do I stay up here or what?

323
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,520
Should I fucking head down?

324
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,520
Oh, maybe across here.

325
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:04,740
Look.

326
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,360
Petrol.

327
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,820
We can go get some petrol over there.

328
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:13,960
Pigeons are after you.

329
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,120
Across the planks.

330
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:22,880
Fucking hell of a man.

331
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,120
Get in here, look.

332
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,120
Fiddlesticks.

333
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:36,880
Oh, no.

334
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:38,720
Fuck.

335
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:40,720
Back out.

336
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:41,900
Ah!

337
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,200
Over here!

338
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:44,400
Ha!

339
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,200
No, you don't!

340
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:49,700
Hm.

341
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,060
Feel the dream.

342
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,960
Andy Ball Bandy, thank you.

343
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:55,960
Arizona.

344
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,440
Dr. Freeman, I presume.

345
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:58,580
Oh, you get none.

346
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:00,900
I'd better hurry.

347
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,680
Andy Ball Bandy.

348
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,320
The boys are up.

349
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,580
You don't want to get in their way.

350
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:05,580
You don't want to get in their way.

351
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,220
Dr. Kleiner said you'd be coming this way.

352
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:14,720
I don't think it occurred to him that you might not have a map.

353
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,560
Treasury Holdings, thank you.

354
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:23,180
And remember, there's some fucking treasury coming up your way if you get into Hobbs coin at the right time.

355
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,860
Who are these guys?

356
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:29,260
They got slaughtered.

357
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,040
They got fucking wrecked.

358
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,400
They got wrecked.

359
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,120
Feel the dream.

360
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,160
Frankie Scholes.

361
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:39,740
Arizona.

362
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:48,220
I'm Alex Van yeah Frankie Scholes Cheers

363
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:56,700
and a few words aren't you know

364
00:20:56,700 --> 00:21:06,060
remember him from black Mesa your old administrator okay my dad started on dr.

365
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:15,900
Breen through here this year I will add on the door is it your father is running a

366
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:25,060
fucking metropolis with an iron fish you showing up on this day in particular yes

367
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:37,660
we've been helping people escape the city on foot it's a dangerous route to my father's lab through

368
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:44,140
the old canals right today we're finally on the verge of having a better way right is that is that

369
00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:50,620
right very good and where is your father let me buy you a drink no I'm not thirsty I have tea thanks

370
00:21:50,620 --> 00:22:03,220
I have a cup of tea here oh and by the way yeah nice to finally meet you and you as well thank you very much are we what's the story we going in here

371
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:15,820
great stuff Jim Browning how are you how Jim Browning what's the story who is Jim Browning

372
00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:28,420
Jim Browning what's the story you've got a tick to your name well almost all right Jim Browning what's the story you've got a lot of her crate again if I didn't know better I'd suspect Barney of trapping and my goodness Gordon

373
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:29,380
Jim Brownen.

374
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:32,840
Yeah.

375
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,940
Yeah, Brownen.

376
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,080
Any chance he can get me a tick?

377
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,420
I'd fucking love a tick.

378
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,160
That'd be nice enough now.

379
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,080
How'd you get the tick?

380
00:22:45,080 --> 00:23:01,620
Okay, I will do.

381
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,080
Thanks, Jim Brownen.

382
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,240
Alright.

383
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:09,080
That is...

384
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,680
100k for a tick.

385
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,640
There you are.

386
00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:14,520
Man, Gordon, you stirred up the hive.

387
00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:19,140
Do I have to get inside this machine here, is it?

388
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,880
Vivian from Brazil.

389
00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:32,440
How are you?

390
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,660
Shout out to all the boys from Lucan in Brazil.

391
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:35,920
I still have nightmares about that cat.

392
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:36,340
No, no.

393
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,280
There's nothing to be nervous about.

394
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,780
The boys from Brazil.

395
00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:40,620
He's been trying to be...

396
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,340
Since then, major strides.

397
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:42,900
What cat?

398
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,460
Doc, since he's not taking the streets, you might as well get him out of his civvies.

399
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:47,840
What?

400
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:48,880
Oh, dear.

401
00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:49,440
You're right.

402
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,020
I almost forgot the tree.

403
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,980
Bonnie, I'll give you the honor.

404
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,480
I've got to get back.

405
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,760
Dargan Mars, how are you?

406
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:56,120
Okay.

407
00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:59,280
You old snake in a box.

408
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,680
What's the crack here, lads?

409
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:07,120
We...

410
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:07,780
We, uh...

411
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,900
What the fuck's that, man?

412
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,180
Lamar!

413
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,540
There you are!

414
00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:15,100
I thought you got rid of that test.

415
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,120
Certainly not.

416
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:17,620
Never fear, Gordon.

417
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:20,320
She's de-beaked and completely harmless.

418
00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:22,460
The worst she might do is attempt to...

419
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,160
Couple with your head.

420
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,280
Fruitlessly.

421
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,760
Get that thing away from me!

422
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:28,820
Yeah, my pet.

423
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,140
Thanks very much, Dargan Mars.

424
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:31,860
No, not up there!

425
00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:33,020
And Vivian from Brazil.

426
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:33,520
No!

427
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:33,780
No!

428
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,100
Careful, Lamar!

429
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,520
Those are quite fragile!

430
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,980
He's a feisty little, uh, beast, isn't he?

431
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,220
Another week before I can coax her out of...

432
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,080
He's no mutt man.

433
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:42,280
Yeah.

434
00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:43,640
Longer if we're lucky.

435
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:44,920
Barney!

436
00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:46,900
You're not an animal person!

437
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:47,440
Ugh!

438
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,500
Listen, are we moving on, or what's the story?

439
00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:52,900
You've...

440
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:53,980
You brought me down here.

441
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,460
I just want to know where we're going.

442
00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:56,680
I woke up there.

443
00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:00,140
I was off the train in Houston, and I just got fucking zapped...

444
00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:02,180
By Varadkar's space cops.

445
00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:02,760
So...

446
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,040
We...

447
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:04,780
What's happening?

448
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,240
Are we...

449
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,240
Are we moving, or...?

450
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:12,580
Suit, is it?

451
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:14,900
Space suit.

452
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:15,640
There we go.

453
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,420
Oh, nice.

454
00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:19,220
Oh, now I can sprint.

455
00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:20,560
Well, Gordon, I see your...

456
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,420
Now I can sprint.

457
00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:23,520
Yes.

458
00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:25,180
At least the glove parts do.

459
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:26,120
The glove box.

460
00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:29,840
I've made a few modifications, but I'll just acquaint you with the essentials.

461
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,540
Now, let's see.

462
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:40,180
The Mark V hazardous environment suit has been redesigned for comfort and utility.

463
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,680
Comfort and leisure, I'd say, as well.

464
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,740
I don't have time for this.

465
00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:46,520
At least get that suit to stuff, Gordon.

466
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:47,280
Good idea.

467
00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:48,880
There's a charger on the wall.

468
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:54,200
This is where I got to when I was playing the orange box, actually.

469
00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:55,220
I never got past this.

470
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,280
What's this here?

471
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,400
Charge it up.

472
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,500
We have a full charge on it now.

473
00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:11,700
We can last for a few hours.

474
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,980
Until we get to a PowerPoint or a plug or something.

475
00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:15,980
We can last for a few hours.

476
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:16,980
We can last for a few hours.

477
00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:17,980
We can last for a few hours.

478
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:18,980
We can last for a few hours.

479
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:19,980
We can last for a few hours.

480
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:20,980
We can last for a few hours.

481
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:21,980
We can last for a few hours.

482
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:22,980
We can last for a few hours.

483
00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:23,980
We can last for a few hours.

484
00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:24,980
We can last for a few hours.

485
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:25,980
We can last for a few hours.

486
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:26,980
We can last for a few hours.

487
00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:27,980
We can last for a few hours.

488
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:28,980
We can last for a few hours.

489
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:29,980
We can last for a few hours.

490
00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:30,980
We can last for a few hours.

491
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:31,980
We can last for a few hours.

492
00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:32,980
We can last for a few hours.

493
00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:33,980
We can last for a few hours.

494
00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:34,980
We can last for a few hours.

495
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:35,980
We can last for a few hours.

496
00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:45,980
Eli's after you.

497
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,980
Paige is satay spice box.

498
00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:50,980
Thank you.

499
00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:59,980
Watch the head.

500
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:08,980
Lambdas, thank you.

501
00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:29,980
Bye Pat.

502
00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:30,980
Bye Pat.

503
00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:31,980
Bye Pat.

504
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:33,980
Thank you.

505
00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:35,980
Bye Pat. Thank you

506
00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:43,900
Tom Jones vibes. What's this now? What do I have to get up there? Do I jump up there with her?

507
00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:52,020
Feel the dream

508
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,880
Maybe I check out

509
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:09,420
Gotta pop the plug. Is this all right? Thank you very much that Lucy

510
00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:15,260
Lucy's after you

511
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:24,440
Anonymous, thanks so much. I hope you're well. Thank you

512
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:38,080
A lot of technical gremlins in this room. All right, you'd wonder where where is this all heading anguish panda? Thank you

513
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:43,140
Keep it going Gordon and

514
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:49,780
William Dickinson and Louie Louie Sharkey from Donegal and

515
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800
anguished panda

516
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,800
Thank you very much

517
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,200
Thank you very much

518
00:28:57,460 --> 00:29:00,940
Ricky's after you too. Now where are we going? Are we are we playing this?

519
00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:07,220
Bit of a speed run as well, so we need to make sure we're going fast and hard

520
00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:11,940
We hit the switch

521
00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,220
Thanks mark enjoy the pints

522
00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:39,220
Is she alright? Is she okay? Is she gone? Or?

523
00:29:39,220 --> 00:30:02,720
Gordon Gekko. Ah no problem. Yeah it did yeah. I relied on chat actually. Chat helped me out there with that one.

524
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:07,920
Okay Eli. Eliing out. Eliing out.

525
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:24,500
We go inside this machine we will. Beam me up Scotty anyway. Make sure don't fuck it up now I'm scared. Thanks very much. Cheers.

526
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,900
And best of luck in your future endeavors. Final sequence.

527
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,000
The hell? What is it?

528
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,440
It's your back-to-freaking-head, Hopper!

529
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,680
Far! Let's knock out!

530
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,100
Fucking hell.

531
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,980
It's Lamar with his head about that thing.

532
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,320
He's coming through, Zach.

533
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,940
I think we're fucked.

534
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:55,980
You're fucked?

535
00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:57,800
I think we're fucked.

536
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,120
Rest in pieces.

537
00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:02,240
Good night and God bless.

538
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,960
Who are you?

539
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:05,580
Why did you get in here?

540
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,080
Fucking hell.

541
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,360
You hammered your mother.

542
00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:14,040
You hammered your mother.

543
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,520
I love women.

544
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,320
I'm mad about women.

545
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,080
I've been married to three times.

546
00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:20,140
I'm in special.

547
00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:20,760
You hammered your mother.

548
00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:23,720
Is that the best you can come up with?

549
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,140
You are a liar.

550
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,700
You are a liar.

551
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,120
You've killed your love.

552
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:31,260
Fuck.

553
00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:32,540
All over the world.

554
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:33,960
He didn't come through.

555
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,780
Then where is he?

556
00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,380
Behind you.

557
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:39,100
Maybe I have to move through this.

558
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:39,200
Shut it down.

559
00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:40,040
Shut it down.

560
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,100
You must get out of here.

561
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:44,500
You've killed your lies all over the world.

562
00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:46,220
Number two, Frank McCord.

563
00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:50,920
Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment?

564
00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:51,360
Oh.

565
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:53,120
With Jackie Brosnan?

566
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,660
You are a liar.

567
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,580
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

568
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,180
I don't know why those, uh, those yokes are so obsessed with me that are following me.

569
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,160
You know, close the door so they can't get through.

570
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,540
I love women.

571
00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:14,340
I'm mad about women.

572
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,160
I've been married three times.

573
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,080
I'm infatuated with women.

574
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:20,960
Hey, Gordon.

575
00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:21,420
Uh-oh.

576
00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:22,640
There he is.

577
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,720
Citadel's on full alert.

578
00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:25,340
I've never seen it lit up like that.

579
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:26,280
You are a liar.

580
00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:28,400
Get out of City 17 as fast as you can, Gordon.

581
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,280
You are a liar.

582
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,420
They'll get you to Eli's lab.

583
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:35,620
It's a dangerous route, but there's a whole network of refugees, and they'll help you if

584
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:36,120
they can.

585
00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:36,640
Okay.

586
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,960
I'd come with you, but I gotta look after Dr. Kleiner.

587
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:39,680
Okay.

588
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,980
Oh, and before I forget, I think you dropped this back in Black Mesa.

589
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:44,660
Okay.

590
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,260
Good luck out there, buddy.

591
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:46,840
Okay.

592
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,520
Gonna need it.

593
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,440
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

594
00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:53,620
Thanks very much for the crowbar.

595
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:59,560
That's gonna come in handy against the fucking cyber Nazis that have got cattle prods.

596
00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:03,540
Electrified cattle prods and fucking zap guns.

597
00:33:08,060 --> 00:33:09,060
Yeah, crowbar.

598
00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:12,140
I know a lad from fucking Sligo called crowbar.

599
00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:13,860
Feel the dream.

600
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,200
The game is crazy.

601
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:15,960
Thanks very much.

602
00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:16,740
Arizona.

603
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,300
Thanks very much.

604
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:25,060
Appreciadas.

605
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:30,120
It's good enough, isn't it, for a 2004 game.

606
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:35,460
Uh-oh.

607
00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:36,400
That cunt.

608
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,780
Don't like that cunt.

609
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:43,600
Yes!

610
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,960
Look out of my way.

611
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:49,520
Black Mesa, is it?

612
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,360
Black Forest Gatel.

613
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:52,360
Black Forest Gatel.

614
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,300
Maybe I'll just get in here and hide in here.

615
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,320
Yeah, Jimmy Jusus.

616
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,640
I hope you're well, Jimmy Jusus.

617
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,100
Thanks for the old tippy-wippy.

618
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:11,960
Fucking hell.

619
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,060
Sligo train.

620
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,040
Sligo train.

621
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,880
Maybe I'll get on the back of this.

622
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,860
Fucking stowaway jab.

623
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,320
Freight trainer.

624
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,260
Fucking hell, man.

625
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,400
Anaconda G.

626
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:44,200
Thank you very much.

627
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,860
I'll drop fucking rhymes in a moment.

628
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,520
What am I doing?

629
00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:58,220
A bullet to the skull.

630
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,200
There's a lovely sense of urgency to it all, isn't there?

631
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:15,540
Get the fuck out of my way, you stupid plank of wood.

632
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:26,200
Fucking hell.

633
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:26,940
Root canal.

634
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:31,940
Let's save it.

635
00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:34,460
Save that new save game.

636
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,760
Oh, it's auto-saved, okay.

637
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,400
Why am I whispering?

638
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,060
Hello, line four.

639
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:41,500
Good evening.

640
00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:43,300
Good evening, Gary.

641
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,180
Why am I whispering?

642
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:45,280
Who's this?

643
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,200
Pat Cox, MEP here.

644
00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:48,200
Why do you sound...

645
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,040
Pat, why do you sound...

646
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,080
You sound a bit ill.

647
00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:52,600
Are you okay?

648
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,740
A dose of laryngitis.

649
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,820
You have a dose of laryngitis.

650
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:57,200
Okay.

651
00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:02,520
Now, let's go.

652
00:36:03,820 --> 00:36:04,720
Save it anyway.

653
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,420
Don't know why I'm whispering.

654
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:10,600
Someone's fucked.

655
00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:12,560
F for flashlight, is it?

656
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:13,740
Nice.

657
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,280
Thank you very much there, Sam Wood.

658
00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:16,180
Sam Wad.

659
00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:17,720
Fuck you, man.

660
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:20,260
Can you kill these cunts with this...

661
00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:20,800
Ha ha!

662
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,540
Rest in pieces.

663
00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:30,940
Goodnight and God bless.

664
00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,240
You're fucked.

665
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:39,840
Sorry.

666
00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:41,660
How are ya?

667
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:43,660
Got a gun now.

668
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,140
I have a gun now.

669
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:49,280
I have a gun now.

670
00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:51,540
These guys met their maker there.

671
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:53,520
Fucking Quaker Oats.

672
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,920
Poor old sausages.

673
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,340
They didn't know what they were up against when they met me.

674
00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,120
The man from TV3.

675
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:19,660
Brian Cowan's taint.

676
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,260
Smells like paint.

677
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,480
Mixed with vinegar.

678
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,480
And pus.

679
00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:27,540
You know I'm not a wuss.

680
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,180
Thanks very much for the tip, Brian Cowan.

681
00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:37,120
What the hell rhymes with Cowan?

682
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:37,740
I don't know.

683
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:42,400
But T22BC came in to me with the little four euro.

684
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:43,520
He didn't come in to me.

685
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,520
He just came in to the chat.

686
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,160
Okay, let's just clarify that.

687
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,080
Rewind the rhyme back.

688
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,960
And let's fucking make sure that no one thinks that there's anything fucking bad going on.

689
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,420
Thanks for the tip.

690
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:56,980
Very, very kind of ya.

691
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,380
Happy birthday, Mark 2.

692
00:37:58,740 --> 00:37:59,900
What's the story with you?

693
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:02,840
I wanna know things about your life.

694
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,120
Half-Life 2, baby.

695
00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:07,880
And also Anaconda J.

696
00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:10,360
Very kind of you.

697
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,420
Thanks for the tip.

698
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,940
I'm gonna try and play this game real quick.

699
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,740
And get through it like a speed run.

700
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:19,280
Gonna get it done within an hour and 32 minutes.

701
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,620
Gonna be a world record called Guinness.

702
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,640
Get Guinness on the phone.

703
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,960
Guinness is at home.

704
00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:26,220
All, all alone.

705
00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:28,480
Drinking himself into a Guinness cloud.

706
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:29,820
A Guinness cloud.

707
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:31,460
Ow.

708
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,260
Don't drink Guinness all alone in the house.

709
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,840
Make sure you've called your relatives and your friends and let them know that you're going out.

710
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,160
Feel the Guinness.

711
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,960
Feel the Guinness.

712
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,780
Yeah, Bruno.

713
00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:54,520
Thanks very much, Bruno.

714
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:59,580
I'm in fairness now.

715
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,480
Bruno's a great guy.

716
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:00,920
Yeah.

717
00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:02,600
Yeah, Bruno.

718
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,800
I won't hear a bad word said about Bruno.

719
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,520
He's a great guy.

720
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:06,800
Yeah.

721
00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,120
I won't say that about everyone.

722
00:39:08,260 --> 00:39:08,720
I have a great time.

723
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,880
Fucking great time for Bruno.

724
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:11,760
Fucking great time for Bruno.

725
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,120
Who's this guy?

726
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:21,760
I love the fucking sprint on me now.

727
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,000
I need to charge up the suit.

728
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,060
Oh.

729
00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:36,240
Oh. Hey, it's a good game.

730
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:37,920
Hey. Hey.

731
00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:47,740
Sorry there, I'm missing the chat.

732
00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:48,820
I'm fucking mad.

733
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,820
I'm infatuated with Bruno.

734
00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:55,140
Confirm your initial status with local protection team immediately.

735
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:10,100
Attention. Unidentified person of interest. Confirm your initial status with local protection team immediately.

736
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:16,460
I'd really love to jump on top of this while it's moving.

737
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:20,480
Oh, wow.

738
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,400
You can.

739
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,260
And I did.

740
00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:27,040
What the fuck?

741
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,240
Sorry.

742
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:30,500
Face cam on.

743
00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:36,280
Oh, fuck.

744
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,760
Fucking go in the house, man.

745
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:56,020
Paranoia. Fuck.

746
00:40:56,020 --> 00:41:04,500
Oh, the game's fucking crashed.

747
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,360
Oh, it's back.

748
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:16,680
Fucking hell.

749
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:32,500
Oh, I get to do it again anyway.

750
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:36,920
That's weird there.

751
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,320
When I came out of the...

752
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,920
Oh.

753
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:43,100
Oh.

754
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:50,080
When I exited there, the game, to put my face back on, the game just stopped.

755
00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:51,460
One.

756
00:41:53,340 --> 00:41:54,380
Fucking get in the house.

757
00:41:54,380 --> 00:42:19,040
Fucking plague locusts after me, I think.

758
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,040
*Mario's voice*

759
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,880
Ignore the door!

760
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,780
Huh? Someone's fucking shooting at me here, man. It's it's...

761
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:45,780
*Mario's voice*

762
00:42:54,900 --> 00:43:03,180
Fuck off! That shut them up anyway. That shut them up. That put the cat amongst the pigeons there.

763
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:15,140
This gaff is fucking rubbish. There's nothing in it. We need to smash these boys out the way.

764
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:20,900
Aw, for fuck's sake. Are you serious? Is that explosive? It is.

765
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:29,720
Well, welcome to the galaxy. I didn't realize. I thought someone had... I thought I'd been blasted off a fucking hand cannon or something.

766
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:43,000
Now, we've to catch... The Sligo train is just left Houston now. We need to get on it.

767
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:51,060
Good luck. Ian Roderian, please do not put your feet on top of the train.

768
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,360
Please...

769
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,720
Do not put your feet on seats. Come on, you cunt.

770
00:44:01,980 --> 00:44:03,980
How flammable is it?

771
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:13,240
See you later. See you... Yay! Yes! Good luck. Good night and God bless. We'll see you later, Alan.

772
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,240
*Mario's voice* Good night and God bless. We'll see you later, Alan. *Mario's voice*

773
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,240
*Mario's voice* Rest in pieces.

774
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:39,680
*Mario's voice* Haha! *Mario's voice* Rest in pieces. *Mario's voice* Ah, this is class. This is great crack. *Mario's voice* Good night and God bless. *Mario's voice* No one even died there, but... *Mario's voice* I thought I... *Mario's voice* It warranted the... *Mario's voice* Press the button. *Mario's voice*

775
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:49,580
disgusting area this is a disgusting place to live now how do we crouch crouch peter crouch

776
00:44:49,580 --> 00:44:53,480
how do we do this crouching business

777
00:44:53,480 --> 00:45:03,140
wonky donkey dust thank you very much very very kind of you wonky donkey dust

778
00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:20,180
jump duck control control control there we go very much nice very much control black Mesa half-life one

779
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:32,180
thank you maybe we'll fucking crowbar these boys oh yeah we've got some stuff go D bags

780
00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:43,640
all the fucking goodie bags in Amsterdam first aid kit some smooth melodic indie indie tunes from

781
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:50,840
first aid kit jammy boy as well thanks very much jammy boy you smash these boys up to get them or to

782
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,300
do they go into your inventory I'm a hundred health I see I'm a hundred health

783
00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:06,300
veteran weed man thank you very much fucking hell man

784
00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:25,760
oh rest in pieces fucking shligo express is coming as well bullet train

785
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:40,260
Ha what's going on here? Wow is this meant to be happening? Is this meant to be happening?

786
00:46:47,260 --> 00:46:48,260
Is this meant to be happening?

787
00:46:48,260 --> 00:47:09,760
Sorry just had to pause there for a second because I'm getting fucking shit up. Wow.

788
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:29,760
*Mario plays*

789
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,260
You're fucked!

790
00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:59,260
*Mario plays*

791
00:47:59,260 --> 00:48:02,260
There you go! See you later on green go!

792
00:48:02,260 --> 00:48:05,260
*Mario plays*

793
00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:08,260
Wow that was really something wasn't it?

794
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,260
*Mario plays*

795
00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:11,260
And we're off again.

796
00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:13,260
*Mario plays*

797
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:16,260
Just while we're on this thank you very much bad bad boy.

798
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:21,260
What would be causing that little lag there that happened?

799
00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:26,260
*Mario plays*

800
00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:28,260
In the chat.

801
00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:31,260
Because it's a new piece. It's not the...

802
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:33,260
*Mario plays*

803
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,260
Arizona.

804
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:35,260
*Mario plays*

805
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,260
Arizona.

806
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:37,260
Aloysius Lavin thank you very much.

807
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:38,260
*Mario plays*

808
00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:40,260
You crowbarred your mother.

809
00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:41,260
*Mario plays*

810
00:48:41,260 --> 00:48:42,260
*Mario plays*

811
00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:44,260
*Mario plays*

812
00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:46,260
Full screen Bruno. Full screen.

813
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,260
*Mario plays*

814
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:51,260
*Mario plays*

815
00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:52,260
*Mario plays*

816
00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:53,260
*Mario plays*

817
00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:54,260
*Mario plays*

818
00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:55,260
*Mario plays*

819
00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:56,260
Turn off back...

820
00:48:56,260 --> 00:48:57,260
*Mario plays*

821
00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:58,260
*Mario plays*

822
00:48:58,260 --> 00:49:06,860
it. Oh yeah. Solid state drive for gaming. I think this is on the solid state, alright,

823
00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:16,880
yeah. I don't think it's on the hard drive. I think it's on the solid snake. I'm being

824
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:28,100
frank and honest with you now. T22BC, thank you very much. Can I get a shout out to

825
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:39,460
Dr. Oatker's pizza burgers? You can indeed. Only the best, only the finest Dr. Oatker has

826
00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:51,880
to offer. The lag you get when you tab is doing no harm. Just a bit of a nuisance. Okay. Do

827
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:57,940
you know what though? I'm not trying to just fucking make good out of shit. Well, I am in

828
00:49:57,940 --> 00:50:05,180
the way. I enjoyed when things started to go fucking jittery John because it was kind of

829
00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:12,740
like a shit matrix. Thank you very much there. Whoever, the neck of Luke. Thank you very much.

830
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:28,960
Father says, play the I love women sound clip, please. I did already. Yeah. This is Frank McCourt,

831
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:48,160
author of Angela's Ashes and Tiz and a few other books as well on the Late Late Show. I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

832
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:55,760
Okay, I can hear the fucking... the boo-boo boys coming.

833
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:57,720
Up here.

834
00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:02,300
Watch out, it's gonna get tasty, it's gonna get tasty.

835
00:51:02,780 --> 00:51:04,320
It's gonna get very tasty, watch out.

836
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:06,120
Watch out.

837
00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:07,660
Watch out.

838
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:13,620
Fucking hell, man.

839
00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:15,300
Such scum.

840
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,860
I've been nothing better to be doing.

841
00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:19,980
What the fuck is wrong with people?

842
00:51:22,020 --> 00:51:22,880
Tense negotiations.

843
00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:26,400
There's a lot of tense negotiations going on at the moment.

844
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:27,840
Health.

845
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,580
Can I get charged up here?

846
00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:30,860
Yes.

847
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,480
Aid box.

848
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,740
Ah, fuck these cunts, man.

849
00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:44,220
Ah, fuck you.

850
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,440
Black Mesa.

851
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:56,720
How do I get through the fucking house?

852
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:57,820
The door frame.

853
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,760
The door frame is jammed, sure.

854
00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:08,780
This is class.

855
00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:10,840
This is fucking class.

856
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:12,800
Yes!

857
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,880
Give him a bit of fucking spooge.

858
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:25,260
You hammered your mother.

859
00:52:28,260 --> 00:52:33,020
You hammered your mother.

860
00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:34,600
You hammered your mother.

861
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,060
You hammered your mother.

862
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,660
You hammered your mother.

863
00:52:40,140 --> 00:52:40,620
Now.

864
00:52:40,620 --> 00:52:40,620
Now.

865
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,860
I'm trying to do a bit of a speed run here, guys.

866
00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:45,020
They got in the way.

867
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,900
Now we must move lightning fast into the next realm.

868
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,260
Get rid of this fucking fence.

869
00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:58,840
We'll go back and get a bit of health.

870
00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:01,760
Did any of those guys leave a key?

871
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,080
Did any of those guys leave a key for me?

872
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:08,160
To get through the locked door.

873
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,320
Aloysius Ket.

874
00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:13,320
Thank you very much.

875
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,000
There's nothing left in this.

876
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,980
What about in these babies here?

877
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:26,680
Oh yeah.

878
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:27,660
Bit of that.

879
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:28,280
Bit of suit.

880
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,480
Boston Scientific.

881
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,200
Thank you very much.

882
00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:36,640
How are you fixed for a few...

883
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,720
Shtents.

884
00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:39,480
Can you send them on?

885
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,240
Rapid fast.

886
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,440
And a drip bag full of goose.

887
00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:47,660
This guy needs a few fucking goose bags.

888
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:52,800
Right.

889
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,700
So I think we're trapped anyway here.

890
00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:55,820
At the fence.

891
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,820
Thank you very much, DG.

892
00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:00,180
Director General.

893
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:01,160
Ah, here we go.

894
00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:07,040
This is class.

895
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:17,060
Jimmy Jesus.

896
00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:19,800
When I read your messages,

897
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:21,040
I read them like...

898
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,860
Like the phone call that you made to Seacastle.

899
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,100
Like, maybe yeah.

900
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,300
Go into the water there.

901
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,660
Maybe yeah.

902
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:32,780
Oh, for fuck's sake.

903
00:54:32,780 --> 00:54:33,780
Oh, for fuck's sake.

904
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:02,020
County Kowloon, you know.

905
00:55:04,460 --> 00:55:05,840
County Kowloon, you know.

906
00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:09,600
My name is this barley.

907
00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:12,260
Yeah, barley, is it?

908
00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:16,980
Maybe yeah.

909
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,620
How do I get out?

910
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,260
This is speedrun 559.

911
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,260
A blind...

912
00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:32,680
This is the first ever blind playthrough speedrun.

913
00:55:33,380 --> 00:55:35,360
You're not likely to see this anywhere else.

914
00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:36,700
Except my channel.

915
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:47,460
The thing about the games is the streaming of the games.

916
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,700
Is that they're all a mood.

917
00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:53,060
Fucking hellu's this lad.

918
00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:56,200
Oh yeah.

919
00:55:58,100 --> 00:55:58,620
How are you?

920
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,120
How are things?

921
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,340
Is that right?

922
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:06,860
Okay.

923
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:08,360
Yeah.

924
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:14,400
Give us a jolt there.

925
00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:14,800
Fuck.

926
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,580
Thanks very much for that.

927
00:56:21,580 --> 00:56:35,700
Be careful now. We really can't afford to get noticed. Civil Protection catches you down here. It's bad news for the whole railroad. Please save the service. Get the road, Jack.

928
00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:42,180
Unidentified person of interest. Confirm your civil status. The Axis of Evil.

929
00:56:51,180 --> 00:57:20,320
Axis of Evil, the movie starring Saddam Hussein and Al-Qaeda in Iraq. Ayman. Why Ayman Al-Zaqawi? The Geordi-er-the Geordi Al-Qaeda member. Why Ayman Al-Zaqawi, mate? Come on, you cunt. Let's go through this. Sorry about the language. Do a little bit of fucking D'Angelo Barrick's dealing down here, man.

930
00:57:20,780 --> 00:57:22,780
*laughs*

931
00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:31,420
Whoa! Crawfished is it?

932
00:57:33,340 --> 00:57:35,340
Jack we can take this guy out with a pished.

933
00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:38,420
Jack we can pishedel this guy. Pishedel.

934
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:39,580
Timmy Pishedel!

935
00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:44,220
Yeah Timmy Pishedel.

936
00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:47,020
Nice bit of fucking eye work.

937
00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:49,020
*gunshot*

938
00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:51,020
*gunshot*

939
00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:53,020
*gunshot*

940
00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:57,020
Someone just said just walk around it.

941
00:57:57,020 --> 00:57:59,020
Gridrain thanks.

942
00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:01,020
And Vortigon.

943
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:03,020
Yeah Vortigon how are ya?

944
00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:05,020
Thank you very much.

945
00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:07,020
Save the ammo.

946
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:09,020
Save the wheel man.

947
00:58:09,020 --> 00:58:11,020
Look at this guy's trapped!

948
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:13,020
You alright?

949
00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:15,020
Oh.

950
00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:17,020
Oh.

951
00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:21,020
What a shit end to his life. He probably had kids and a wife and everything.

952
00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:23,020
Just fucking blasted in the back.

953
00:58:27,020 --> 00:58:29,020
*gunshot*

954
00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:31,020
Ha! Ha!

955
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:33,020
Look out of my way you!

956
00:58:33,020 --> 00:58:35,020
Fucking hell he's got something!

957
00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:39,020
*gunshot*

958
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:41,020
*gunshot*

959
00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:43,020
Connor Williams it did!

960
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,020
Connor Williams look!

961
00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:47,020
How's it going guys?

962
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:47,020
I'm trapped!

963
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:48,020
*gunshot*

964
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,020
Trapped inside a pipe guys!

965
00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:51,020
Can you save me?

966
00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:53,020
Shot in the back guys!

967
00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:55,020
*gunshot*

968
00:58:55,020 --> 00:58:57,020
*gunshot*

969
00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:57,020
*gunshot*

970
00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:57,020
*gunshot*

971
00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:58,020
*gunshot*

972
00:58:58,020 --> 00:58:59,020
Oh for fuck's sake.

973
00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:01,020
Bye bye bye bye bye.

974
00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:02,020
No!

975
00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:03,020
*gunshot*

976
00:59:03,020 --> 00:59:04,020
*gunshot*

977
00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:05,020
*gunshot*

978
00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:06,020
*gunshot*

979
00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,020
*gunshot*

980
00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:08,020
*gunshot*

981
00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:09,020
*gunshot*

982
00:59:09,020 --> 00:59:14,020
Oh man. I can't wait to get my hands on a fucking fully automatic pulse rifle or something.

983
00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:15,020
*gunshot*

984
00:59:15,020 --> 00:59:16,020
*gunshot*

985
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,020
*gunshot*

986
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:18,020
*gunshot*

987
00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:19,020
*gunshot*

988
00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:20,020
Connor's dead!

989
00:59:20,020 --> 00:59:21,020
*gunshot*

990
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:22,020
*gunshot*

991
00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:23,020
*gunshot*

992
00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:24,020
Sorry guys!

993
00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:25,020
*gunshot*

994
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,020
Technical gremlins guys!

995
00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:28,020
*gunshot*

996
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:29,020
*gunshot*

997
00:59:29,020 --> 00:59:35,020
Connor Williams in a fucking dystopian cyberpunk situation would be a fucking bl-

998
00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:37,020
It'd be a blast!

999
00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:38,020
*gunshot*

1000
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:40,020
Thank you very much Matt Salinas.

1001
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,020
*gunshot*

1002
00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:42,020
*gunshot*

1003
00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:43,020
*gunshot*

1004
00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:52,020
Yes, Alinus, thanks for the tip. It means a lot to that.

1005
00:59:52,020 --> 01:00:05,780
Civil protection, she's going on about civil protection. Brian Morrissey. Thank you very

1006
01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:34,820
much. Fucking hell man. This cunt. Yes! I got the fucker. I got him. Got him, boys. We got him, boys. Thank you very much for that.

1007
01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:53,820
Civil protection. Faith Johnson, how are you? Thank you very much. Can you give a shout out to Paddy? This is the first stream that he hasn't been at work at.

1008
01:00:53,820 --> 01:01:13,820
Yeah, Paddy. Welcome to the stream. Glad you're not at work, man. Thanks, Paddy. And Faith. Paddy, Faith. Maybe there's some stuff in here we can loot.

1009
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:25,820
Loot. Conor Williams, guys. Trapped in a pipe there, guys. Shot in the back of the head by the civil protection unit, guys.

1010
01:01:25,820 --> 01:01:44,820
Oh, fuck. Back to this shit again. We get to see Conor again. It's the only saving grace. How's it going, guys? Can you let me out? Can you get me out of the pipe, guys?

1011
01:01:44,820 --> 01:02:09,820
I think I eliminated that cunt. Rest in pieces. This is a class game. Fuck. I think, uh, it's better on- oh, fuck. Better on the PC than it is on the PlayStation Orange box.

1012
01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:36,820
Just the response- responsivity and- oh, yeah. Yes. You can get it. I'm fucking trapped.

1013
01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:51,820
I'm trapped. Trapped. It's designed for a PC, is it? But it's fucked.

1014
01:02:51,820 --> 01:02:59,820
It is a reminder. Inaction. Concerning. Report counselor Hedler to a civil protection team. Inusiveness.

1015
01:02:59,820 --> 01:03:20,820
You're fucked. Fuck that. Gridrain, thank you. Crouch. Oh, yeah, I'm moving at snail's pace here. Yes. Who said crouch there?

1016
01:03:20,820 --> 01:03:37,820
Bye, Pat. Good man, bye, Pat. Fucking speed of it, man. There's nothing in these boxes. There's not. I might give it a-

1017
01:03:39,820 --> 01:03:58,820
I like smashing stuff anyway, so. Fucking flashlight, man. Is there any health somewhere, are we? Fucking fucked her.

1018
01:03:58,820 --> 01:04:19,820
Bit of health over here. Yes. Station 12, come in. What's that? Recharge for the suit. This is Station 8. We heard 12 go down and out. Surgical strike units are targeting railway stations. Repeat. Civil protection is coming down on underground stations. We're already getting refugees from 9 and outlying. Looks like we're-

1019
01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:48,820
Sarah Schneek. Sarah Schneek. Do you copy? Thanks very much. Station 8, are you there? Do I have to respond here? We have to respond here. We have to respond to the force of manhacks. Repeat. They're filling the underground with manhacks. Manhacks, is it? Welcome to manhacks. If you're a guy, here are some cool fucking hacks. As if life wasn't easy enough. Look at this.

1020
01:04:48,820 --> 01:05:14,820
Oh man, please. Just wait and just fucking- Yes. See you later, dickheads. Good night, Vienna.

1021
01:05:14,820 --> 01:05:43,680
Who the fuck is this? Huh? Huh? Where are these cunts? Huh? Come on. Come out. Uh oh. Let's get away from that. That's a fucking tinder keg. Tinder keg.

1022
01:05:43,680 --> 01:06:13,340
Hide down here for a bit. The hideout bar and lounge in Foxford. We might fucking take a nap down here. Can I crash? Is it okay if I crash on the couch in your cell while the bad men go away?

1023
01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:27,960
You have a nice couch there. I'll crash on that. Brian Marcy. Thank you. Your streams are class but I'm worried Glenn Hansard will steal the idea and take it to Broadway.

1024
01:06:31,340 --> 01:06:35,020
Once twice two times a Hansard

1025
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:45,800
The Glen Hansard handstand expressway experience is gonna be fucking touring Broadway scientific next Tuesday

1026
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:52,800
After a Boston Marathon fucking free-for-all takes place make sure you've got everything included in your lunchbox and

1027
01:06:53,380 --> 01:07:00,320
Also be sure to alert Maria Walsh who is really she's up for coming to Broadway. She wants to bring

1028
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:05,840
Maria Walsh is interested in coming to Broadway and bringing the manuscript to her

1029
01:07:06,740 --> 01:07:10,600
Her new play which is wrote called Tamagotchi the musical

1030
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:15,380
Starring Mary Robinson and fucking blackjacks

1031
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:22,520
All we had to do was go down here. That's all we had to do and I took that took me 20 minutes to find that out

1032
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,960
Thanks very much Boston and Brian

1033
01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:31,260
We've another one of these fucking guys we don't get many

1034
01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:34,260
How are you getting on there now?

1035
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:42,060
We do we don't we don't get many e guys around here. We don't get we don't see many guys around town

1036
01:07:42,740 --> 01:07:44,740
Are you new?

1037
01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:50,220
Are you new around town you're blowing are you we don't get many e guys around here?

1038
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,280
Just walk around oh

1039
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,840
What passing I thought it would be easier I?

1040
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,660
I got stung there man hoisted by my own petard

1041
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:07,680
By the fucking hoist master himself the great ghost God himself

1042
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:14,160
The Maria was special Houser how do we get past this guy now without fucking seen?

1043
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:20,780
Torch.

1044
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:23,980
They don't like light.

1045
01:08:36,060 --> 01:08:38,560
We don't get many ye guys to the pound.

1046
01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:42,420
It's great to see you in the flesh.

1047
01:08:44,260 --> 01:08:46,000
It's great to put a face to the name.

1048
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:51,380
How are you getting on?

1049
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:52,700
Are you okay?

1050
01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,320
Is that...

1051
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,100
Yeah, okay.

1052
01:09:02,740 --> 01:09:03,260
Yeah.

1053
01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:04,540
Okay.

1054
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:06,420
I'll go ahead anyway.

1055
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,540
You stay inside the pipe.

1056
01:09:07,540 --> 01:09:24,580
What the hell man?

1057
01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:25,200
These cunts.

1058
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:29,400
Ah.

1059
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:30,800
Does it...

1060
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,460
Oh no.

1061
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:43,920
What the fuck?

1062
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:45,580
It's gonna explode.

1063
01:09:45,580 --> 01:10:09,520
Do you reckon if you...

1064
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,660
If you sneak around, would these guys get you?

1065
01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:19,640
Do you reckon if you played sneaker pimps on your headphones, would they find you?

1066
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:22,120
What do I do here?

1067
01:10:33,180 --> 01:10:34,580
There doesn't seem to be anywhere.

1068
01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:34,660
What?

1069
01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:45,700
Oh god.

1070
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:46,520
Oh no.

1071
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,200
I'm running out of air.

1072
01:10:55,780 --> 01:10:56,140
Fuck.

1073
01:10:56,260 --> 01:10:56,700
Hell man.

1074
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,560
Shaving Ryan's privates now.

1075
01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:01,560
Oh, they've blown...

1076
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:02,400
They've blown the...

1077
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,660
They've blown that place open.

1078
01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:07,180
Fucking hell.

1079
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:23,380
They're scum.

1080
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:24,880
These guys are absolute scum.

1081
01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:26,980
They've no regard for human life.

1082
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,240
They've no regard for life.

1083
01:11:29,380 --> 01:11:30,000
It's shoot...

1084
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,420
It's shoot first questions later.

1085
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,520
That's if they're...

1086
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,180
They're even bothered about asking questions.

1087
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,580
I highly doubt that.

1088
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,860
Considering that they've been zapping me since I got off the fucking train.

1089
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:40,540
See you later.

1090
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:43,960
This game is great.

1091
01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:48,280
This game is fucking brilliant, man.

1092
01:11:50,780 --> 01:11:51,900
What an opening...

1093
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:52,300
What an opening...

1094
01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:54,860
Hour.

1095
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:02,060
Too many other guns, man.

1096
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,340
Should fucking hide behind here for a bit.

1097
01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:06,480
Collect the thoughts.

1098
01:12:07,380 --> 01:12:07,820
Ruminate.

1099
01:12:09,740 --> 01:12:10,220
And...

1100
01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:11,160
We'll get...

1101
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,120
We'll...

1102
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:12,920
Get the head together.

1103
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,040
Feel the dream.

1104
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:18,200
Feel the dream.

1105
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:18,960
John D.

1106
01:12:19,060 --> 01:12:19,480
Thank you.

1107
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:21,040
Arizona.

1108
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,220
Thank you very much.

1109
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:27,500
The little boxes with yellow stickers on them have ammo and stuff.

1110
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:28,240
Sausage.

1111
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:28,580
Thanks.

1112
01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:31,700
Those little boxes over there.

1113
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,240
See if I move out now I might get...

1114
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:36,980
Stung by these...

1115
01:12:36,980 --> 01:12:38,040
Fucking...

1116
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:39,540
Mercenaries.

1117
01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:40,000
Feel the dream.

1118
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:42,560
Boston.

1119
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:43,300
Thank you very much.

1120
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,560
I wonder if someone is in...

1121
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,720
Boston Scientific watching this now.

1122
01:12:58,180 --> 01:12:58,660
Oh.

1123
01:12:58,820 --> 01:12:59,220
You can...

1124
01:12:59,220 --> 01:12:59,760
Headshots.

1125
01:13:00,780 --> 01:13:01,140
Yeah.

1126
01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:02,260
Yeah.

1127
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,620
Who the fuck else is here now?

1128
01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:11,180
Fuck.

1129
01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:12,480
Feel the dream.

1130
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:13,640
Tooey.

1131
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:15,140
Thank you very much.

1132
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,000
Mickey Tooey.

1133
01:13:30,580 --> 01:13:31,860
Is there a barrel or what?

1134
01:13:32,380 --> 01:13:34,140
Barrel of cheese for you there, lads.

1135
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:35,160
Cracker barrel.

1136
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:36,460
Make sure you...

1137
01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:37,600
Yeah.

1138
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:40,080
Enjoy the cracker barrel, boys.

1139
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,700
I like that.

1140
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,480
That was a nice element of the game.

1141
01:13:44,580 --> 01:13:45,800
The explosions and the death.

1142
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:47,080
This fucking...

1143
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:52,780
Rest in pieces.

1144
01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:55,460
Good night and God bless.

1145
01:13:58,140 --> 01:13:59,500
You hammered your mother.

1146
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:01,640
I love women.

1147
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:03,440
I'm mad about women.

1148
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,280
I've been married three times.

1149
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:07,180
I'm infatuated with women.

1150
01:14:11,020 --> 01:14:12,280
Death is class.

1151
01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:13,660
Get her...

1152
01:14:13,660 --> 01:14:14,740
Get her cornetto.

1153
01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:18,840
Oh, here we go.

1154
01:14:22,580 --> 01:14:23,420
Ha ha ha ha.

1155
01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:27,680
Ha ha ha ha.

1156
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:28,100
Ha ha ha ha.

1157
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:28,700
I'm mad.

1158
01:14:28,700 --> 01:14:29,700
I'm mad.

1159
01:14:29,700 --> 01:14:30,400
I'm mad.

1160
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,400
I'm mad.

1161
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,400
I'm mad.

1162
01:14:32,400 --> 01:15:01,400
*Mario's voice*

1163
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:05,400
Zach Goldsmith MP, thank you very much.

1164
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,400
I, uh...

1165
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:17,400
I seen someone there about a minute ago saying there's a puzzle coming up. Do you reckon he'll get through it? Kind of like, "Hahaha, he's shit."

1166
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:20,400
Yeah, well, I'm not gonna be reading the chat and I will get through it.

1167
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:24,400
I will get through it.

1168
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,400
Is this the puzzle, is it?

1169
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,400
Is this the puzzle?

1170
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:34,400
*Mario's voice*

1171
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:36,400
Ah, easy meat.

1172
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:40,400
I've played portal so that might give me some kind of ground in it.

1173
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:59,500
Attention to the alert. Your lock room is now charged. The list is at least closed. Five seconds. Stop.

1174
01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:07,500
Is that right? Is that on a... maybe I...

1175
01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:30,240
Oh, for fuck's sake. I wonder now. I wonder. Put you on top of him there. If we have any more of these fellas around, we can stack them up. See how we get on.

1176
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:38,960
Good job we didn't blast open the rest of the cases.

1177
01:16:38,960 --> 01:17:01,700
You are now charged with your endangerment. Level 5. Thank you. There's an unit. This is your weapon.

1178
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:05,980
Come on.

1179
01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:31,940
What's crouch jump? What's crouch jump?

1180
01:17:31,940 --> 01:17:37,660
I'm not going to crouch jump.

1181
01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:54,380
Bit of a speed run here. Blind play through speed run.

1182
01:17:54,380 --> 01:18:14,100
First of its kind. Everyone's welcome here. Everyone is welcome. Maybe you just stack them up there on that. One, two, three, four, five. Maybe that'll do. One, two, three, four. I've got one, two. I've got four there. Four of those fellas might work.

1183
01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:15,620
Do you reckon?

1184
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,500
I think four of those fellas might work

1185
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,780
If you...

1186
01:18:19,780 --> 01:18:22,240
We don't get many of these guys

1187
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,300
To the pound, you see

1188
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:27,740
We don't get many of the...

1189
01:18:27,740 --> 01:18:29,820
We don't get many of ye around town

1190
01:18:29,820 --> 01:18:30,780
Boxes

1191
01:18:30,780 --> 01:18:32,420
What's your name? Boxes, is it?

1192
01:18:33,540 --> 01:18:35,480
We don't get many of ye guys

1193
01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:38,020
Are ye from...

1194
01:18:38,020 --> 01:18:38,900
Who do you know?

1195
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:42,720
Fucking hell

1196
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:56,400
Yes!

1197
01:18:57,460 --> 01:18:58,520
Get...

1198
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:01,640
Huh?

1199
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,160
What's crouch jump?

1200
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:10,820
Fucking people saying crouch jump

1201
01:19:10,820 --> 01:19:12,560
Fucking doing crouch jump

1202
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:13,240
There's nothing...

1203
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,520
There's nothing going on with it

1204
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:29,780
We don't get many of these guys to the pound

1205
01:19:29,780 --> 01:19:31,080
Sure we don't

1206
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:33,300
Arr fuck it

1207
01:19:33,300 --> 01:19:36,240
What a waste of...

1208
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:44,000
I'd say it's the other side

1209
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,920
I'd say it's the other side

1210
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:47,920
I'd say it's the other side

1211
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,920
*Makes a little bit of an accident*

1212
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:06,320
We don't get many of these boxes to the pound. We might put them...

1213
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,600
Level five, is it?

1214
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:24,180
Bit of commotion there with the boxes.

1215
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,880
We need to quench any fucking discontent.

1216
01:20:28,660 --> 01:20:29,520
Any discord.

1217
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:31,300
With these boys.

1218
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,380
Maybe there now.

1219
01:20:38,140 --> 01:20:39,320
Maybe yeah.

1220
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,000
Maybe yeah.

1221
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:42,000
Yeah.

1222
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,300
That looks fucking astounding.

1223
01:20:46,060 --> 01:20:47,480
It looks sensual.

1224
01:20:52,420 --> 01:20:53,340
Come on!

1225
01:21:04,820 --> 01:21:05,380
Now.

1226
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:11,820
If we'd have held him hostage now he could have told us the way up.

1227
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:16,020
But we don't have his life with us anymore.

1228
01:21:16,180 --> 01:21:17,080
T22 BC.

1229
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:17,920
Thank you very much.

1230
01:21:19,220 --> 01:21:20,200
Thank you very much.

1231
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:24,080
Thank you very much T22 BC.

1232
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:24,520
It's great.

1233
01:21:24,660 --> 01:21:25,240
Great to have you.

1234
01:21:31,900 --> 01:21:33,400
Oh fucking hell man.

1235
01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:36,080
Fucking state of that.

1236
01:21:41,540 --> 01:21:42,720
Taoiseach Fontaine.

1237
01:21:42,820 --> 01:21:43,320
Thank you.

1238
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:53,060
Maybe we go up there.

1239
01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:56,260
Maybe we go up there and then you can get along that.

1240
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:03,160
Peckox.

1241
01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:04,440
Thank you very much Peckox.

1242
01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:05,740
Oh hello Peckox.

1243
01:22:05,740 --> 01:22:05,800
Peckox.

1244
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:23,860
Bad box.

1245
01:22:23,860 --> 01:22:23,900
Bad box.

1246
01:22:26,060 --> 01:22:28,300
I'm not gonna read your solutions.

1247
01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:29,600
If people are giving me.

1248
01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:30,460
People are saying.

1249
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:32,080
No it's not the way Francis.

1250
01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:34,260
Well.

1251
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:36,620
What if I blew your fucking mind.

1252
01:22:36,860 --> 01:22:37,600
And made it the way.

1253
01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:38,420
Did you think.

1254
01:22:40,580 --> 01:22:42,200
What if I blew your fucking minds.

1255
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:45,120
Yeah.

1256
01:22:45,380 --> 01:22:46,200
How about that.

1257
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:47,460
You didn't understand did you.

1258
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:48,460
You didn't think it was possible.

1259
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,520
You didn't think that was possible.

1260
01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:51,640
But it is.

1261
01:22:58,340 --> 01:22:58,740
Okay.

1262
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:00,320
No.

1263
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:00,380
No.

1264
01:23:00,380 --> 01:23:19,500
Are you fucking serious?

1265
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:22,100
Right.

1266
01:23:22,180 --> 01:23:22,860
We might take it.

1267
01:23:22,900 --> 01:23:24,600
We might take it somewhere else for a moment.

1268
01:23:25,020 --> 01:23:25,340
We'll come.

1269
01:23:25,420 --> 01:23:26,260
We'll come back to that.

1270
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:28,100
We'll try the old box stacking thing.

1271
01:23:28,100 --> 01:23:34,100
What about this here look.

1272
01:23:35,340 --> 01:23:35,580
Oh.

1273
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:36,860
What about this.

1274
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:42,640
What about that.

1275
01:23:46,020 --> 01:23:47,260
How about this.

1276
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:49,620
How about this over here.

1277
01:23:49,740 --> 01:23:50,140
Crazy.

1278
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:53,320
Could be.

1279
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,140
Could be crazy.

1280
01:23:55,660 --> 01:23:56,760
This could be crazy.

1281
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:15,160
This could be the one.

1282
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:17,120
Oh.

1283
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:19,440
Put him there.

1284
01:24:19,980 --> 01:24:20,520
Leave him.

1285
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:21,200
Down.

1286
01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:23,260
Keep this guy.

1287
01:24:25,900 --> 01:24:27,060
Keep this guy up here.

1288
01:24:27,780 --> 01:24:28,320
Oh yeah.

1289
01:24:29,220 --> 01:24:29,620
Yeah.

1290
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:31,640
Now.

1291
01:24:31,820 --> 01:24:34,020
We don't get many of those guys to the pound.

1292
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:41,580
I think we've got it.

1293
01:24:42,460 --> 01:24:43,160
It's a good one.

1294
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:46,520
It's a good one.

1295
01:24:47,620 --> 01:24:48,500
It's looking good.

1296
01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:51,480
It could be the best one yet.

1297
01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:54,080
It's a good one.

1298
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:05,320
No.

1299
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:05,340
No.

1300
01:25:05,340 --> 01:25:19,040
Huh?

1301
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:25,440
Just.

1302
01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:44,760
Sorry guys.

1303
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,200
People keep on saying.

1304
01:25:47,220 --> 01:25:48,120
Crouch jump.

1305
01:25:49,220 --> 01:25:50,720
I don't know what that means.

1306
01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,640
Like I'm crouching.

1307
01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:06,580
And then I press jump.

1308
01:26:08,620 --> 01:26:09,320
Nothing's happening.

1309
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:19,460
Box simulator.

1310
01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:19,980
Thank you.

1311
01:26:23,940 --> 01:26:24,340
Jump.

1312
01:26:24,460 --> 01:26:26,960
Then press crouch button midair to get on to stuff.

1313
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:28,860
Is that it?

1314
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:36,840
For fuck's sake.

1315
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:49,320
I'll tell you what I think.

1316
01:26:49,460 --> 01:26:51,060
I think it needs one more box.

1317
01:26:52,060 --> 01:26:54,060
But then how the fuck would we get up there?

1318
01:26:54,060 --> 01:26:55,060
There.

1319
01:26:55,060 --> 01:26:56,060
There.

1320
01:26:56,060 --> 01:26:57,060
There.

1321
01:26:57,060 --> 01:27:14,960
Attention, officer. Your block is now charged.

1322
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:17,800
Permitting to be active for us.

1323
01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:19,720
Five, last one.

1324
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:42,020
Attention, all ground protection teams. Autonomous judgment, now arrest. Tension change is now and present. Toes, adversaries.

1325
01:27:42,020 --> 01:27:47,920
Even though I know he can't get up there, I still support the effort.

1326
01:27:47,920 --> 01:28:03,120
Even though I swear, how the fuck would I get up there?

1327
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:10,120
Feel the dream. Arizona.

1328
01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:17,120
Thank you very much, Joel.

1329
01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:47,100
I don't know.

1330
01:28:48,100 --> 01:28:49,680
Did that without any help.

1331
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:50,960
Did that without any help.

1332
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:51,480
What's this?

1333
01:28:51,940 --> 01:28:52,460
Oh, for fuck.

1334
01:28:56,740 --> 01:28:58,260
Did that without any help.

1335
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,280
Brian Morrissey, thank you very much.

1336
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:08,360
Thank you very much.

1337
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:12,760
I've contacts in Ballyhanas.

1338
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:13,540
No joke.

1339
01:29:13,540 --> 01:29:16,780
Apparently Hansard has spent the last six months

1340
01:29:16,780 --> 01:29:19,700
with a voice coach learning Fontaine.

1341
01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:21,240
Suspicious at best.

1342
01:29:21,740 --> 01:29:25,360
Steve Buscemi is gonna understudy Tommy Schlug.

1343
01:29:31,780 --> 01:29:32,840
Wow, look at this.

1344
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:33,800
Whoa, slidey.

1345
01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:35,340
Slide house.

1346
01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:36,300
Slide house.

1347
01:29:38,260 --> 01:29:38,840
Fuck.

1348
01:29:39,580 --> 01:29:40,780
Fuck out of my way, you.

1349
01:29:44,780 --> 01:29:58,940
This is a bit of a slider.

1350
01:29:58,940 --> 01:29:58,980
This is a bit of a slider.

1351
01:30:02,980 --> 01:30:15,480
Unrest procedures coded now from death. Inoculate. Shield. Passive. Code. Pressure. Sword. Terrorize.

1352
01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:18,480
*Sigh*

1353
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:28,480
Oh, we- yeah. Yeah.

1354
01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:29,480
Sword.

1355
01:30:29,480 --> 01:30:37,980
We fucking throw these boys and they can- they'll suck these guys up. How'd you throw something? I wanna throw something.

1356
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:46,980
Fucking joke. Huh? Will that explode?

1357
01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:56,980
Maybe one of these guys down here.

1358
01:30:56,980 --> 01:30:59,820
The destruction of thei is now left.

1359
01:31:00,820 --> 01:31:01,820
Not thei.

1360
01:31:03,220 --> 01:31:04,220
Masamai.

1361
01:31:04,220 --> 01:31:05,220
Yes!

1362
01:31:05,220 --> 01:31:06,220
Oh.

1363
01:31:06,220 --> 01:31:08,220
*sounds of terror*

1364
01:31:08,220 --> 01:31:10,220
*sounds of terror*

1365
01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:12,220
*sounds of terror*

1366
01:31:12,220 --> 01:31:14,220
*sounds of terror*

1367
01:31:14,220 --> 01:31:16,220
*sounds of terror*

1368
01:31:16,220 --> 01:31:18,220
*sounds of terror*

1369
01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:20,220
*sounds of terror*

1370
01:31:20,220 --> 01:31:22,220
*sounds of terror*

1371
01:31:22,220 --> 01:31:24,220
*sounds of terror*

1372
01:31:24,220 --> 01:31:26,220
*sounds of terror*

1373
01:31:26,220 --> 01:31:28,220
*sounds of terror*

1374
01:31:28,220 --> 01:31:30,220
*sounds of terror*

1375
01:31:30,220 --> 01:31:32,220
I think it was a bit-

1376
01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:34,220
Do you know when you gloat like that you can kind of-

1377
01:31:34,220 --> 01:31:55,440
fuck yourself up so there's a bit of a lesson in that one as well oh got him

1378
01:31:55,440 --> 01:32:12,000
boys see you later that poor fucking guy there he probably had a family and everything

1379
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:40,620
no shit oh no goose Canada goose

1380
01:32:40,620 --> 01:33:08,740
fuck fuck

1381
01:33:08,740 --> 01:33:36,460
speedrun

1382
01:33:36,460 --> 01:33:40,760
welcome to the Thunderdome

1383
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:46,820
it's a seesaw is it maybe this can

1384
01:33:46,820 --> 01:33:52,260
yeah seesaw job bit of a fucking seesaw job here

1385
01:33:52,260 --> 01:33:55,180
pull a few blocks on the seesaw

1386
01:33:55,180 --> 01:33:57,720
I will... we shall be okay.

1387
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:27,700
I will... we shall be okay.

1388
01:34:27,700 --> 01:34:37,420
Up there for thinking.

1389
01:34:37,420 --> 01:34:50,740
Oh fuck.

1390
01:34:50,740 --> 01:34:51,740
Shit.

1391
01:34:51,740 --> 01:34:52,740
Shit.

1392
01:34:52,740 --> 01:34:56,740
It's uh... you gotta... you should do this.

1393
01:34:56,740 --> 01:34:58,740
Oh, we'll go back.

1394
01:34:58,740 --> 01:35:00,740
Come on.

1395
01:35:00,740 --> 01:35:02,740
Come on.

1396
01:35:02,740 --> 01:35:04,740
Do this.

1397
01:35:04,740 --> 01:35:08,740
Flashlight.

1398
01:35:08,740 --> 01:35:10,740
Uh oh.

1399
01:35:10,740 --> 01:35:16,740
This is not good.

1400
01:35:16,740 --> 01:35:18,740
Thanks Boston.

1401
01:35:18,740 --> 01:35:19,740
Boston.

1402
01:35:19,740 --> 01:35:20,740
Scientific.

1403
01:35:20,740 --> 01:35:21,740
Thank you very much.

1404
01:35:21,740 --> 01:35:22,740
Heard Tommy Schlug was looking for a few hours.

1405
01:35:22,740 --> 01:35:23,740
I'll put in a good word.

1406
01:35:23,740 --> 01:35:24,740
He's bussing...

1407
01:35:24,740 --> 01:35:25,740
He's doing okay on the bus I think.

1408
01:35:25,740 --> 01:35:27,740
He was working at Baxter for a while.

1409
01:35:27,740 --> 01:35:28,740
Oh god.

1410
01:35:28,740 --> 01:35:28,740
Oh god.

1411
01:35:28,740 --> 01:35:29,740
God.

1412
01:35:29,740 --> 01:35:30,740
God.

1413
01:35:30,740 --> 01:35:31,740
Go go go go go go go.

1414
01:35:31,740 --> 01:35:40,860
a good word. He's bussin- he's doing okay on the bus I think. He was working at Baxter for a while. Oh god.

1415
01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:42,860
God. God. Go go go go go.

1416
01:35:42,860 --> 01:35:42,860
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go

1417
01:35:42,860 --> 01:35:44,860
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

1418
01:35:44,860 --> 01:35:55,260
The

1419
01:35:55,260 --> 01:36:09,260
The

1420
01:36:09,260 --> 01:36:29,260
The

1421
01:36:29,260 --> 01:36:47,260
Oh no no no I'd like to close this door but fuck

1422
01:36:47,260 --> 01:36:59,840
Oh god

1423
01:36:59,840 --> 01:37:09,320
We don't get many of these guys to the pound

1424
01:37:09,320 --> 01:37:19,320
Oh

1425
01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:49,020
You haven't heard music until you've heard the voice of

1426
01:37:49,020 --> 01:37:50,300
Bansalabino.

1427
01:37:50,300 --> 01:38:15,060
Bansalabino.

1428
01:38:15,060 --> 01:38:45,040
Bansalabino.

1429
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:47,360
Meanwhile, he's cleaned his room, he's cleaned his balls.

1430
01:38:48,580 --> 01:38:50,140
Nadal doesn't know what this guy's about.

1431
01:38:51,100 --> 01:38:51,900
He does now.

1432
01:38:52,940 --> 01:38:54,380
Iberian smash ham.

1433
01:38:55,120 --> 01:38:55,760
Cured meat.

1434
01:38:56,320 --> 01:38:57,160
Stinky feet.

1435
01:38:58,900 --> 01:39:00,300
Ah, girl, pay out of that.

1436
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:02,260
Nadal will take that all day long.

1437
01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:04,660
Weary hitting the fucking queer balls.

1438
01:39:06,180 --> 01:39:06,460
Yep.

1439
01:39:06,880 --> 01:39:08,620
Business as usual for Nadal.

1440
01:39:08,620 --> 01:39:10,800
He knows what it is to be a man.

1441
01:39:11,100 --> 01:39:14,640
I actually met Nadal at the seance we were holding last night

1442
01:39:14,640 --> 01:39:16,940
in Serena Williams' Airbnb.

1443
01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:20,760
He was really dry, actually.

1444
01:39:21,620 --> 01:39:21,820
Yeah?

1445
01:39:22,340 --> 01:39:24,860
Yeah, he was, like, he's a great player now,

1446
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:28,380
but not a bit of crack out of him at all, you know?

1447
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:29,720
We were all goosed up.

1448
01:39:30,340 --> 01:39:31,000
Where was that?

1449
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:32,080
Serena's.

1450
01:39:32,540 --> 01:39:33,820
You were there, you mad thing.

1451
01:39:34,340 --> 01:39:34,780
Oh, right.

1452
01:39:34,900 --> 01:39:35,740
Yeah, I didn't drink.

1453
01:39:35,780 --> 01:39:36,580
I didn't want to drink.

1454
01:39:37,980 --> 01:39:40,820
Well, you certainly had me fooled anyway.

1455
01:39:42,220 --> 01:39:43,820
You know, I stay away from alcohol.

1456
01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:46,620
Exercise and eat meat.

1457
01:39:48,220 --> 01:39:49,580
Eat meat and I cry.

1458
01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:52,120
Spent two hours having a hate cry.

1459
01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:53,320
Yeah?

1460
01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:54,980
Did you do that alone?

1461
01:39:56,360 --> 01:39:58,540
Yeah, usually I just go into the bathroom and...

1462
01:39:59,540 --> 01:40:03,840
stick on footage of things that make me triggered.

1463
01:40:05,540 --> 01:40:07,160
and I coil up like a trigger.

1464
01:40:08,380 --> 01:40:09,460
A pistol trigger.

1465
01:40:09,460 --> 01:40:11,120
I get a hard arm.

1466
01:40:11,540 --> 01:40:12,000
What?

1467
01:40:12,680 --> 01:40:12,940
Yeah.

1468
01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:18,880
Get a hard arm and pretend that's a trigger that I have to pull.

1469
01:40:19,880 --> 01:40:20,920
What a Yanabe.

1470
01:40:20,920 --> 01:40:24,460
And I do that tantricly for about 20 hours.

1471
01:40:25,380 --> 01:40:29,060
Till I reach a heightened state of pleasure known as Trigertronics.

1472
01:40:30,420 --> 01:40:32,380
I start to make music with my mouth.

1473
01:40:32,380 --> 01:40:32,380
I start to make music with my mouth.

1474
01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:37,120
Go on, give us a blast.

1475
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:38,020
Okay.

1476
01:40:39,340 --> 01:40:43,220
That's all right.

1477
01:40:43,280 --> 01:40:44,220
You can put a beat to that.

1478
01:40:47,220 --> 01:40:48,300
Clean your room.

1479
01:40:49,220 --> 01:40:52,520
Oh, no.

1480
01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:53,680
We missed the end of the game.

1481
01:40:53,720 --> 01:40:59,660
The Dallas, the Spanish Iberian Peninsula, has taken it to the queer eye for the straight guy.

1482
01:41:00,800 --> 01:41:02,320
More of this in the future.

1483
01:41:03,500 --> 01:41:04,240
Meet Connor Williams.

1484
01:41:04,540 --> 01:41:04,920
Turn B.

1485
01:41:05,480 --> 01:41:06,420
On Network 2.

1486
01:41:06,820 --> 01:41:07,160
Thanks.

1487
01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:10,500
Thanks very much, Connor Williams.

1488
01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:13,500
Connor Williams for the comms.

1489
01:41:17,660 --> 01:41:19,820
And Ban Celebino as well.

1490
01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:20,500
He's a fucking...

1491
01:41:21,140 --> 01:41:22,900
Have you been to see Ban Celebino?

1492
01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:26,460
He's playing in the concert hall there next Tuesday.

1493
01:41:27,780 --> 01:41:30,460
Tickets are 45 for a gallery seat.

1494
01:41:30,460 --> 01:41:32,180
Or you can get a stand-in...

1495
01:41:32,180 --> 01:41:34,720
A stand-in job down the front.

1496
01:41:35,500 --> 01:41:37,100
For a 15 euro.

1497
01:41:37,100 --> 01:41:44,100
control.

1498
01:41:44,100 --> 01:42:13,600
That guy, he got got.

1499
01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:27,800
Poor fucker man. Yellow teeth as well. Sure that's the least of his worries now. He doesn't

1500
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:35,100
even have any fucking worries. He's gone. Gonzo. Gonzo from the Muppets.

1501
01:42:43,100 --> 01:42:56,120
I don't like the sound of this machine gun that's happening.

1502
01:43:03,160 --> 01:43:06,880
Is this a, is this a blast or is it? Give it a fucking blast.

1503
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:10,840
No.

1504
01:43:10,840 --> 01:43:18,940
Um, Anaconda G. Thank you very much.

1505
01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:22,800
When the Nadal was on there, it went to a fucking Anaconda GZ.

1506
01:43:25,380 --> 01:43:26,500
Anaconda GZ.

1507
01:43:27,600 --> 01:43:29,800
Make it feel it all TV3Z.

1508
01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:32,220
In the house at one in the morning.

1509
01:43:32,720 --> 01:43:34,500
We're creeping round like a mouse.

1510
01:43:34,580 --> 01:43:36,000
Trying not to make some noise.

1511
01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:38,140
All me, you Anaconda G.

1512
01:43:38,140 --> 01:43:41,060
And the boys and the boys and the boys and the boys.

1513
01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:43,580
Playing with a little Half-Life 2 toys.

1514
01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:48,840
I need to find the physics to blast my way through this little hole in the wall.

1515
01:43:49,700 --> 01:43:51,960
I'm gonna go back to my own voice.

1516
01:43:52,660 --> 01:43:55,000
Cause I didn't know why I made the choice.

1517
01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:57,800
To talk and rap like that.

1518
01:43:57,860 --> 01:43:59,900
Francis the Snake Command is back.

1519
01:44:00,380 --> 01:44:02,420
You know that I'm the lyrical assassin.

1520
01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:08,560
I got too much potassium in my veins and my bloodstream.

1521
01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:15,020
I'm going insane every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.

1522
01:44:16,280 --> 01:44:17,760
Pretty much all week actually.

1523
01:44:18,100 --> 01:44:18,340
Yeah.

1524
01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:23,100
Pretty much, pretty, pretty, pretty much all week.

1525
01:44:23,680 --> 01:44:24,520
I've been at it.

1526
01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:29,780
But as long as you're having fun, that's the fucking main thing.

1527
01:44:30,180 --> 01:44:31,460
That's the fucking main thing, isn't it?

1528
01:44:31,520 --> 01:44:33,260
Brian Morrissey as well is in the house.

1529
01:44:34,280 --> 01:44:36,460
Always, always supported me.

1530
01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:38,180
And that's very, very kind of you.

1531
01:44:39,960 --> 01:44:40,860
Thank you very much.

1532
01:44:42,320 --> 01:44:42,940
Peace out.

1533
01:44:45,760 --> 01:44:57,460
Thanks for the donation.

1534
01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:07,600
No.

1535
01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:10,000
Let us, let us pre.

1536
01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:12,060
Let us pre.

1537
01:45:12,060 --> 01:45:17,060
Do we bring the...

1538
01:45:17,060 --> 01:45:17,060
Do we bring the...

1539
01:45:33,060 --> 01:45:33,480
Oh.

1540
01:45:33,960 --> 01:45:35,000
No, no overlay.

1541
01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:48,180
Johnny McCoy.

1542
01:45:48,300 --> 01:45:49,480
How off your tits.

1543
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:50,360
Aria.

1544
01:45:51,620 --> 01:45:52,220
Don't know.

1545
01:45:52,300 --> 01:45:52,960
And you tell me.

1546
01:45:53,740 --> 01:45:54,000
I'm not...

1547
01:45:55,260 --> 01:45:56,820
I'm fully with it.

1548
01:45:56,960 --> 01:45:58,000
I mean, the puzzles are...

1549
01:45:58,000 --> 01:45:59,700
The puzzles are elusive.

1550
01:46:00,260 --> 01:46:02,820
And the puzzle there was just go around the corner.

1551
01:46:03,420 --> 01:46:05,420
So it might look like I'm a bit...

1552
01:46:05,420 --> 01:46:08,260
A bit shit.

1553
01:46:08,380 --> 01:46:09,680
But I mean, it's not my...

1554
01:46:09,680 --> 01:46:11,420
There's nothing impairing my...

1555
01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:12,760
Judgment.

1556
01:46:14,380 --> 01:46:15,160
I'm granny.

1557
01:46:15,260 --> 01:46:16,240
I'm granny smithing.

1558
01:46:19,840 --> 01:46:20,460
Do you know?

1559
01:46:26,420 --> 01:46:27,960
Neil Van Nee.

1560
01:46:30,380 --> 01:46:31,060
How are you?

1561
01:46:31,060 --> 01:46:31,600
Thank you.

1562
01:46:32,120 --> 01:46:35,260
This man is the reason why games have arrows pointed out where you're...

1563
01:46:35,260 --> 01:46:37,620
Where you're opposed to go.

1564
01:46:37,960 --> 01:46:39,080
Did you read that chat?

1565
01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:39,980
Chat.

1566
01:46:40,180 --> 01:46:40,780
Read that back.

1567
01:46:42,840 --> 01:46:43,680
Swedish, right?

1568
01:46:44,220 --> 01:46:45,160
In the chat there.

1569
01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:46,100
How are you Swedish?

1570
01:46:46,960 --> 01:46:49,060
Trying to make me look like a gimp Swedish.

1571
01:46:50,280 --> 01:46:51,920
But you got fucked, man.

1572
01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:54,940
What does opposed mean?

1573
01:46:55,660 --> 01:46:58,080
I think you are opposed to write something else.

1574
01:46:58,380 --> 01:47:01,600
I think you are opposed to fucking look at the keyboard when you're typing, man.

1575
01:47:02,280 --> 01:47:02,680
Swedish.

1576
01:47:04,260 --> 01:47:07,140
I think you might need to go back to keyboard school, man.

1577
01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:09,360
And learn a few fucking keystrokes.

1578
01:47:10,420 --> 01:47:12,360
Get Mavis Beacon down in the voice.

1579
01:47:15,360 --> 01:47:15,680
Swedish.

1580
01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:26,980
That wasn't what you were opposed to write, man.

1581
01:47:27,640 --> 01:47:30,300
You're opposed to fucking write an S.

1582
01:47:31,780 --> 01:47:32,560
And even...

1583
01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:33,780
Strange...

1584
01:47:33,780 --> 01:47:34,560
Strangely...

1585
01:47:35,120 --> 01:47:35,640
No, yeah.

1586
01:47:35,800 --> 01:47:37,380
I was gonna say A, U, yeah.

1587
01:47:37,520 --> 01:47:37,940
I suppose.

1588
01:47:38,420 --> 01:47:40,940
Yeah, you should have wrote an S instead of an A.

1589
01:47:40,940 --> 01:47:47,160
Only messing Swedish.

1590
01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:48,940
You're a fucking man of taste.

1591
01:47:49,180 --> 01:47:50,080
You're a man of substance.

1592
01:47:51,740 --> 01:47:56,540
And we're all fucking hoping that you get by and you take those fucking lessons.

1593
01:47:56,740 --> 01:47:57,500
The keyboard school.

1594
01:47:58,920 --> 01:48:00,160
Mavis Beacon and the boys.

1595
01:48:03,180 --> 01:48:05,260
How do I get past these fucking clowns?

1596
01:48:05,320 --> 01:48:05,760
Alright, yeah.

1597
01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:10,440
Take one of these castle bar kegs to the boys.

1598
01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:10,640
Please.

1599
01:48:16,360 --> 01:48:19,860
Now, I think we're opposed to throw the fucking barrel down here.

1600
01:48:21,620 --> 01:48:23,700
And then we'll get the...

1601
01:48:23,700 --> 01:48:24,560
We'll get the goon...

1602
01:48:24,560 --> 01:48:24,940
Uh-oh.

1603
01:48:26,220 --> 01:48:26,960
Watch this now.

1604
01:48:29,980 --> 01:48:31,060
Ah, for fuck.

1605
01:48:32,980 --> 01:48:33,740
Ah, no.

1606
01:48:39,240 --> 01:48:41,120
Ah, that's not what I was supposed to do.

1607
01:48:43,620 --> 01:48:44,020
No.

1608
01:48:44,420 --> 01:48:45,900
Maybe we just use these guys.

1609
01:48:54,540 --> 01:48:55,160
Come on, you can't.

1610
01:48:55,960 --> 01:48:56,340
Fast.

1611
01:48:56,620 --> 01:48:56,960
Fast.

1612
01:48:56,960 --> 01:48:57,020
Fast.

1613
01:49:00,020 --> 01:49:00,500
Oh, yeah.

1614
01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:05,060
Yes.

1615
01:49:05,060 --> 01:49:05,100
Yes.

1616
01:49:08,500 --> 01:49:09,500
Smells great.

1617
01:49:11,580 --> 01:49:12,600
Smells great.

1618
01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:18,440
Give a shout out to all the boys in the creche.

1619
01:49:20,480 --> 01:49:21,440
This time of night.

1620
01:49:28,220 --> 01:49:43,060
Yes. See that? Jiu-Jitsu, Jiu-Jitsu. Fucking five-five-handed Jiu-Jitsu bombs. Oh, no, no, no.

1621
01:49:53,060 --> 01:50:15,080
Oh. Aye, thank you very much, aye. We'll go now. We'll go now. We'll go now. We'll go now. We'll go through the door now and we'll see how we get on. I wasn't at it yesterday, but I was at it last night. Now, move along.

1622
01:50:17,900 --> 01:50:25,480
Ammo. Ammo. How do I pick that up?

1623
01:50:27,700 --> 01:50:29,480
Oh, it's full. Full, full, full. Okay.

1624
01:50:29,480 --> 01:50:59,460
*Gunshot*

1625
01:50:59,460 --> 01:51:01,460
*Gunshot*

1626
01:51:01,460 --> 01:51:27,460
Where am I going? Like where am I meant to be escaping to? I didn't get the... the notification didn't pop up as to where I'm headed. Ah! The railroad. Yeah. Right. Why? Is he alright?

1627
01:51:27,460 --> 01:51:29,460
*Gunshot*

1628
01:51:29,460 --> 01:51:33,460
Man hats? Right.

1629
01:51:33,460 --> 01:51:37,460
*Gunshot*

1630
01:51:37,460 --> 01:51:45,460
Fucking hell man. Just hide over here. What the fuck are these man?

1631
01:51:45,460 --> 01:51:47,460
*Mario plays*

1632
01:51:47,460 --> 01:51:49,460
*Mario plays*

1633
01:51:49,460 --> 01:51:51,460
*Mario plays*

1634
01:51:51,460 --> 01:51:53,460
*Mario plays*

1635
01:51:53,460 --> 01:51:55,460
*Mario plays*

1636
01:51:55,460 --> 01:51:57,460
Some doctor's gaff.

1637
01:51:57,460 --> 01:51:59,460
*Mario plays*

1638
01:51:59,460 --> 01:52:01,460
*Mario plays*

1639
01:52:01,460 --> 01:52:03,460
I love smashing these guys up.

1640
01:52:03,460 --> 01:52:07,460
They deserve it, like. They deserve that.

1641
01:52:07,460 --> 01:52:09,460
How are you? It was.

1642
01:52:09,460 --> 01:52:13,460
No problem. Are we gonna head together?

1643
01:52:13,460 --> 01:52:15,460
*Mario plays*

1644
01:52:15,460 --> 01:52:17,460
I thought that.

1645
01:52:17,460 --> 01:52:19,460
*Mario plays*

1646
01:52:19,460 --> 01:52:21,460
We'll stick together, sure.

1647
01:52:21,460 --> 01:52:23,460
Two heads are better than one, no?

1648
01:52:23,460 --> 01:52:27,460
*Mario plays*

1649
01:52:27,460 --> 01:52:29,460
*Mario plays*

1650
01:52:29,460 --> 01:52:31,460
*Mario plays*

1651
01:52:31,460 --> 01:52:33,460
Just gonna sit down.

1652
01:52:33,460 --> 01:52:37,460
Look, man, you wanna come with me? I'm gonna head to the doctor's gaff.

1653
01:52:37,460 --> 01:52:39,460
*Mario plays*

1654
01:52:39,460 --> 01:52:41,460
*Mario plays*

1655
01:52:41,460 --> 01:52:43,460
*Mario plays*

1656
01:52:43,460 --> 01:52:43,460
*Mario plays*

1657
01:52:43,460 --> 01:52:45,460
*Mario plays*

1658
01:52:45,460 --> 01:52:47,460
*Mario plays*

1659
01:52:47,460 --> 01:52:50,560
Would you be interested in Hobbs coin at all?

1660
01:52:50,840 --> 01:52:52,500
It's Eddie Hobbs' new cryptocurrency.

1661
01:52:52,800 --> 01:52:54,360
It's going to be launching in a couple of weeks' time.

1662
01:52:55,180 --> 01:52:56,040
Bitcoin is finished.

1663
01:52:56,640 --> 01:52:57,700
I'll get down onto your level.

1664
01:52:58,360 --> 01:52:59,540
Bitcoin is finished.

1665
01:53:00,420 --> 01:53:03,240
There's a gang of headers who are launching their own crypto.

1666
01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:04,920
Do you fancy it?

1667
01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:09,280
Would you be up for it?

1668
01:53:11,660 --> 01:53:12,100
No?

1669
01:53:14,700 --> 01:53:16,460
Do you hold yourself?

1670
01:53:19,740 --> 01:53:22,340
Would you be holding yourself?

1671
01:53:28,580 --> 01:53:29,780
Or do you have anything?

1672
01:53:30,840 --> 01:53:32,820
Or do you have anything at all?

1673
01:53:41,540 --> 01:53:45,480
Would you be interested in going halves on a Hobbs coin with me?

1674
01:54:01,580 --> 01:54:02,880
Your man is no crack.

1675
01:54:04,500 --> 01:54:05,760
He's the anti-crack.

1676
01:54:08,460 --> 01:54:09,380
He's Antifa.

1677
01:54:25,900 --> 01:54:27,100
These guys are scum.

1678
01:54:27,320 --> 01:54:28,520
These guys are fucking scum.

1679
01:54:37,120 --> 01:54:38,020
Who made them?

1680
01:54:38,080 --> 01:54:38,820
Who designed them?

1681
01:54:40,440 --> 01:54:41,720
Who designed those guys?

1682
01:54:46,120 --> 01:54:46,600
Come on.

1683
01:54:49,580 --> 01:54:49,960
Oh!

1684
01:54:59,960 --> 01:55:01,480
Do you reckon these are manhats?

1685
01:55:01,480 --> 01:55:12,120
Poor Connor Williams got fucking goosed in the back of the back of the back.

1686
01:55:12,840 --> 01:55:13,520
With a bullet.

1687
01:55:17,940 --> 01:55:20,480
Trapped inside a dystopian nightmare, guys.

1688
01:55:20,480 --> 01:55:32,380
The future is lit.

1689
01:55:32,380 --> 01:55:33,500
The future is orange.

1690
01:55:34,640 --> 01:55:35,380
The future is bright.

1691
01:55:36,340 --> 01:55:37,980
You've got a bright future ahead of you, kid.

1692
01:55:39,060 --> 01:55:40,380
But unless you manage to fucking...

1693
01:55:40,380 --> 01:55:44,180
handle your way around a crowbar against these asshats...

1694
01:55:44,180 --> 01:55:45,480
You're fucked.

1695
01:55:45,480 --> 01:56:01,120
Oh my god.

1696
01:56:01,260 --> 01:56:02,020
The fuck is that?

1697
01:56:02,020 --> 01:56:21,860
Oh, yes.

1698
01:56:21,860 --> 01:56:28,400
How do I aim down sight here?

1699
01:56:28,400 --> 01:56:48,020
Oh, yes.

1700
01:56:48,020 --> 01:57:08,580
Sad old doings he got there, wasn't it?

1701
01:57:08,580 --> 01:57:11,020
Little claws on him as well.

1702
01:57:11,020 --> 01:57:16,020
The fucking back scratchers.

1703
01:57:16,020 --> 01:57:19,020
Maybe we'll fucking put this on top of him as a show of respect.

1704
01:57:19,020 --> 01:57:22,020
I just fazed through him.

1705
01:57:22,020 --> 01:57:24,020
Forget it.

1706
01:57:24,020 --> 01:57:29,020
Oh, God.

1707
01:57:29,020 --> 01:57:36,020
Put a grenade.

1708
01:57:36,020 --> 01:57:37,020
Fuck.

1709
01:57:37,020 --> 01:57:38,020
Oh, no.

1710
01:57:38,020 --> 01:57:39,020
No.

1711
01:57:39,020 --> 01:57:41,020
*scoffs*

1712
01:57:53,580 --> 01:57:57,840
Ra da da tang tang, listen to my 9mm go bang

1713
01:57:58,780 --> 01:58:05,340
Ra ba ba bang ra da da da tang, listen to my fucking submachine gun go brat

1714
01:58:06,140 --> 01:58:08,140
Brat

1715
01:58:08,140 --> 01:58:10,140
*scoffs*

1716
01:58:18,380 --> 01:58:20,380
Watch this now

1717
01:58:20,380 --> 01:58:22,380
*Ding*

1718
01:58:38,320 --> 01:58:40,760
Fucking state of that guy, guts and everything.

1719
01:58:49,640 --> 01:58:52,620
Watch when Spiderman comes down here now.

1720
01:58:57,480 --> 01:59:00,260
Should have checked where you're landing, bud.

1721
01:59:01,920 --> 01:59:04,240
Should have checked out the fucking landing spot.

1722
01:59:04,240 --> 01:59:23,240
What's this?

1723
01:59:31,240 --> 01:59:32,600
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

1724
01:59:33,160 --> 01:59:34,400
Thought that was a fucking thing.

1725
01:59:37,040 --> 01:59:39,560
Thought they were the suction pumpers.

1726
01:59:41,640 --> 01:59:42,980
Little hole down here.

1727
01:59:43,160 --> 01:59:45,600
We'll get a bit of oxygen.

1728
01:59:46,600 --> 01:59:47,880
We'll be fucking grand then.

1729
01:59:52,460 --> 01:59:53,060
What?

1730
01:59:53,580 --> 01:59:53,940
Huh?

1731
01:59:55,400 --> 01:59:56,380
What's that about?

1732
01:59:57,380 --> 01:59:59,440
Not you, fucking...

1733
02:00:02,080 --> 02:00:18,100
Maybe I'll use the grenade or one of these fucking things to blast it.

1734
02:00:18,100 --> 02:00:30,140
Anthony Paul, thank you.

1735
02:00:31,420 --> 02:00:33,480
Saw you down the boiler room the last day.

1736
02:00:34,220 --> 02:00:35,440
Are you into Jeff Mills?

1737
02:00:37,780 --> 02:00:41,800
I wouldn't be listening to Jeff Mills myself.

1738
02:00:49,540 --> 02:00:51,000
But I do...

1739
02:00:51,000 --> 02:00:52,800
I do...

1740
02:00:52,800 --> 02:01:00,320
admire the skill and football of Gary Ablett.

1741
02:01:03,400 --> 02:01:11,760
I always admired Gary Ablett's skill on the ball, so to speak.

1742
02:01:14,700 --> 02:01:17,320
Maybe we throw a fucking gas barrel down there, do we?

1743
02:01:17,320 --> 02:01:18,320
Okay.

1744
02:01:37,660 --> 02:01:38,640
Checking we throw that.

1745
02:01:38,780 --> 02:01:40,940
Checking we give that one a blast.

1746
02:01:40,940 --> 02:01:41,940
Squashed.

1747
02:01:53,440 --> 02:01:54,360
Nothing there, no.

1748
02:02:06,240 --> 02:02:10,440
But I tried to get in there now and I got fucking squashed.

1749
02:02:15,560 --> 02:02:18,840
Maybe you treat it like it's a door in a fucking hotel.

1750
02:02:20,520 --> 02:02:22,280
One of those swingsters.

1751
02:02:23,320 --> 02:02:24,280
Crystal swing set.

1752
02:02:24,820 --> 02:02:25,360
There we go.

1753
02:02:27,240 --> 02:02:27,580
Come on.

1754
02:02:29,900 --> 02:02:30,720
Bit of air.

1755
02:02:32,800 --> 02:02:34,540
Bit of fucking moon safari there.

1756
02:02:35,540 --> 02:02:39,720
And then we'll just breeze around these corners here and make sure we don't get fucking...

1757
02:02:39,720 --> 02:02:41,260
Deoxygenized.

1758
02:02:42,740 --> 02:02:43,340
There we go.

1759
02:02:52,260 --> 02:02:53,060
Look who it is.

1760
02:02:53,860 --> 02:02:54,860
Fucking Gary Mabbitt.

1761
02:02:54,900 --> 02:02:55,180
Fuck.

1762
02:02:55,180 --> 02:02:55,680
Fuck.

1763
02:02:55,680 --> 02:03:07,680
Fuck. Fuck.

1764
02:03:07,680 --> 02:03:08,900
Fuck.

1765
02:03:08,900 --> 02:03:10,840
Fuck.

1766
02:03:14,840 --> 02:03:17,420
Fuck.

1767
02:03:17,420 --> 02:03:21,360
Fuck.

1768
02:03:21,360 --> 02:03:28,860
Fuck me man.

1769
02:03:28,860 --> 02:03:29,860
Run!

1770
02:03:29,860 --> 02:03:30,860
Fuck.

1771
02:03:30,860 --> 02:03:31,860
Fuck.

1772
02:03:31,860 --> 02:03:33,860
Fuck.

1773
02:03:33,860 --> 02:03:35,860
Fuck.

1774
02:03:35,860 --> 02:03:36,860
Fuck.

1775
02:03:36,860 --> 02:03:37,860
Fuck.

1776
02:03:37,860 --> 02:03:39,860
Fuck.

1777
02:03:39,860 --> 02:03:42,860
Fuck.

1778
02:03:42,860 --> 02:03:44,860
Fuck.

1779
02:03:44,860 --> 02:03:45,860
Fuck.

1780
02:03:45,860 --> 02:03:46,860
Fuck.

1781
02:03:46,860 --> 02:03:47,860
Fuck.

1782
02:03:47,860 --> 02:03:48,860
Fuck.

1783
02:03:48,860 --> 02:03:49,860
Fuck.

1784
02:03:49,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1785
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1786
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1787
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1788
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1789
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1790
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1791
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1792
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1793
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1794
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1795
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1796
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1797
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1798
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1799
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1800
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1801
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1802
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1803
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1804
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1805
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1806
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1807
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1808
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1809
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1810
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1811
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1812
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1813
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1814
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1815
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1816
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1817
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1818
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1819
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1820
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1821
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Fuck.

1822
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:52,780
Gary Pallister there.

1823
02:04:14,840 --> 02:04:16,140
Jefferson Dammer.

1824
02:04:18,540 --> 02:04:23,540
Jefferson Dammer Stewart. Thank you very much. Thanks very much.

1825
02:04:30,260 --> 02:04:34,260
Fucking Keown. They call me Keown Bullet.

1826
02:04:39,300 --> 02:04:41,780
DG Director General. Thank you very much.

1827
02:04:46,220 --> 02:04:47,020
Fuck man.

1828
02:05:00,300 --> 02:05:01,740
Those guys are assholes.

1829
02:05:07,740 --> 02:05:08,240
Huh?

1830
02:05:30,460 --> 02:05:31,580
You hammered your mother.

1831
02:05:38,580 --> 02:05:38,980
Ah.

1832
02:05:41,300 --> 02:05:42,280
Bit of pipe work.

1833
02:05:44,300 --> 02:05:45,440
Feel the dream.

1834
02:05:45,880 --> 02:05:47,380
Bruno. Thank you very much Bruno.

1835
02:05:48,180 --> 02:05:48,480
Arizona.

1836
02:05:50,480 --> 02:05:52,080
The old snake in a gas barrel.

1837
02:06:11,600 --> 02:06:12,160
Checking...

1838
02:06:12,160 --> 02:06:13,280
Does the steam hurt you?

1839
02:06:13,960 --> 02:06:15,120
Checking the steam would hurt you.

1840
02:06:15,120 --> 02:06:16,280
Fuck it.

1841
02:06:16,280 --> 02:06:16,280
Fuck it.

1842
02:06:16,280 --> 02:06:26,840
Ah no you fuck it.

1843
02:06:26,840 --> 02:06:31,220
Fuck you man.

1844
02:06:33,420 --> 02:06:36,440
Now I need an explosive barrel there for this unidle.

1845
02:06:38,920 --> 02:06:39,720
You hammered your mother.

1846
02:06:39,720 --> 02:06:40,220
Oh.

1847
02:06:40,220 --> 02:06:45,620
I can hear cunts.

1848
02:06:45,620 --> 02:06:47,620
You.

1849
02:06:47,620 --> 02:06:48,200
Are.

1850
02:06:48,200 --> 02:06:48,940
A liar.

1851
02:06:55,480 --> 02:06:56,160
Go up there.

1852
02:06:56,320 --> 02:06:56,620
Go up there.

1853
02:06:56,860 --> 02:06:57,040
Go on.

1854
02:06:57,040 --> 02:07:01,560
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

1855
02:07:01,560 --> 02:07:02,360
Fuck.

1856
02:07:14,040 --> 02:07:14,400
Fuck.

1857
02:07:20,200 --> 02:07:21,760
Life comes at you pretty fast.

1858
02:07:21,760 --> 02:07:23,760
I love women.

1859
02:07:23,760 --> 02:07:25,560
I'm mad about women.

1860
02:07:25,560 --> 02:07:27,360
I've been married three times.

1861
02:07:27,580 --> 02:07:29,260
I'm infatuated with women.

1862
02:07:41,500 --> 02:07:42,980
Little yachties after you.

1863
02:07:43,640 --> 02:07:44,220
Oh my god.

1864
02:07:49,220 --> 02:07:50,540
That's for Bryan Cranston.

1865
02:07:50,540 --> 02:07:51,340
Fuck.

1866
02:07:51,340 --> 02:07:51,840
Fuck.

1867
02:07:53,880 --> 02:07:55,720
You have been peddling lies.

1868
02:07:58,840 --> 02:08:01,500
This next one's for Johnny Ronan Finance Incorporated.

1869
02:08:03,760 --> 02:08:04,960
Don't you have a life?

1870
02:08:07,840 --> 02:08:08,760
See you later babies.

1871
02:08:10,100 --> 02:08:11,420
That's for fucking...

1872
02:08:11,420 --> 02:08:11,760
Oh.

1873
02:08:11,900 --> 02:08:12,580
Charlie Bird.

1874
02:08:15,060 --> 02:08:16,280
That's for Beelzebub.

1875
02:08:20,920 --> 02:08:28,300
Any shoutouts you want me to give there while I'm fucking creeling these cones?

1876
02:08:28,300 --> 02:08:32,120
Coned Creeler 3D for the Mega Drive.

1877
02:08:32,540 --> 02:08:36,920
Being re-released on Saturday on Steam Summer Special.

1878
02:08:37,460 --> 02:08:39,300
Graphics entirely remastered.

1879
02:08:39,300 --> 02:08:41,760
16-bit specialer.

1880
02:08:41,760 --> 02:08:45,140
You're a special case.

1881
02:08:45,140 --> 02:08:46,500
You're fucked.

1882
02:08:54,300 --> 02:08:56,880
The classic video game nasty.

1883
02:08:56,880 --> 02:08:56,920
The classic video game nasty.

1884
02:08:56,920 --> 02:09:00,740
Child's Play 2 for the Mega Drive.

1885
02:09:01,480 --> 02:09:02,280
15 rated.

1886
02:09:02,760 --> 02:09:05,300
The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game.

1887
02:09:05,300 --> 02:09:05,340
The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game.

1888
02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:05,340
The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game.

1889
02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:05,340
The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game.

1890
02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:05,340
The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game.

1891
02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:05,340
The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game.

1892
02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:05,340
The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game.

1893
02:09:17,340 --> 02:09:18,340
You hammered your mother.

1894
02:09:18,340 --> 02:09:18,340
You hammered your mother.

1895
02:09:18,340 --> 02:09:33,920
You hammered your mother.

1896
02:09:33,920 --> 02:09:34,420
Uh oh.

1897
02:09:34,420 --> 02:09:53,660
Get back to the water.

1898
02:09:53,660 --> 02:09:53,880
Okay.

1899
02:09:54,000 --> 02:09:56,940
Shout out to Bull McCabe for being a proper hard man.

1900
02:09:57,260 --> 02:09:58,100
Solid strategy.

1901
02:09:58,340 --> 02:09:59,420
Questionable execution.

1902
02:09:59,420 --> 02:10:05,360
Tunnel whip.

1903
02:10:05,360 --> 02:10:07,780
The tunnel snakes from fucking Fallout 4.

1904
02:10:08,780 --> 02:10:09,520
Jeff Mills.

1905
02:10:09,660 --> 02:10:10,300
Thank you very much.

1906
02:10:10,840 --> 02:10:11,620
Play the bells.

1907
02:10:18,080 --> 02:10:19,480
Thank you very much Jeff Mills.

1908
02:10:22,820 --> 02:10:23,580
What's this now?

1909
02:10:26,060 --> 02:10:27,800
Constance gave you get a chance.

1910
02:10:28,420 --> 02:10:29,980
Don't ever come near me again.

1911
02:10:29,980 --> 02:10:31,800
Or Drew's gonna come down.

1912
02:10:31,920 --> 02:10:34,040
Start fucking drooling all over you man.

1913
02:10:34,640 --> 02:10:35,360
He's a drooler.

1914
02:10:37,780 --> 02:10:39,420
Tweedle dumb and Tweedle fucked.

1915
02:10:40,540 --> 02:10:41,500
Good night God bless.

1916
02:10:41,680 --> 02:10:42,700
You got one in the shoe.

1917
02:10:43,300 --> 02:10:44,680
You fucking scumbag.

1918
02:10:45,340 --> 02:10:46,420
You handled your mother.

1919
02:10:47,060 --> 02:10:48,540
You are a liar.

1920
02:10:48,540 --> 02:10:50,620
Absolute fucking cheek and neck.

1921
02:10:51,160 --> 02:10:52,000
They've got the neck.

1922
02:10:52,480 --> 02:10:52,700
Enough.

1923
02:10:52,860 --> 02:10:54,860
They've got a neck like a jockey's bollocks.

1924
02:10:55,500 --> 02:10:57,300
And enough cheek for another arse.

1925
02:10:58,100 --> 02:10:59,160
And the fucking eyes.

1926
02:10:59,660 --> 02:11:02,720
Their eyes need to be blasted away into space.

1927
02:11:06,720 --> 02:11:07,620
See that man.

1928
02:11:07,720 --> 02:11:08,660
Fucking Lionel Messi.

1929
02:11:09,160 --> 02:11:12,700
Lionel Messi playing a speed run on Half-Life for Barcelona next week.

1930
02:11:13,240 --> 02:11:13,880
Next week.

1931
02:11:15,660 --> 02:11:16,480
Lionel Messi's...

1932
02:11:16,480 --> 02:11:22,860
Scratch at the back.

1933
02:11:22,860 --> 02:11:24,100
And we're ready to go.

1934
02:11:24,260 --> 02:11:25,140
Was that lad dancing?

1935
02:11:25,920 --> 02:11:27,160
Did you see him dancing to the beat?

1936
02:11:28,620 --> 02:11:31,820
Part of me wants to die again just so we can see that lad dancing to the beat.

1937
02:11:38,820 --> 02:11:39,880
How's it going guys?

1938
02:11:39,880 --> 02:11:40,420
How's it going guys?

1939
02:11:40,420 --> 02:11:42,940
Fuck.

1940
02:11:44,000 --> 02:11:44,380
Haha.

1941
02:11:48,440 --> 02:11:50,440
Pischl is uh...

1942
02:11:50,440 --> 02:11:52,380
Jimmy Pischl is after you.

1943
02:11:53,380 --> 02:11:55,160
You hammered your cover.

1944
02:11:55,380 --> 02:11:56,460
You hammered your mother.

1945
02:11:57,540 --> 02:11:59,000
You are a liar.

1946
02:11:59,760 --> 02:12:02,840
Why did you not discuss?

1947
02:12:04,580 --> 02:12:06,060
Why did you not discuss?

1948
02:12:07,440 --> 02:12:09,100
Why did you not discuss?

1949
02:12:09,780 --> 02:12:11,340
Why did you not discuss?

1950
02:12:12,300 --> 02:12:13,900
Why did you not discuss?

1951
02:12:23,560 --> 02:12:24,780
Do I have a grenade?

1952
02:12:25,140 --> 02:12:25,980
Thought I had a grenade.

1953
02:12:30,120 --> 02:12:30,960
Ha ha ha ha.

1954
02:12:51,840 --> 02:12:52,460
Clim it.

1955
02:12:52,740 --> 02:12:53,700
With Pierce Brosnan.

1956
02:12:54,900 --> 02:13:01,140
How come I can't see how many fucking bullets I have left?

1957
02:13:07,480 --> 02:13:10,120
Sid Joseph's Boy Scout movement is after you.

1958
02:13:12,800 --> 02:13:15,600
Johnny Ronan's fucking health pack is in there as well.

1959
02:13:15,600 --> 02:13:45,580
He's a big fan.

1960
02:13:45,580 --> 02:14:15,560
He's a big fan.

1961
02:14:15,560 --> 02:14:45,540
He's a big fan.

1962
02:14:45,540 --> 02:15:15,520
He's a big fan.

1963
02:15:15,520 --> 02:15:45,500
He's a big fan.

1964
02:15:45,500 --> 02:16:15,480
He's a big fan.

1965
02:16:15,480 --> 02:16:16,860
I'm a Don.

1966
02:16:19,780 --> 02:16:20,720
Pro-bar them.

1967
02:16:22,360 --> 02:16:23,920
Into the next realm.

1968
02:16:24,840 --> 02:16:25,700
Pro-bar deluxe.

1969
02:16:35,700 --> 02:16:37,260
These cunts are fucking useless.

1970
02:16:37,260 --> 02:16:40,020
Come back when you start shaving lads.

1971
02:16:40,020 --> 02:16:43,740
Imagine those cunts growing stubble.

1972
02:16:45,920 --> 02:16:47,000
And then shaving.

1973
02:16:48,000 --> 02:16:51,280
Trying to get into fucking nightclubs.

1974
02:16:51,860 --> 02:16:55,220
Imagine a bouncer having to deal with those cunts.

1975
02:16:55,220 --> 02:16:57,220
*laughs*

1976
02:16:57,220 --> 02:16:59,220
*laughs*

1977
02:17:05,220 --> 02:17:07,220
Oh, fuck.

1978
02:17:13,220 --> 02:17:15,220
*laughs*

1979
02:17:15,220 --> 02:17:17,220
*laughs*

1980
02:17:17,220 --> 02:17:22,840
Okay.

1981
02:17:44,140 --> 02:17:53,140
Nikola Jankovic. The clip is from Jerry Hannon on the Late Late Show. Just Google that. Or Frank McCourt.

1982
02:17:58,140 --> 02:18:01,140
Crouch jump, is it? Crouch jump, yeah.

1983
02:18:08,140 --> 02:18:19,140
Oh, for fuck's sake, look at this. This doesn't bode well for... This doesn't bode well at the moment now, no.

1984
02:18:20,140 --> 02:18:31,140
I tell you now, Pat, we're actually... We're stuck down... We're down in a cellar now, Pat. There's a lot of barrels exploding. There's a few of these fucking spider flies knocking around, Pat.

1985
02:18:34,140 --> 02:18:43,140
Yeah, we're... We're up against it at the minute, Pat. You might be able to get down and fucking help us out.

1986
02:18:46,140 --> 02:18:47,140
Well, Pat.

1987
02:18:53,140 --> 02:18:54,140
Fuck you.

1988
02:18:57,140 --> 02:18:58,140
Fucking spider flies.

1989
02:19:07,140 --> 02:19:09,140
Well, Pat, how are you? We got a crowbar, yeah.

1990
02:19:12,140 --> 02:19:13,140
Yeah.

1991
02:19:13,140 --> 02:19:18,140
A bit of help there and we can...

1992
02:19:19,140 --> 02:19:21,140
Utilize that to extend...

1993
02:19:22,140 --> 02:19:25,140
Our stay here at this Airbnb.

1994
02:19:26,140 --> 02:19:31,140
Well, Pat, we're down at the Airbnb now. It's not much... It's not much to write home about, no.

1995
02:19:33,140 --> 02:19:36,140
I reckon we can fucking cut the losses and leave. We might get a hotel somewhere.

1996
02:19:37,140 --> 02:19:41,140
The place stinks. There's a lot of these flies and there's a few exploding barrels, too.

1997
02:19:42,140 --> 02:19:44,140
I burnt my ha... I burnt my fingers, Pat.

1998
02:19:45,140 --> 02:19:49,140
They didn't say that... They didn't say that in the Airbnb at the time. They didn't advertise that.

1999
02:19:58,140 --> 02:20:01,140
I'm a snake. You old snake in the grass.

2000
02:20:11,140 --> 02:20:12,140
No.

2001
02:20:13,140 --> 02:20:18,140
This is... This would be one of those... This would be one of those thinking moments, I think, now.

2002
02:20:23,140 --> 02:20:27,140
I'll fuck off at 2. I'll... I'll leave at 2. I'll leave at 2. I'll leave at 2 o'clock.

2003
02:20:33,140 --> 02:20:35,140
This would be one of the thinking moments, I'd say.

2004
02:20:36,140 --> 02:20:39,140
You might be able to climb up here now and then get onto that pipe from there.

2005
02:20:46,140 --> 02:20:46,140
Oh.

2006
02:20:46,140 --> 02:20:59,720
I'm on the fucking pipe

2007
02:20:59,720 --> 02:21:04,380
I'm on the pipe the whole time these days

2008
02:21:04,380 --> 02:21:11,760
I left the vape behind and now I'm full pipe

2009
02:21:13,940 --> 02:21:15,440
Combustion's the only way to go man

2010
02:21:15,440 --> 02:21:17,980
Your lungs will thank you for it

2011
02:21:17,980 --> 02:21:21,260
The vape juice is only gonna fuck you up in the long run

2012
02:21:21,260 --> 02:21:24,100
Make sure you fucking combust materials with flames

2013
02:21:24,100 --> 02:21:26,320
That's the only safe way to breathe

2014
02:21:26,320 --> 02:21:29,460
Sure it's safer than fucking oxygen chair

2015
02:21:29,460 --> 02:21:32,340
Oh there's a fucking place over there

2016
02:21:32,340 --> 02:21:33,700
I see I see a place in the sun

2017
02:21:33,700 --> 02:21:44,740
Pipe crawler 3D is being released as well

2018
02:21:44,740 --> 02:21:47,280
Next week for the fucking PlayStation classic

2019
02:21:47,280 --> 02:21:48,700
PlayStation mini

2020
02:21:48,700 --> 02:22:10,420
I should fucking put that down there for sake just to make sure

2021
02:22:10,420 --> 02:22:14,560
Then we'll have a look here we're on to level 3 now so that's the main thing

2022
02:22:14,560 --> 02:22:19,460
We don't get many of ye guys down the fucking town

2023
02:22:19,460 --> 02:22:20,960
Sure we don't

2024
02:22:20,960 --> 02:22:23,500
Feel the dream

2025
02:22:23,500 --> 02:22:24,440
Feel the dream

2026
02:22:24,440 --> 02:22:26,940
FJ McGivney how are ya

2027
02:22:26,940 --> 02:22:30,380
Full job McGivney

2028
02:22:30,380 --> 02:22:32,800
I can help

2029
02:22:32,800 --> 02:22:36,120
I have a wand of a left claw when it comes to swinging the crowbar

2030
02:22:36,120 --> 02:22:39,900
No problem man I'll give you a ring when I need

2031
02:22:39,900 --> 02:22:42,500
When I need those skills

2032
02:22:42,500 --> 02:22:46,420
Feel the dream

2033
02:22:46,420 --> 02:22:48,660
Arizona

2034
02:22:48,660 --> 02:22:53,200
Salinas it's always a pleasure Salinas

2035
02:22:53,200 --> 02:22:59,200
Thanks for the donation

2036
02:22:59,200 --> 02:23:01,200
Thanks very much Salinas here fucking sound skin

2037
02:23:01,200 --> 02:23:03,200
*Dramatic music*

2038
02:23:09,400 --> 02:23:12,100
Thanks very much Salinas here fucking sound skin

2039
02:23:26,100 --> 02:23:28,100
Oh, oh

2040
02:23:28,100 --> 02:23:30,100
Minor fracture detected

2041
02:23:30,100 --> 02:23:32,100
Oh, broke the fucking ankles

2042
02:23:32,100 --> 02:23:35,100
Emergency user death imminent

2043
02:23:35,100 --> 02:23:36,100
Death imminent

2044
02:23:46,100 --> 02:23:48,100
Bit of leg snappage there

2045
02:23:48,100 --> 02:23:50,100
Back up to health again

2046
02:23:50,100 --> 02:23:52,100
Back up to 79 now

2047
02:23:53,100 --> 02:23:55,100
Best get a bit of exe- exe-gen

2048
02:23:55,100 --> 02:23:57,100
Into the lung

2049
02:23:57,100 --> 02:23:58,100
The lung span

2050
02:23:58,100 --> 02:24:02,100
Alan Greenspan is fucking giving out lungs next Tuesday at the central bank

2051
02:24:03,100 --> 02:24:05,100
He's no need for them

2052
02:24:07,100 --> 02:24:09,100
He's got his own iron lung as well

2053
02:24:13,100 --> 02:24:15,100
Hey look at that fucking valve

2054
02:24:15,100 --> 02:24:16,100
They make the game as well

2055
02:24:16,100 --> 02:24:18,100
Maybe there's something about that is there?

2056
02:24:18,100 --> 02:24:19,100
Maybe there's something

2057
02:24:20,100 --> 02:24:21,100
Maybe there's something in that

2058
02:24:22,100 --> 02:24:23,100
Cause valve make the game

2059
02:24:23,100 --> 02:24:25,100
Maybe they've put a valve there because they make the game

2060
02:24:27,100 --> 02:24:28,100
Valve entertainment

2061
02:24:37,100 --> 02:24:38,100
Ah fuck

2062
02:24:38,100 --> 02:24:39,100
*Dramatic music*

2063
02:24:39,100 --> 02:24:40,100
*Dramatic music*

2064
02:24:40,100 --> 02:24:41,100
*Dramatic music*

2065
02:24:41,100 --> 02:24:42,100
*Dramatic music*

2066
02:24:42,100 --> 02:24:43,100
*Dramatic music*

2067
02:24:43,100 --> 02:24:44,100
*Dramatic music*

2068
02:24:44,100 --> 02:24:45,100
Okay

2069
02:24:45,100 --> 02:24:46,100
Okay, okay, okay, okay

2070
02:24:46,100 --> 02:24:47,100
I see where we're going now

2071
02:24:47,100 --> 02:24:49,100
Come on you can't

2072
02:24:49,100 --> 02:24:49,340
Cut.

2073
02:24:58,340 --> 02:24:59,060
Oh.

2074
02:25:10,940 --> 02:25:11,420
Ah.

2075
02:25:12,340 --> 02:25:14,360
Don't get many of these guys to the pound.

2076
02:25:16,380 --> 02:25:17,420
Sure you don't.

2077
02:25:17,420 --> 02:25:19,420
Oh.

2078
02:25:23,280 --> 02:25:24,960
I like how fast it all is.

2079
02:25:25,000 --> 02:25:25,960
There's no fucking around.

2080
02:25:26,060 --> 02:25:26,740
When you mess it up.

2081
02:25:27,020 --> 02:25:28,580
It's straight back up to the top.

2082
02:25:29,440 --> 02:25:30,260
I like that.

2083
02:25:30,860 --> 02:25:33,280
There's no fucking waiting or pissing about.

2084
02:25:34,240 --> 02:25:34,960
And there we go.

2085
02:25:35,160 --> 02:25:35,900
Valve time baby.

2086
02:25:37,380 --> 02:25:38,100
Valve time.

2087
02:25:41,220 --> 02:25:41,660
Huh?

2088
02:25:41,660 --> 02:25:52,740
What?

2089
02:25:52,740 --> 02:25:52,780
What?

2090
02:25:52,780 --> 02:25:52,820
What?

2091
02:25:52,820 --> 02:25:52,820
What?

2092
02:25:52,820 --> 02:26:12,440
I know.

2093
02:26:12,440 --> 02:26:12,480
I know.

2094
02:26:13,360 --> 02:26:14,040
I know.

2095
02:26:14,680 --> 02:26:15,300
I know.

2096
02:26:15,620 --> 02:26:15,900
I know.

2097
02:26:16,000 --> 02:26:16,220
I know.

2098
02:26:16,220 --> 02:26:16,440
I know.

2099
02:26:16,440 --> 02:26:16,500
I know.

2100
02:26:16,500 --> 02:26:16,520
I know.

2101
02:26:29,320 --> 02:26:29,720
Sean.

2102
02:26:29,780 --> 02:26:30,700
I can't tell you that.

2103
02:26:30,840 --> 02:26:31,420
Sean Lawless.

2104
02:26:31,540 --> 02:26:33,340
Because if I told you I'd have to kill you.

2105
02:26:33,820 --> 02:26:34,960
I don't want to kill anyone.

2106
02:26:35,200 --> 02:26:36,820
Because I'm a pacifist.

2107
02:26:37,520 --> 02:26:39,680
But thank Sean Lawless for watching the stream.

2108
02:26:40,880 --> 02:26:41,800
But it's a Mac.

2109
02:26:41,940 --> 02:26:43,740
It's a Mac with boot camp windows.

2110
02:26:44,520 --> 02:26:45,600
That's what I'm playing this on.

2111
02:26:47,600 --> 02:26:48,600
So I have told you.

2112
02:26:48,700 --> 02:26:48,960
And watch.

2113
02:26:49,600 --> 02:26:50,640
Watch your back Sean.

2114
02:26:53,820 --> 02:26:54,500
I'm only messing.

2115
02:26:54,500 --> 02:26:56,860
I won't try to do anything bad.

2116
02:26:56,940 --> 02:26:58,080
I won't try to fucking find you.

2117
02:27:00,840 --> 02:27:01,540
Thanks for watching.

2118
02:27:05,860 --> 02:27:08,660
It's like you issue flipping threats.

2119
02:27:08,980 --> 02:27:10,080
As a kind of a kind of.

2120
02:27:10,200 --> 02:27:11,480
You just having a laugh.

2121
02:27:11,600 --> 02:27:12,980
But then if something was to happen.

2122
02:27:13,120 --> 02:27:13,540
Then I'd be.

2123
02:27:13,720 --> 02:27:14,460
I'd be arrested.

2124
02:27:15,780 --> 02:27:18,620
I'd have to prove where it was.

2125
02:27:18,720 --> 02:27:19,440
And all that kind of stuff.

2126
02:27:19,580 --> 02:27:20,360
It'd be a fucking nightmare.

2127
02:27:21,340 --> 02:27:23,600
Nightmare for poor Sean.

2128
02:27:23,600 --> 02:27:32,620
as well no can this kill these these flies they explode or something when they go

2129
02:27:32,620 --> 02:27:52,580
Sean Kivlehan how are you how you doing maybe there's a bit of a swim situation is there a

2130
02:27:52,580 --> 02:27:58,820
swimming goal I know we filled this main hallway with water

2131
02:28:21,560 --> 02:28:29,780
well Swedish maybe you might want to get some sleep because you're not opposed to fucking stay up when

2132
02:28:29,780 --> 02:28:35,120
you feel tired your body doesn't it's not it's not good for your body so I think you're opposed to

2133
02:28:35,120 --> 02:28:48,080
just listen to your body someone has a tendency to remove the streams I don't know who's doing that

2134
02:28:48,080 --> 02:28:56,300
anyway are you opposed to leave them up or are you fucking you meant to are they meant to be left I don't know

2135
02:28:56,300 --> 02:29:14,040
no no we don't get many of these guys to the pound sure we don't fucking do this you go down that ladder and then through under the pipe

2136
02:29:14,040 --> 02:29:28,040
gimpie dave thank you met a kitten sorry and gimpie dave is thank you very much met a kitten there's some lad after me with crowbar

2137
02:29:28,040 --> 02:29:38,040
oh here we go here we go fuck quick quick quick quick

2138
02:29:38,040 --> 02:29:55,260
look at this I'm not gonna get through oh no make it through

2139
02:29:55,260 --> 02:30:22,260
oh yeah these'll float to the top will they yes come on come on come on come on come on

2140
02:30:22,260 --> 02:30:35,440
oh yeah how'd you how'd you fucking get on top of these guys now oh come on what

2141
02:30:35,440 --> 02:31:00,060
a google user the shooting with the commentary what was the shooting the with the great commentary what was that

2142
02:31:00,060 --> 02:31:11,900
museum ghost how are you it's late in the night

2143
02:31:11,900 --> 02:31:26,000
oh yeah bipat yeah I they're gonna have to go up soon enough

2144
02:31:26,000 --> 02:31:30,740
I've got them I don't know where they are now I never put that one up anyway

2145
02:31:30,740 --> 02:31:37,380
somebody somebody has re-uploaded the clips from my stream so I don't know who who did it

2146
02:31:37,380 --> 02:31:39,380
fuck it

2147
02:31:39,380 --> 02:31:55,260
running in circles and making snappy stuff blowing up germans and shit in a building

2148
02:31:55,260 --> 02:32:04,960
oh yeah that was a video it was a video it was a 14 minute long call of duty commentary thing but I mean

2149
02:32:04,960 --> 02:32:09,640
I don't know I didn't want to fucking have leave it up

2150
02:32:09,640 --> 02:32:11,640
*shriek*

2151
02:32:20,880 --> 02:32:23,880
How are you fucking get up these fucking things?

2152
02:32:23,880 --> 02:32:25,880
*shriek*

2153
02:32:25,880 --> 02:32:27,880
*shriek*

2154
02:32:31,880 --> 02:32:33,880
This is a Mark Dargan speed swim.

2155
02:32:33,880 --> 02:32:36,880
Ian Thorpe the Thorpeedo!

2156
02:32:36,880 --> 02:32:40,880
Why does he keep going really keeps going?

2157
02:32:48,880 --> 02:32:52,880
How's it going guys? Drowning! Drowning!

2158
02:33:04,880 --> 02:33:07,880
Come on then, eat beckin' dragons, I'll take both of you!

2159
02:33:07,880 --> 02:33:07,880
*Groan*

2160
02:33:07,880 --> 02:33:08,880
*Groan*

2161
02:33:08,880 --> 02:33:09,880
*Groan*

2162
02:33:09,880 --> 02:33:10,880
I am burning to death!

2163
02:33:10,880 --> 02:33:11,880
*Groan*

2164
02:33:11,880 --> 02:33:14,880
Oh no, not again. Not again.

2165
02:33:14,880 --> 02:33:16,880
*Scoffs*

2166
02:33:16,880 --> 02:33:18,880
*Scoffs*

2167
02:33:18,880 --> 02:33:20,880
*BEEP*

2168
02:33:20,880 --> 02:33:22,880
*Pewds*

2169
02:33:22,880 --> 02:33:24,880
*BEEP*

2170
02:33:24,880 --> 02:33:26,880
*BEEP*

2171
02:33:26,880 --> 02:33:28,880
*BEEP*

2172
02:33:28,880 --> 02:33:30,880
*BEEP*

2173
02:33:30,880 --> 02:33:32,880
*BEEP*

2174
02:33:32,880 --> 02:33:34,880
*BEEP*

2175
02:33:34,880 --> 02:33:36,880
*BEEP*

2176
02:33:36,880 --> 02:33:38,880
*BEEP*

2177
02:33:38,880 --> 02:33:40,880
*BEEP*

2178
02:33:40,880 --> 02:33:42,880
*BEEP*

2179
02:33:42,880 --> 02:33:44,880
What the fuck is that doing?

2180
02:33:44,880 --> 02:33:46,880
Get my head down here.

2181
02:33:46,880 --> 02:33:48,880
*BEEP*

2182
02:33:48,880 --> 02:33:50,880
*BEEP*

2183
02:33:50,880 --> 02:33:52,880
*BEEP*

2184
02:33:56,880 --> 02:33:58,880
It's almost 2 o'clock.

2185
02:33:58,880 --> 02:34:00,880
Time to go to bed.

2186
02:34:00,880 --> 02:34:02,880
Your local Mercedes dealership.

2187
02:34:02,880 --> 02:34:06,880
Imagine that Connor slept in the fucking dealership.

2188
02:34:06,880 --> 02:34:08,880
Cause he's broken up with the wife.

2189
02:34:08,880 --> 02:34:10,880
He sleeps- he now sleeps-

2190
02:34:10,880 --> 02:34:16,880
It's like the lad in Sopranos when they take over the shop and he's sleeping in his own outdoor.

2191
02:34:16,880 --> 02:34:18,880
*BEEP*

2192
02:34:18,880 --> 02:34:20,720
Sports and leisure shop in a tent.

2193
02:34:27,860 --> 02:34:28,300
Okay.

2194
02:34:32,460 --> 02:34:34,260
Now, where are the boys? Here they are.

2195
02:34:34,720 --> 02:34:36,720
We don't get many of you guys to the pound.

2196
02:34:37,540 --> 02:34:38,300
So we don't.

2197
02:34:38,760 --> 02:34:39,480
Where are you from?

2198
02:34:41,840 --> 02:34:42,720
Where are you from?

2199
02:34:47,840 --> 02:34:49,580
Have you relatives here? You do.

2200
02:34:52,740 --> 02:34:53,420
Well done.

2201
02:35:05,960 --> 02:35:07,900
Traded in for a sport wagon.

2202
02:35:16,800 --> 02:35:18,880
SUV guys.

2203
02:35:19,760 --> 02:35:21,660
SUV guys.

2204
02:35:22,380 --> 02:35:23,700
SUV guys.

2205
02:35:23,700 --> 02:35:24,260
SUV guys.

2206
02:35:30,840 --> 02:35:33,780
What does Jordan B. Peterson be doing at this hour?

2207
02:35:33,920 --> 02:35:34,740
The witching hour.

2208
02:35:39,060 --> 02:35:43,360
He's probably just fucking in the spare room triggering himself.

2209
02:35:47,060 --> 02:35:48,360
Trying not to make a noise.

2210
02:35:48,480 --> 02:35:49,080
Oh, no, no, no.

2211
02:35:52,080 --> 02:35:52,700
Come on, you cunt.

2212
02:35:53,020 --> 02:35:53,300
Come on.

2213
02:35:53,520 --> 02:35:53,620
Yeah.

2214
02:35:56,140 --> 02:35:56,540
Critical.

2215
02:36:04,860 --> 02:36:08,120
Oh, come on, you cunt.

2216
02:36:08,600 --> 02:36:08,920
Yeah.

2217
02:36:09,720 --> 02:36:11,160
I'd say, uh...

2218
02:36:11,160 --> 02:36:11,700
Oh, fuck.

2219
02:36:12,600 --> 02:36:15,060
We don't get many of those guys to the pound.

2220
02:36:18,200 --> 02:36:24,940
Jordan B. Peterson would be cleaning his room whilst triggering himself hard.

2221
02:36:25,320 --> 02:36:25,940
Or...

2222
02:36:25,940 --> 02:36:32,540
He would have invented a time machine and gone back to the fucking time of the Salem witch trials.

2223
02:36:33,180 --> 02:36:36,480
And he'd be just given out to all the fucking alleged witches going,

2224
02:36:36,580 --> 02:36:37,480
Clean your broom!

2225
02:36:38,360 --> 02:36:40,740
Even though they won't have had brooms because they were just women.

2226
02:36:41,580 --> 02:36:43,940
Who, uh...

2227
02:36:43,940 --> 02:36:44,860
It'd be...

2228
02:36:44,860 --> 02:36:46,120
They weren't even witches.

2229
02:36:46,220 --> 02:36:46,560
Yes!

2230
02:36:47,560 --> 02:36:48,120
Little...

2231
02:36:48,120 --> 02:36:50,640
I don't know if you know this, guys, but they weren't actually witches.

2232
02:36:51,180 --> 02:36:51,860
Back then.

2233
02:36:55,260 --> 02:36:57,340
Do you reckon they were, uh...

2234
02:36:57,340 --> 02:36:59,240
Do you know when they burnt witches back in the day?

2235
02:37:01,540 --> 02:37:02,720
Were the fella...

2236
02:37:02,720 --> 02:37:05,540
Fellas, like, that were deemed witches or was it just ladies?

2237
02:37:06,660 --> 02:37:07,380
Were they...

2238
02:37:07,380 --> 02:37:08,400
Were they wizards?

2239
02:37:08,860 --> 02:37:10,660
Were they, like...

2240
02:37:10,660 --> 02:37:12,060
Were they gonna fucking drown you, man?

2241
02:37:16,060 --> 02:37:17,000
Callum Condren.

2242
02:37:17,940 --> 02:37:18,500
Arizona.

2243
02:37:19,240 --> 02:37:22,360
Connor cruising around in the new Kia Sportage.

2244
02:37:22,500 --> 02:37:26,140
Finance available from as low as 2.7% APR.

2245
02:37:27,240 --> 02:37:28,600
Well, I gotta tell you something.

2246
02:37:28,700 --> 02:37:29,480
It sounds great.

2247
02:37:30,100 --> 02:37:30,580
Warlocks.

2248
02:37:31,020 --> 02:37:31,340
Really?

2249
02:37:31,440 --> 02:37:32,100
They were warlocks?

2250
02:37:32,540 --> 02:37:35,140
I thought a warlock was like, uh...

2251
02:37:35,140 --> 02:37:37,140
A fucking...

2252
02:37:37,140 --> 02:37:38,480
Like an ogre.

2253
02:37:38,900 --> 02:37:40,440
Do you know, with the big teeth.

2254
02:37:41,180 --> 02:37:41,780
Like...

2255
02:37:41,780 --> 02:37:42,560
Like...

2256
02:37:42,560 --> 02:37:43,340
Fang teeth.

2257
02:37:43,340 --> 02:37:47,880
That's what I thought they were...

2258
02:37:47,880 --> 02:37:48,700
Warlocks were.

2259
02:37:53,500 --> 02:37:53,900
Morbakes.

2260
02:37:55,580 --> 02:37:56,020
Murloc.

2261
02:37:56,180 --> 02:37:57,060
Rupert Murdox.

2262
02:38:01,400 --> 02:38:02,080
Sea lion.

2263
02:38:10,660 --> 02:38:12,640
I think it's time for fucking bobbles.

2264
02:38:12,640 --> 02:38:17,680
Flying ointment.

2265
02:38:22,180 --> 02:38:23,420
Dargomars.

2266
02:38:29,520 --> 02:38:30,220
Save.

2267
02:38:30,680 --> 02:38:31,500
Fucking naggard.

2268
02:38:31,500 --> 02:38:31,500
I think it's time for fucking bobbles.

2269
02:38:31,500 --> 02:38:33,500
No.

2270
02:38:33,500 --> 02:38:35,500
No.

2271
02:38:35,500 --> 02:38:37,500
No.

2272
02:38:37,500 --> 02:38:39,500
No.

2273
02:38:39,500 --> 02:38:43,500
No.

2274
02:38:43,500 --> 02:38:45,500
No.

2275
02:38:45,500 --> 02:38:47,500
No.

2276
02:38:47,500 --> 02:38:49,500
No.

2277
02:38:49,500 --> 02:38:51,500
No.

2278
02:38:51,500 --> 02:38:53,500
No.

2279
02:38:53,500 --> 02:38:55,500
No.

2280
02:38:55,500 --> 02:38:57,500
No.

2281
02:38:57,500 --> 02:38:59,500
No.

2282
02:38:59,500 --> 02:39:01,500
No.

2283
02:39:01,500 --> 02:39:31,480
Thank you.

2284
02:39:31,480 --> 02:40:01,460
That's not popping up.

2285
02:40:01,460 --> 02:40:03,200
It's fucked.

2286
02:40:21,200 --> 02:40:25,000
I tried to look flying ointment up there and it's...

2287
02:40:25,000 --> 02:40:26,920
I don't know what it is.

2288
02:40:26,960 --> 02:40:28,200
OBS or something is fucked.

2289
02:40:45,200 --> 02:40:46,160
I'm not smoldering Shamrock.

2290
02:40:46,240 --> 02:40:47,020
Thank you very much.

2291
02:40:48,480 --> 02:40:49,400
Great choice of game.

2292
02:40:49,460 --> 02:40:50,320
Look forward to the rest.

2293
02:40:51,560 --> 02:40:53,120
You're truly the last free man.

2294
02:40:53,820 --> 02:40:54,820
Am I the last free man?

2295
02:40:54,900 --> 02:40:55,200
Is this...

2296
02:40:55,200 --> 02:40:57,280
This guy that I'm controlling now?

2297
02:41:00,860 --> 02:41:01,760
Gordon Freeman.

2298
02:41:02,860 --> 02:41:03,360
Oh no.

2299
02:41:03,360 --> 02:41:23,920
Oh shit.

2300
02:41:23,920 --> 02:41:34,940
Thanks Shamrock.

2301
02:41:35,240 --> 02:41:36,140
That was for you.

2302
02:41:36,320 --> 02:41:37,940
Those deaths are on your head.

2303
02:41:47,020 --> 02:41:47,520
Yes.

2304
02:41:47,520 --> 02:41:47,520
Yes.

2305
02:41:47,520 --> 02:41:48,520
Yes.

2306
02:41:48,520 --> 02:42:18,500
I'm sorry.

2307
02:42:18,500 --> 02:42:28,500
Yeah, Google user, I'll find a way of getting that to you.

2308
02:42:28,500 --> 02:42:29,500
Maybe I'll just play it on the streams.

2309
02:42:29,500 --> 02:42:33,500
Play it on the fucking stream, sure, yeah.

2310
02:42:33,500 --> 02:42:36,500
But, uh...

2311
02:42:36,500 --> 02:42:41,500
I've been saying I'll upload the videos for a while now, and I don't.

2312
02:42:41,500 --> 02:42:49,500
But I think I would rather just make a brand new video.

2313
02:42:49,500 --> 02:42:55,500
But that would require stopping streaming for like a couple of weeks.

2314
02:42:55,500 --> 02:42:59,500
And I'm having too much fun doing the streams, to be honest.

2315
02:42:59,500 --> 02:43:01,500
Like, I'm...

2316
02:43:01,500 --> 02:43:07,500
You get to play a game like this that I've never played before, that I should have played when it was out, but I didn't have a PC.

2317
02:43:07,500 --> 02:43:08,500
And, uh...

2318
02:43:08,500 --> 02:43:17,500
What the fuck is going on here?

2319
02:43:17,500 --> 02:43:24,500
But at the same time, I really want to make a pro... a good video, like, you know?

2320
02:43:24,500 --> 02:43:26,500
It's been, uh...

2321
02:43:26,500 --> 02:43:30,500
Two months since the last... job.

2322
02:43:30,500 --> 02:43:39,500
But making throwaway disposable videos for, like, Connor Williams' streams...

2323
02:43:39,500 --> 02:43:44,500
Are, uh... fun because there's an end point.

2324
02:43:44,500 --> 02:43:47,500
You have to get them done before the end of the day, and then you just play them.

2325
02:43:47,500 --> 02:43:49,500
And they're... they're not amazing.

2326
02:43:49,500 --> 02:43:50,500
But they're...

2327
02:43:50,500 --> 02:43:53,500
It's nice to have something to do every day.

2328
02:43:57,500 --> 02:43:58,500
Fuck.

2329
02:44:06,500 --> 02:44:07,500
World news.

2330
02:44:09,500 --> 02:44:10,500
World news is up.

2331
02:44:11,500 --> 02:44:12,500
Online.

2332
02:44:12,500 --> 02:44:15,500
Even... even the ones I had to take down because of the, uh...

2333
02:44:15,500 --> 02:44:16,500
Fuckin'...

2334
02:44:16,500 --> 02:44:17,500
Whatchamacallit...

2335
02:44:20,500 --> 02:44:21,500
No comment.

2336
02:44:21,500 --> 02:44:23,500
Euronews saying they were gonna sue... sue us.

2337
02:44:25,500 --> 02:44:27,500
Somebody has uploaded all the old world news into one.

2338
02:44:27,500 --> 02:44:29,500
And then you've all the, uh...

2339
02:44:34,500 --> 02:44:36,500
You've all the Vipers views as well, you know?

2340
02:44:36,500 --> 02:44:43,500
*starts to play*

2341
02:44:49,900 --> 02:44:53,580
Thanks for watching anyway. I appreciate it.

2342
02:44:53,580 --> 02:44:58,900
I'm taking an interest. It's nice. Haha, that's nice man.

2343
02:44:58,900 --> 02:45:05,900
What the fuck am I doing down here? It's a waste of time.

2344
02:45:05,900 --> 02:45:12,900
*starts to play*

2345
02:45:19,900 --> 02:45:22,900
That's the way I came down, was it?

2346
02:45:22,900 --> 02:45:28,900
*starts to play*

2347
02:45:28,900 --> 02:45:33,900
*starts to play*

2348
02:45:33,900 --> 02:45:37,900
Maybe down there. Maybe down there.

2349
02:45:37,900 --> 02:45:40,900
Didn't finish LA Noire, DG.

2350
02:45:40,900 --> 02:45:43,900
*starts to play*

2351
02:45:43,900 --> 02:45:45,900
Or Fontaine didn't.

2352
02:45:45,900 --> 02:45:52,900
And Fontaine is near the end I believe, so I mean there'll have to be another detective game.

2353
02:45:52,900 --> 02:45:54,900
*starts to play*

2354
02:45:54,900 --> 02:45:55,900
*starts to play*

2355
02:45:55,900 --> 02:45:56,900
For the Fontaine.

2356
02:45:56,900 --> 02:45:58,900
*starts to play*

2357
02:45:58,900 --> 02:46:00,900
Fontaine... Fontainex.

2358
02:46:00,900 --> 02:46:02,900
*starts to play*

2359
02:46:02,900 --> 02:46:22,900
No, I didn't play Half-Life 1.

2360
02:46:22,900 --> 02:46:24,900
Fuck.

2361
02:46:24,900 --> 02:46:46,900
Oh, you just dropped down.

2362
02:46:46,900 --> 02:46:50,900
Why didn't I do that?

2363
02:46:50,900 --> 02:46:54,900
No, we're fucking cooking.

2364
02:46:54,900 --> 02:46:56,900
We're fucking cooking with gas now.

2365
02:46:56,900 --> 02:46:58,900
Rayo Huzuki, thank you very much.

2366
02:47:18,900 --> 02:47:20,900
Sean Kevlin, thank you very much Sean Kevlin.

2367
02:47:20,900 --> 02:47:22,900
Very, very kind of you.

2368
02:47:22,900 --> 02:47:24,900
Getting fucking goosed now Sean.

2369
02:47:24,900 --> 02:47:26,900
Thanks very much for that.

2370
02:47:26,900 --> 02:47:28,900
Acid.

2371
02:47:28,900 --> 02:47:32,900
Geiger counter is it?

2372
02:47:32,900 --> 02:47:34,900
Tox- uh...

2373
02:47:34,900 --> 02:47:36,900
Radioactive.

2374
02:47:36,900 --> 02:47:38,900
Radioactive.

2375
02:47:38,900 --> 02:47:42,900
Jesus fucking Chernobyl was class isn't it?

2376
02:47:42,900 --> 02:47:44,900
Watch that again.

2377
02:47:46,900 --> 02:47:50,900
First episode.

2378
02:47:50,900 --> 02:47:52,900
First episode.

2379
02:47:58,900 --> 02:48:00,900
What you do, do you...

2380
02:48:00,900 --> 02:48:02,900
Do you just have to fucking take it do you?

2381
02:48:02,900 --> 02:48:04,900
Do you just run?

2382
02:48:04,900 --> 02:48:06,900
Do you have to go for a break down there?

2383
02:48:06,900 --> 02:48:08,900
Do you have to go for a break down there?

2384
02:48:08,900 --> 02:48:10,900
Go around the water.

2385
02:48:10,900 --> 02:48:12,900
Uh oh.

2386
02:48:12,900 --> 02:48:14,900
Geiger.

2387
02:48:14,900 --> 02:48:14,900
Geiger.

2388
02:48:14,900 --> 02:48:16,900
Geiger.

2389
02:48:16,900 --> 02:48:18,900
Just hide behind me.

2390
02:48:18,900 --> 02:48:20,900
Just hide behind the box here man.

2391
02:48:20,900 --> 02:48:22,900
What's these?

2392
02:48:22,900 --> 02:48:22,900
How are we?

2393
02:48:22,900 --> 02:48:23,900
You're Freeman aren't you?

2394
02:48:23,900 --> 02:48:24,900
I am yeah.

2395
02:48:24,900 --> 02:48:25,900
We got word you were coming.

2396
02:48:25,900 --> 02:48:49,900
Oh Geiger Geiger. Just hide behind the box here man. It's these. Oh yeah. I am yeah. Right. Why what's going on?

2397
02:48:49,900 --> 02:49:14,460
Black Mesa East to station 6. Do you read? Dr. Freeman is on his way downriver. Let him the airboat and give him all the help you can. Repeat. Gordon Freeman has returned. It is critical he reaches Black Mesa East. Black Mesa. We've got some ammo in those crates over there. We do. We might bust them up. Help yourself to supplies and keep moving. Thank you. Thanks very much. Thank you. Oh wow. Yeah.

2398
02:49:14,460 --> 02:49:28,780
No.

2399
02:49:30,360 --> 02:49:31,240
Get out of here.

2400
02:49:31,680 --> 02:49:31,940
Yeah.

2401
02:49:40,940 --> 02:49:41,680
It's coming!

2402
02:49:42,180 --> 02:49:42,980
They're showing us!

2403
02:49:42,980 --> 02:49:43,520
Oh, no.

2404
02:49:43,520 --> 02:49:45,520
Look at that.

2405
02:50:02,040 --> 02:50:03,040
Jeez.

2406
02:50:12,040 --> 02:50:12,740
Fucking hell.

2407
02:50:13,200 --> 02:50:13,440
Huh?

2408
02:50:14,700 --> 02:50:15,420
You want some of this?

2409
02:50:19,340 --> 02:50:20,120
Fuck yes.

2410
02:50:22,920 --> 02:50:24,080
Go back to sleep.

2411
02:50:26,040 --> 02:50:27,880
Fucking gang of cunts, man.

2412
02:50:30,040 --> 02:50:30,880
What the fuck's he?

2413
02:50:30,880 --> 02:50:34,120
Look at this lad.

2414
02:50:36,180 --> 02:50:37,140
The elephant man.

2415
02:50:37,280 --> 02:50:37,920
John Merrick.

2416
02:50:41,560 --> 02:50:42,120
Fuck.

2417
02:50:47,460 --> 02:50:48,320
What a crowbar.

2418
02:50:49,320 --> 02:50:50,160
Work on these cunts.

2419
02:50:58,040 --> 02:50:58,640
Zack Mesa.

2420
02:50:58,640 --> 02:50:58,640
Zack Mesa.

2421
02:51:06,140 --> 02:51:07,840
I think I'm gonna call it out, Judge.

2422
02:51:25,840 --> 02:51:26,740
Scum.

2423
02:51:26,740 --> 02:51:27,340
Scum.

2424
02:51:27,340 --> 02:51:27,340
Scum.

2425
02:51:30,340 --> 02:51:30,840
Scum.

2426
02:51:53,640 --> 02:51:54,200
Poor bastard.

2427
02:52:04,920 --> 02:52:05,440
Oh no.

2428
02:52:05,440 --> 02:52:05,440
Oh no.

2429
02:52:15,140 --> 02:52:15,760
Uh oh.

2430
02:52:19,100 --> 02:52:21,620
How do we not get electrified there?

2431
02:52:21,620 --> 02:52:27,880
There is a car mechanic simulator for PS4.

2432
02:52:28,860 --> 02:52:30,360
There must be one on PC, so.

2433
02:52:30,880 --> 02:52:31,940
Veteran Weedman.

2434
02:52:32,700 --> 02:52:33,520
For Tommy Schlug.

2435
02:52:35,660 --> 02:52:36,140
Oh.

2436
02:52:37,600 --> 02:52:38,740
Lorenzo's oil, man.

2437
02:52:45,700 --> 02:52:47,020
It shelled out of it.

2438
02:52:47,020 --> 02:53:06,020
Come on, die.

2439
02:53:09,320 --> 02:53:10,940
These guys are fucking sick.

2440
02:53:11,860 --> 02:53:12,800
They're like little chickens.

2441
02:53:13,420 --> 02:53:15,040
Like a good full-sized chicken.

2442
02:53:15,040 --> 02:53:17,340
The biggest one you can get in Tesco.

2443
02:53:18,260 --> 02:53:22,640
That would feed a family of four.

2444
02:53:25,260 --> 02:53:29,440
And then still be some left over for a few sandwiches later on as well.

2445
02:53:29,940 --> 02:53:31,540
Look at this guy, John Merrick.

2446
02:53:32,920 --> 02:53:34,180
He likes potatoes.

2447
02:53:34,620 --> 02:53:35,140
God bless him.

2448
02:53:35,140 --> 02:54:01,980
hmm hmm sick they're just sick bastards

2449
02:54:01,980 --> 02:54:25,780
I like games where you're killing just fucking weird mutants and shit because you feel really righteous and there's no regret

2450
02:54:25,780 --> 02:54:31,500
but the human ones now sometimes you do feel a bit bad I know they're virtual

2451
02:54:31,500 --> 02:54:46,500
the worst was virtual dogs when you kill dogs even the the mutant ones in in Resident Evil and they made that sound like you know like a fucking dog and squealing

2452
02:54:46,500 --> 02:54:53,260
goodnight and god bless rest in pieces

2453
02:54:53,260 --> 02:55:00,260
we'll never come round my place again doing that shit

2454
02:55:00,260 --> 02:55:15,260
oh fuck

2455
02:55:15,260 --> 02:55:27,260
oops

2456
02:55:27,260 --> 02:55:54,260
I think I took that lad early give him give him a blast a mercy kill tell you what would be a good game die hard trilogy three games in one they don't make them like that anymore they don't get many you don't get many of those guys to the pound a third person action Nakatomi tower

2457
02:55:54,260 --> 02:56:11,260
first person shoot him up Dulles airport and a fucking driving situation New York City Manhattan Chinatown Central Park

2458
02:56:11,260 --> 02:56:18,260
oh geez I've heard the torture put him out of his misery

2459
02:56:18,260 --> 02:56:20,260
just put him out of his misery

2460
02:56:20,260 --> 02:56:23,260
just the the the oh for fuck's sake

2461
02:56:23,260 --> 02:56:28,260
these fucking chickens

2462
02:56:28,260 --> 02:56:32,260
salmonella make sure you wash the chicken before you cook it

2463
02:56:32,260 --> 02:56:39,260
I think that's a load of bollocks you know the people saying you gotta wash the chicken

2464
02:56:39,260 --> 02:56:41,260
just fucking throw it in the oven man

2465
02:56:41,260 --> 02:56:46,260
throw throw the fucking thing in the oven

2466
02:56:46,260 --> 02:56:53,260
three in the morning two in the morning tips

2467
02:56:53,260 --> 02:56:57,260
of how to cook it's Sunday tomorrow anyway so you'll be armed with that knowledge

2468
02:56:57,260 --> 02:57:03,260
you hammered your chicken

2469
02:57:03,260 --> 02:57:05,260
wash it in chlorine

2470
02:57:05,260 --> 02:57:10,260
what you gotta do is rub salt on its back

2471
02:57:10,260 --> 02:57:12,260
this country pick

2472
02:57:12,260 --> 02:57:13,260
oh

2473
02:57:13,260 --> 02:57:18,260
it's a sad ending to these guys

2474
02:57:18,260 --> 02:57:20,260
but it was the ending that they needed because

2475
02:57:20,260 --> 02:57:25,260
they were only gonna go and fuck up everyone else's life with their shit

2476
02:57:25,260 --> 02:57:37,260
go home go home and go to bed sleep it off come back in the morning your heads fucking smashed hey

2477
02:57:37,260 --> 02:57:39,260
warning

2478
02:57:39,260 --> 02:57:42,260
hazardous radiation levels detected

2479
02:57:42,260 --> 02:57:43,260
warning

2480
02:57:43,260 --> 02:57:44,260
warning

2481
02:57:44,260 --> 02:57:48,260
callum thank you very much callum

2482
02:57:48,260 --> 02:57:59,260
callum

2483
02:57:59,260 --> 02:58:01,260
callums after you

2484
02:58:01,260 --> 02:58:07,260
half-life 2 how to cook a chicken 101

2485
02:58:07,260 --> 02:58:10,260
gonna do a live chicken stream tomorrow

2486
02:58:10,260 --> 02:58:13,260
we're gonna fucking kill now we won't kill it

2487
02:58:13,260 --> 02:58:15,260
bit of voodoo where is everybody

2488
02:58:15,260 --> 02:58:21,260
here is Elia banks was meant to be doing fucking voodoo in her gaff in New York

2489
02:58:21,260 --> 02:58:23,260
she's a shy talker

2490
02:58:23,260 --> 02:58:29,260
she was doing a gig there in Dublin as well last month or two months ago and she was slagging everyone off

2491
02:58:29,260 --> 02:58:32,260
and that

2492
02:58:32,260 --> 02:58:35,260
she's not right

2493
02:58:35,260 --> 02:58:37,260
she's unhinged

2494
02:58:37,260 --> 02:58:43,260
I'd say she she she definitely washed the chicken before she did the voodoo in the gaff anyway

2495
02:58:43,260 --> 02:58:46,260
she would want to end up with salmonella

2496
02:58:46,260 --> 02:58:49,260
a

2497
02:58:49,260 --> 02:58:52,260
zelia are a fucking what's her name

2498
02:58:52,260 --> 02:58:55,260
Iggy Iggy banks

2499
02:58:55,260 --> 02:59:08,260
why do I keep dying there what's what's the story there is it a cook do I need to wash those fuckers before I kill them or

2500
02:59:08,260 --> 02:59:21,260
don't touch the sides it's electrocuted I'm in the fucking box

2501
02:59:21,260 --> 02:59:23,260
thanks very much

2502
02:59:23,260 --> 02:59:25,260
thanks very much

2503
02:59:25,260 --> 02:59:29,260
you hammered your chicken

2504
02:59:29,260 --> 02:59:31,260
you hammered your chicken

2505
02:59:31,260 --> 02:59:32,260
*BOOM*

2506
02:59:32,260 --> 02:59:33,260
*BOOM*

2507
02:59:33,260 --> 02:59:34,260
*BOOM*

2508
02:59:34,260 --> 02:59:35,260
*BOOM*

2509
02:59:35,260 --> 02:59:36,260
*BOOM*

2510
02:59:36,260 --> 02:59:37,260
did they hide under the ground

2511
02:59:37,260 --> 02:59:38,260
*BOOM*

2512
02:59:38,260 --> 02:59:39,260
*BOOM*

2513
02:59:39,260 --> 02:59:40,260
fucking scum

2514
02:59:40,260 --> 02:59:42,260
you hammered your chicken

2515
02:59:42,260 --> 02:59:43,260
*BOOM*

2516
02:59:43,260 --> 02:59:44,260
*BOOM*

2517
02:59:44,260 --> 02:59:45,260
*BOOM*

2518
02:59:45,260 --> 02:59:46,260
it's like a chicken crab

2519
02:59:46,260 --> 02:59:47,260
*BOOM*

2520
02:59:47,260 --> 02:59:48,260
*BOOM*

2521
02:59:48,260 --> 02:59:49,260
*BOOM*

2522
02:59:49,260 --> 02:59:50,260
*BOOM*

2523
02:59:50,260 --> 02:59:51,260
*BOOM*

2524
02:59:51,260 --> 02:59:52,260
*BOOM*

2525
02:59:52,260 --> 02:59:53,260
*BOOM*

2526
02:59:53,260 --> 02:59:54,260
*BOOM*

2527
02:59:54,260 --> 02:59:55,260
*BOOM*

2528
02:59:55,260 --> 03:00:03,260
thank you very much where is everybody there I missed your I missed your little donation because I was talking shite about the chickens and Azelia banks

2529
03:00:03,260 --> 03:00:24,480
I just want to say thanks very much and you've greatly enhanced your reputation and I hope you're having a lovely weekend. Me? Not so good at the moment. Getting fucking chickened out of it man. Salmonella vibes. G and Carlo Salmonella. Mild 7 Benetton. This poor bastard here.

2530
03:00:31,640 --> 03:00:35,880
Great sound in the game. Great music. Ambience.

2531
03:00:54,840 --> 03:01:00,780
There was no way I could have played this when it came out because we only had the fucking Windows 98 job

2532
03:01:01,940 --> 03:01:03,940
in the gaff

2533
03:01:04,840 --> 03:01:07,820
Packard Bell Pentium Celeron

2534
03:01:10,600 --> 03:01:15,640
Pentium Celeron processor, you know what game what games that could run

2535
03:01:17,440 --> 03:01:21,420
Sweet fuck all man nothing you could only run

2536
03:01:23,460 --> 03:01:29,080
Championship manager which I played to the ends of the earth. I played championship manager until

2537
03:01:29,740 --> 03:01:38,180
The warning came on they said you're playing too much and it said you need to remember to feed the cat or something I

2538
03:01:39,280 --> 03:01:42,440
Remember to eat I remember to wash or something like that

2539
03:01:44,680 --> 03:01:46,680
Age of vampires, yeah

2540
03:01:52,080 --> 03:01:58,540
I never played doom on it. No, but I think it probably could yeah. Well, it wasn't that shit

2541
03:01:59,540 --> 03:02:01,540
But I couldn't play doom

2542
03:02:01,540 --> 03:02:04,460
The ghost of Ian Paisley. Thank you very much

2543
03:02:05,260 --> 03:02:07,780
It wasn't that crap that you couldn't play doom

2544
03:02:08,940 --> 03:02:10,260
provided

2545
03:02:10,260 --> 03:02:13,780
You're on about early doom not about doom 3d or doom

2546
03:02:15,080 --> 03:02:17,080
the doom 2

2547
03:02:19,420 --> 03:02:24,880
Couldn't fucking tell you I got got a bit of fucking ice art DG. Thank you very much and

2548
03:02:25,880 --> 03:02:28,560
The ghost of Ian Paisley. Thank you very much

2549
03:02:35,480 --> 03:02:44,940
I can't touch the fucking azalea banks in here. I voice will get chickened out of it this guy met an untimely demise at the hands of the ravens

2550
03:02:44,940 --> 03:02:58,400
Oh no.

2551
03:03:03,740 --> 03:03:04,620
Bullfrog games.

2552
03:03:04,700 --> 03:03:06,500
I don't know about that one.

2553
03:03:06,580 --> 03:03:07,400
I don't remember that.

2554
03:03:08,860 --> 03:03:09,760
Quick save.

2555
03:03:09,760 --> 03:03:19,080
Scruff. Thanks.

2556
03:03:19,360 --> 03:03:21,720
I forgot about that.

2557
03:03:23,400 --> 03:03:26,320
The whole ability to save the game.

2558
03:03:30,980 --> 03:03:32,320
Day of the Tentacle.

2559
03:03:32,440 --> 03:03:33,080
Kieran McGowan.

2560
03:03:34,300 --> 03:03:36,360
Or Tentacle of the Day.

2561
03:03:36,660 --> 03:03:38,140
Which would be on every Saturday night.

2562
03:03:38,140 --> 03:03:42,540
And it would be a highlights package of the Day's Tentacle action.

2563
03:03:47,200 --> 03:03:47,680
Oh.

2564
03:03:55,120 --> 03:03:57,020
Quick saving is mapped to an F key.

2565
03:03:57,120 --> 03:03:57,380
Is it?

2566
03:03:58,560 --> 03:04:00,040
What team did you use in Championship Manager?

2567
03:04:00,160 --> 03:04:00,680
Leeds United.

2568
03:04:00,960 --> 03:04:01,640
All the time.

2569
03:04:05,080 --> 03:04:07,180
Apart from the times when you'd...

2570
03:04:07,180 --> 03:04:09,160
I'd try and start a game with fucking...

2571
03:04:09,160 --> 03:04:09,480
Uh...

2572
03:04:09,480 --> 03:04:10,100
Barnet.

2573
03:04:10,480 --> 03:04:10,480
Or...

2574
03:04:10,480 --> 03:04:12,800
Acring...

2575
03:04:12,800 --> 03:04:13,400
Not Acring.

2576
03:04:13,540 --> 03:04:13,800
Stanley.

2577
03:04:14,140 --> 03:04:14,360
Uh...

2578
03:04:14,360 --> 03:04:15,000
Kidder Minster.

2579
03:04:15,720 --> 03:04:17,320
Kidder Minster Harriers.

2580
03:04:19,480 --> 03:04:19,960
Or...

2581
03:04:19,960 --> 03:04:20,720
Uh...

2582
03:04:20,720 --> 03:04:21,360
Garforth.

2583
03:04:21,860 --> 03:04:22,920
Garforth Town.

2584
03:04:23,780 --> 03:04:24,380
AFC.

2585
03:04:25,380 --> 03:04:25,980
Semi-F...

2586
03:04:25,980 --> 03:04:27,240
Semi-Professional Football Club.

2587
03:04:27,420 --> 03:04:28,820
Which you could control, I think.

2588
03:04:29,020 --> 03:04:30,720
I believe you could control them.

2589
03:04:31,400 --> 03:04:32,620
I used to use the editor.

2590
03:04:33,020 --> 03:04:34,760
This is how fucking sad I was.

2591
03:04:34,900 --> 03:04:35,940
I used to use the editor.

2592
03:04:38,600 --> 03:04:39,700
In Championship Manager.

2593
03:04:40,500 --> 03:04:41,320
To, uh...

2594
03:04:41,320 --> 03:04:43,100
Put Harry Kewl in the...

2595
03:04:43,100 --> 03:04:43,780
In the team of...

2596
03:04:43,780 --> 03:04:44,780
Of...

2597
03:04:44,780 --> 03:04:46,620
Of...

2598
03:04:46,620 --> 03:04:47,020
Uh...

2599
03:04:47,020 --> 03:04:47,640
Garforth.

2600
03:04:51,080 --> 03:04:52,360
Or Halifax or something.

2601
03:04:53,140 --> 03:04:53,560
And I...

2602
03:04:53,560 --> 03:04:54,240
I used to put...

2603
03:04:54,240 --> 03:04:55,720
I used to make my own...

2604
03:04:55,720 --> 03:04:55,940
Me.

2605
03:04:56,120 --> 03:04:57,660
I used to put me in the game as well.

2606
03:04:57,740 --> 03:04:58,860
And I'd be playing...

2607
03:04:58,860 --> 03:04:59,680
And then...

2608
03:04:59,680 --> 03:05:00,160
I wouldn't...

2609
03:05:00,160 --> 03:05:00,920
I'd be so good.

2610
03:05:00,980 --> 03:05:02,480
The stats would be so fucking good.

2611
03:05:02,540 --> 03:05:04,220
That I'd get signed by AC Milan.

2612
03:05:04,380 --> 03:05:05,640
I wouldn't be able to keep myself.

2613
03:05:06,020 --> 03:05:06,960
How sad is that?

2614
03:05:07,340 --> 03:05:08,620
You make yourself in the game.

2615
03:05:08,680 --> 03:05:10,220
And you still can't even keep yourself.

2616
03:05:10,420 --> 03:05:11,680
From other clubs buying you.

2617
03:05:12,160 --> 03:05:12,640
And then you...

2618
03:05:12,640 --> 03:05:13,500
I just finn...

2619
03:05:13,500 --> 03:05:15,360
I'd get a couple of seasons into it.

2620
03:05:15,380 --> 03:05:16,340
And then I'd lose me.

2621
03:05:16,700 --> 03:05:18,060
And then I'd just fucking end it.

2622
03:05:18,440 --> 03:05:19,740
What a waste of time.

2623
03:05:20,520 --> 03:05:21,880
Took a lot of time as well.

2624
03:05:21,880 --> 03:05:22,920
A lot of grinding.

2625
03:05:29,100 --> 03:05:29,780
TK.

2626
03:05:31,380 --> 03:05:32,820
You are...

2627
03:05:32,820 --> 03:05:33,880
The light...

2628
03:05:34,780 --> 03:05:35,880
That shines...

2629
03:05:35,880 --> 03:05:36,900
Through the tunnel of life.

2630
03:05:37,600 --> 03:05:38,520
The dream weaver.

2631
03:05:39,160 --> 03:05:40,880
TK is the mysterious benefactor.

2632
03:05:42,300 --> 03:05:43,720
The Miss Havisham.

2633
03:05:44,180 --> 03:05:44,720
Of...

2634
03:05:44,720 --> 03:05:46,560
The Viper Higgins streams.

2635
03:05:46,760 --> 03:05:48,120
And I want to say thank you very much.

2636
03:05:48,560 --> 03:05:49,540
Mr. Chillwave.

2637
03:05:49,920 --> 03:05:50,520
You're a great...

2638
03:05:50,520 --> 03:05:51,380
You're a great friend.

2639
03:05:51,860 --> 03:05:52,760
And thank you very much.

2640
03:05:54,680 --> 03:05:55,480
Taylor Keith.

2641
03:05:58,040 --> 03:05:58,480
Yes.

2642
03:05:58,540 --> 03:06:00,220
It was championship manager Taylor Keith.

2643
03:06:01,500 --> 03:06:02,080
Or...

2644
03:06:02,080 --> 03:06:02,920
Max.

2645
03:06:03,580 --> 03:06:04,220
Before...

2646
03:06:04,220 --> 03:06:05,700
Before the days of football manager.

2647
03:06:05,820 --> 03:06:06,820
Before the takeover.

2648
03:06:06,820 --> 03:06:14,120
I wonder why that sucked.

2649
03:06:14,120 --> 03:06:14,580
What?

2650
03:06:17,580 --> 03:06:18,480
I tell you.

2651
03:06:18,840 --> 03:06:20,100
It's time I feel like I'm alone.

2652
03:06:20,860 --> 03:06:22,900
It's better to have real solitude.

2653
03:06:23,080 --> 03:06:23,860
Don't lie yourself.

2654
03:06:41,860 --> 03:06:42,760
Yo TK.

2655
03:06:43,180 --> 03:06:44,560
Thanks very much man.

2656
03:06:45,660 --> 03:06:46,400
Come in at us.

2657
03:06:46,700 --> 03:06:48,080
When I play these games.

2658
03:06:48,120 --> 03:06:49,400
Every time that you can.

2659
03:06:50,100 --> 03:06:51,220
It's very nice of you.

2660
03:06:51,600 --> 03:06:52,440
To leave a tip.

2661
03:06:52,980 --> 03:06:55,460
Make me feeling like I'm hip to the groove.

2662
03:06:56,200 --> 03:06:57,200
Not gonna lose.

2663
03:06:57,420 --> 03:06:58,240
When I've got...

2664
03:06:58,240 --> 03:06:59,500
Your power behind me.

2665
03:07:01,260 --> 03:07:02,740
It's Hobbs coin or bust.

2666
03:07:04,520 --> 03:07:06,880
All this shit's gonna turn to rust eventually.

2667
03:07:07,540 --> 03:07:08,520
And burn and crumble.

2668
03:07:09,020 --> 03:07:11,680
But I'm gonna be awful humble and say thank you very much.

2669
03:07:11,860 --> 03:07:13,720
To yourself and everybody else who's tipped.

2670
03:07:13,960 --> 03:07:14,840
Very nice of you.

2671
03:07:16,920 --> 03:07:17,880
Gonna get ripped.

2672
03:07:18,540 --> 03:07:19,660
Jacked up on juice.

2673
03:07:20,720 --> 03:07:21,960
Come fucking...

2674
03:07:21,960 --> 03:07:23,780
Piling through your gaff like a...

2675
03:07:23,780 --> 03:07:25,980
Crazy moose.

2676
03:07:26,140 --> 03:07:26,900
On the loose.

2677
03:07:27,240 --> 03:07:28,160
About the hoose.

2678
03:07:28,560 --> 03:07:30,180
Eating fucking wine gums and shit.

2679
03:07:30,180 --> 03:07:32,800
You distanced yourself through the whole night.

2680
03:07:33,200 --> 03:07:33,920
Would you like a bit?

2681
03:07:35,800 --> 03:07:36,720
Ah not too bad.

2682
03:07:36,800 --> 03:07:38,440
Yeah I wouldn't mind a few wine gums.

2683
03:07:38,600 --> 03:07:39,420
Alright if you have them.

2684
03:07:39,500 --> 03:07:40,200
Well I don't.

2685
03:07:40,420 --> 03:07:41,100
Don't have them.

2686
03:07:41,260 --> 03:07:42,960
You're gonna have to fucking...

2687
03:07:42,960 --> 03:07:44,120
Swim with the fishes.

2688
03:07:45,280 --> 03:07:46,460
Cause the dishes.

2689
03:07:46,700 --> 03:07:47,840
Which I'm...

2690
03:07:47,840 --> 03:07:48,160
Making.

2691
03:07:49,080 --> 03:07:50,860
Are fucking tasty little...

2692
03:07:50,860 --> 03:07:52,160
Buns which I've been baking.

2693
03:07:52,540 --> 03:07:53,420
All night long.

2694
03:07:56,640 --> 03:07:57,080
Chewy.

2695
03:07:57,540 --> 03:07:58,500
Chewbacca and stuff.

2696
03:07:58,940 --> 03:08:00,220
Star Wars and the boys.

2697
03:08:00,220 --> 03:08:11,980
Thanks very much, TK.

2698
03:08:17,980 --> 03:08:21,420
I didn't fucking quit.

2699
03:08:22,540 --> 03:08:24,060
The game keeps quitting.

2700
03:08:25,400 --> 03:08:26,320
I don't know why.

2701
03:08:27,160 --> 03:08:29,220
Every time I go out to the...

2702
03:08:29,220 --> 03:08:33,740
to the feck...

2703
03:08:33,740 --> 03:08:38,320
other browser. The game just quits.

2704
03:08:39,840 --> 03:08:40,720
What's that about?

2705
03:08:43,400 --> 03:08:44,180
How are you doing?

2706
03:08:45,820 --> 03:08:47,740
Right. How are things? Are you well?

2707
03:08:50,660 --> 03:08:53,060
Yeah, we'll drive hard.

2708
03:08:54,460 --> 03:08:55,280
No problem.

2709
03:08:56,160 --> 03:08:58,100
I'm not the river. It's the old red barn.

2710
03:08:58,240 --> 03:08:59,840
Are your hands okay? They look...

2711
03:08:59,840 --> 03:09:01,000
Climb on in. Fire her up.

2712
03:09:01,060 --> 03:09:03,360
Your hands look a bit bloated there. Are you on the heroin?

2713
03:09:09,640 --> 03:09:11,300
Go ahead and get in the boat, Dr. Freeman.

2714
03:09:11,660 --> 03:09:12,960
Thank you. I will do.

2715
03:09:13,740 --> 03:09:14,680
Get in the airboat, sir.

2716
03:09:14,680 --> 03:09:15,560
Okay. Thank you.

2717
03:09:15,560 --> 03:09:17,660
Climb on in. Fire her up.

2718
03:09:18,360 --> 03:09:19,380
How'd you climb in?

2719
03:09:24,300 --> 03:09:26,500
I'm on full screen, sir. Why? Yeah.

2720
03:09:28,100 --> 03:09:28,900
What's responded?

2721
03:09:32,900 --> 03:09:37,840
A football manager career for the stream, Tipperary.

2722
03:09:38,420 --> 03:09:40,280
With that, it might be boring, would it?

2723
03:09:43,220 --> 03:09:44,500
Might be boring. I'm not sure.

2724
03:09:44,500 --> 03:09:46,300
I'm staying put. You go on.

2725
03:09:50,800 --> 03:09:55,860
I'd like to play championship manager from 1999-2000.

2726
03:09:57,120 --> 03:10:00,660
And take control of leads there and make sure that they don't fuck it up.

2727
03:10:00,960 --> 03:10:01,640
And just dominate.

2728
03:10:02,380 --> 03:10:03,860
Dominate. Dominate. Dominate.

2729
03:10:04,740 --> 03:10:06,020
Fucking Dominic Diamond.

2730
03:10:09,200 --> 03:10:09,640
Webcam.

2731
03:10:09,640 --> 03:10:09,680
Webcam.

2732
03:10:09,680 --> 03:10:30,160
It's time to test drive the new airboat.

2733
03:10:30,960 --> 03:10:32,600
Starting at 59,000.

2734
03:10:32,600 --> 03:10:58,020
Drive the new airboat.

2735
03:10:58,020 --> 03:11:09,380
Is there a gun on it?

2736
03:11:10,040 --> 03:11:10,240
Oh.

2737
03:11:20,720 --> 03:11:22,080
Thanks very much, TK.

2738
03:11:22,660 --> 03:11:24,100
You old snake in a box.

2739
03:11:26,440 --> 03:11:28,200
Maybe you have to get out and do stuff, do you?

2740
03:11:32,080 --> 03:11:33,120
Hidden and dangerous.

2741
03:11:34,860 --> 03:11:36,080
Airboat.ie.

2742
03:11:39,560 --> 03:11:40,000
Airboat.

2743
03:11:42,000 --> 03:11:43,240
Air Broadband.

2744
03:11:43,700 --> 03:11:44,920
Presents Airboat.

2745
03:11:45,580 --> 03:11:46,080
Featuring.

2746
03:11:47,240 --> 03:11:49,040
The music of Liam Neeson.

2747
03:11:50,420 --> 03:11:50,680
Liam.

2748
03:11:51,320 --> 03:11:52,980
The Liam Neeson Experience.

2749
03:11:53,680 --> 03:11:54,860
With their hit single.

2750
03:11:55,560 --> 03:11:56,040
Kosh.

2751
03:11:59,900 --> 03:12:02,180
Late night Kosh Wanderer.

2752
03:12:02,760 --> 03:12:05,000
Late night racist Kosh Wanderer.

2753
03:12:07,400 --> 03:12:09,880
Featuring Steven Seagal on drums.

2754
03:12:10,820 --> 03:12:12,800
Paccox MEP on saxophone.

2755
03:12:13,220 --> 03:12:16,920
And none other than Cheeky Peanut on shoes.

2756
03:12:21,660 --> 03:12:23,760
How are you Swedish? You're still here.

2757
03:12:23,920 --> 03:12:25,440
You're not supposed to be here, man.

2758
03:12:26,440 --> 03:12:27,860
Harf, harf, harf.

2759
03:12:28,020 --> 03:12:30,880
A clone named Gibso.

2760
03:12:31,320 --> 03:12:32,440
I hope you're well, Swedish.

2761
03:12:33,720 --> 03:12:35,340
Thank you very much, clone, as well.

2762
03:12:35,760 --> 03:12:36,280
Clone us.

2763
03:12:37,560 --> 03:12:38,280
The clones.

2764
03:12:44,760 --> 03:12:47,540
A clone named Gibso.

2765
03:12:49,600 --> 03:12:50,680
Water hazard.

2766
03:12:51,220 --> 03:12:52,040
Water hazard.

2767
03:12:52,520 --> 03:12:53,300
Water hazard.

2768
03:12:53,800 --> 03:12:54,400
Water hazard.

2769
03:12:54,400 --> 03:13:14,500
A phone named Nokia. Princess Nokia. Is there something up in that fucking yoke we can get? Or will we just fly it?

2770
03:13:23,020 --> 03:13:51,640
James Bond here now. Live and let die. No I haven't Swedish. I've never played the first one. I was just ruminating there on the fucking shit PC I had as a kid. It wouldn't run any of these games. It's now Revisitron 5000.

2771
03:13:51,640 --> 03:14:09,520
thousand she take the fucking speed bike over here you do when you were young and

2772
03:14:09,520 --> 03:14:18,160
your heart was an open book you used to say live and let live you know you did

2773
03:14:18,160 --> 03:14:29,860
you know you did you know you did you need to go to the red Baron yeah we had to toast we didn't even have

2774
03:14:29,860 --> 03:14:40,540
a toaster Swedish that's that's how fucking poor the PC was I can't I can't get back to the red

2775
03:14:40,540 --> 03:14:42,340
bar now I fucked up

2776
03:14:42,340 --> 03:14:54,040
so

2777
03:14:54,040 --> 03:15:21,040
*sad music*

2778
03:15:21,040 --> 03:15:23,040
There ain't no battery in this

2779
03:15:37,040 --> 03:15:39,040
Ahhhh

2780
03:15:46,040 --> 03:15:48,040
Ahhhh

2781
03:15:48,040 --> 03:15:50,040
Ohhhh

2782
03:15:51,040 --> 03:15:54,040
You need a good bit of strength to be able to pull a fucking barrel down underneath

2783
03:15:55,040 --> 03:15:57,040
I'm not- I'm not Jaws man

2784
03:15:57,040 --> 03:15:59,040
I'm not a great white

2785
03:16:02,040 --> 03:16:03,040
Look at this

2786
03:16:03,040 --> 03:16:04,040
Bouncy bouncy

2787
03:16:15,040 --> 03:16:17,040
Any more of these fucking things is there?

2788
03:16:18,040 --> 03:16:20,040
We don't get many of these to the pound

2789
03:16:24,040 --> 03:16:25,040
Fuck you man

2790
03:16:33,040 --> 03:16:34,040
What'd that do?

2791
03:16:34,040 --> 03:16:38,040
I reckon that'll do

2792
03:16:38,040 --> 03:16:40,040
*tickle*

2793
03:16:48,040 --> 03:16:49,040
*tickle*

2794
03:16:49,040 --> 03:16:50,040
*tickle*

2795
03:16:50,040 --> 03:16:51,040
You should give Alan Wake a go

2796
03:16:51,040 --> 03:16:52,040
It's on Steam

2797
03:16:52,040 --> 03:16:54,040
It's supposed to be a great game

2798
03:16:59,040 --> 03:17:00,040
Okay

2799
03:17:00,040 --> 03:17:01,040
But not-

2800
03:17:01,040 --> 03:17:02,040
Not now

2801
03:17:02,040 --> 03:17:02,040
Maybe-

2802
03:17:02,040 --> 03:17:03,040
Maybe not tomorrow

2803
03:17:03,040 --> 03:17:04,040
Maybe Monday

2804
03:17:05,040 --> 03:17:06,040
But then again

2805
03:17:06,040 --> 03:17:07,040
I'm into this now

2806
03:17:08,040 --> 03:17:10,040
The games are an awful mood you know

2807
03:17:10,040 --> 03:17:12,040
Feel like every game you play is a mood and you get into it and you wanna-

2808
03:17:12,040 --> 03:17:13,040
Fucking hell

2809
03:17:13,040 --> 03:17:23,040
You wanna immerse yourself in each mood and enjoy it

2810
03:17:23,040 --> 03:17:23,640
Enjoy it.

2811
03:17:27,060 --> 03:17:28,340
What the fuck is that, man?

2812
03:17:30,900 --> 03:17:31,920
Independence Day.

2813
03:17:34,720 --> 03:17:38,140
Thanks very much, Schlug United, and a clone named Gipsaw.

2814
03:17:41,980 --> 03:17:43,880
I have no games in mind, Tip.

2815
03:17:44,700 --> 03:17:47,060
I only thought of doing this one there today.

2816
03:17:51,160 --> 03:17:58,900
And after Resident Evil, I needed something that was, like, a bit more 3D and immersive.

2817
03:17:59,540 --> 03:18:01,300
Oh, I love that. I love that.

2818
03:18:01,700 --> 03:18:08,740
That's a nice little touch to the game where you run over people in the airboat, and they die instantaneously.

2819
03:18:15,280 --> 03:18:18,000
I'm really, I can't wait for Cyberpunk.

2820
03:18:19,280 --> 03:18:24,960
Do you think Cyberpunk is going to be better on a console or on a PC?

2821
03:18:33,020 --> 03:18:33,820
Oh, fuck me.

2822
03:18:33,820 --> 03:18:34,120
Oh.

2823
03:18:43,240 --> 03:18:44,780
I was meant to be finished at 2.

2824
03:18:46,540 --> 03:18:47,820
Everything is better on PC.

2825
03:18:48,100 --> 03:18:50,400
Well, it is if you've got a good...

2826
03:18:50,400 --> 03:18:51,520
Setup.

2827
03:19:01,920 --> 03:19:02,400
Fuck.

2828
03:19:02,400 --> 03:19:02,520
Fuck.

2829
03:19:02,520 --> 03:19:02,620
Fuck.

2830
03:19:10,840 --> 03:19:12,980
When's the PS5 out?

2831
03:19:13,980 --> 03:19:14,600
Will you get it?

2832
03:19:15,600 --> 03:19:18,400
Will it cost 500 euro, will it?

2833
03:19:19,960 --> 03:19:20,860
No thank you.

2834
03:19:20,860 --> 03:19:20,860
No thank you.

2835
03:19:21,580 --> 03:19:22,580
Malictus.

2836
03:19:25,580 --> 03:19:26,700
Individually.

2837
03:19:27,520 --> 03:19:30,360
You are convicted of multi-added civil violations.

2838
03:19:31,460 --> 03:19:33,020
Implicit to the future.

2839
03:19:33,460 --> 03:19:33,940
Revolving.

2840
03:19:34,860 --> 03:19:35,420
Stabbing.

2841
03:19:36,100 --> 03:19:36,740
Malictus.

2842
03:19:38,640 --> 03:19:40,400
800 quid.

2843
03:19:40,520 --> 03:19:41,060
Fuck that.

2844
03:20:05,060 --> 03:20:05,560
Look at this.

2845
03:20:05,560 --> 03:20:07,820
Drive the new airboat.

2846
03:20:10,420 --> 03:20:12,780
Crush all opposition in the new airboat.

2847
03:20:15,980 --> 03:20:18,980
There'll be like a, a souped up version for a grand, will there?

2848
03:20:27,540 --> 03:20:28,440
Which no one will buy.

2849
03:20:31,760 --> 03:20:32,440
There'll be kids.

2850
03:20:32,560 --> 03:20:32,900
Do you know what?

2851
03:20:32,900 --> 03:20:36,380
There'll be fucking kids who have the souped up version going into school.

2852
03:20:37,920 --> 03:20:40,160
Insane money being spent on kids.

2853
03:20:49,700 --> 03:20:51,280
It's almost air o'clock.

2854
03:20:56,280 --> 03:20:57,780
Milosh, thank you very much.

2855
03:20:59,400 --> 03:21:00,620
I'm, uh...

2856
03:21:00,620 --> 03:21:02,120
Boo...

2857
03:21:02,120 --> 03:21:02,780
Bootcamp.

2858
03:21:03,420 --> 03:21:04,540
Bootcamp on a Mac.

2859
03:21:13,180 --> 03:21:14,960
Drive the new airboat.

2860
03:21:14,960 --> 03:21:20,680
I feel like I'm getting closed in now.

2861
03:21:20,820 --> 03:21:21,860
Bruno, thank you very much.

2862
03:21:21,940 --> 03:21:23,680
Shout out to the sleepy cunts in the chat.

2863
03:21:26,960 --> 03:21:27,620
Wake up.

2864
03:21:27,900 --> 03:21:28,840
Wake the fuck up.

2865
03:21:40,840 --> 03:21:41,340
Maconda G.

2866
03:21:41,340 --> 03:21:42,220
Thank you very much.

2867
03:21:44,600 --> 03:21:45,740
Thank you very, very much.

2868
03:21:48,560 --> 03:21:49,200
Very kind.

2869
03:21:53,440 --> 03:21:55,060
Agus, me lasch.

2870
03:21:55,060 --> 03:21:56,580
And Br-unt Bruno.

2871
03:22:00,680 --> 03:22:01,780
Bruno's after ya.

2872
03:22:02,740 --> 03:22:03,940
Bruno Brooks, is it?

2873
03:22:07,040 --> 03:22:09,080
Maybe we get out of this fucking thing and kill this.

2874
03:22:09,080 --> 03:22:23,480
It's ten in the morning in Australia.

2875
03:22:27,180 --> 03:22:29,400
Thanks for tuning in from Australia, Jeremy P.

2876
03:22:30,860 --> 03:22:31,600
Are you just...

2877
03:22:31,600 --> 03:22:33,540
You're just saying it's ten in the morning in Australia.

2878
03:22:33,900 --> 03:22:35,920
You're not actually saying that you were there.

2879
03:22:37,360 --> 03:22:39,680
You're just coming up with some cool facts.

2880
03:22:51,760 --> 03:22:52,800
Where the fuck am I?

2881
03:22:52,800 --> 03:22:54,800
*Sigh*

2882
03:23:08,180 --> 03:23:11,000
Which is perfect David Brazil for Fontaine?

2883
03:23:14,420 --> 03:23:16,420
Bullet to the skull

2884
03:23:16,980 --> 03:23:18,980
It's a bullet to the skull

2885
03:23:18,980 --> 03:23:20,980
*Sigh*

2886
03:23:20,980 --> 03:23:22,980
*Sigh*

2887
03:23:22,980 --> 03:23:24,980
*Sigh*

2888
03:23:24,980 --> 03:23:26,980
*Sigh*

2889
03:23:26,980 --> 03:23:28,980
*Sigh*

2890
03:23:28,980 --> 03:23:30,980
The Godfather on Playstation

2891
03:23:30,980 --> 03:23:32,980
*Sigh*

2892
03:23:32,980 --> 03:23:34,980
*Sigh*

2893
03:23:34,980 --> 03:23:36,980
*Sigh*

2894
03:23:36,980 --> 03:23:38,980
On PS2 was it?

2895
03:23:38,980 --> 03:23:40,980
I think it was PS2

2896
03:23:40,980 --> 03:23:42,980
It's probably on- you can probably get it on the PC

2897
03:23:42,980 --> 03:23:44,980
*Sigh*

2898
03:23:44,980 --> 03:23:46,980
*Sigh*

2899
03:23:46,980 --> 03:23:49,320
Did I not see the ladder? Where was the fucking ladder?

2900
03:23:57,720 --> 03:23:58,360
Oh, yeah.

2901
03:24:01,780 --> 03:24:02,960
I'm not pissed, Sammy.

2902
03:24:13,100 --> 03:24:13,860
Dylan!

2903
03:24:13,860 --> 03:24:20,740
You son of a bitch.

2904
03:24:21,440 --> 03:24:22,160
What's the matter?

2905
03:24:22,660 --> 03:24:24,420
CA got you pushing too many pencils.

2906
03:24:25,380 --> 03:24:26,060
Thanks very much.

2907
03:24:36,640 --> 03:24:38,920
I hope you got that reference, Dylan,

2908
03:24:39,040 --> 03:24:41,940
that you weren't dismayed that I said you.

2909
03:24:42,000 --> 03:24:43,260
And you're not really a son of a bitch.

2910
03:24:43,260 --> 03:24:44,060
I don't...

2911
03:24:44,060 --> 03:24:47,640
We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst.

2912
03:24:47,640 --> 03:24:48,760
We have a disruptor.

2913
03:24:49,140 --> 03:24:51,160
Do you remember the game Disruptor?

2914
03:24:51,800 --> 03:24:52,960
For the fucking PlayStation.

2915
03:24:54,120 --> 03:24:55,520
I'm glad that you got that, Dylan.

2916
03:24:55,740 --> 03:24:56,500
Thank you very much.

2917
03:24:57,160 --> 03:24:57,760
Very kind of you.

2918
03:25:01,000 --> 03:25:02,560
Did anyone play Disruptor?

2919
03:25:04,940 --> 03:25:05,560
Arizona.

2920
03:25:05,560 --> 03:25:06,780
BBNet and Yahoo.

2921
03:25:06,780 --> 03:25:07,820
Thank you very much.

2922
03:25:08,480 --> 03:25:11,780
You're doing a bit of disruptor now in the West Bank anyways.

2923
03:25:12,560 --> 03:25:14,380
You old snake in the sand.

2924
03:25:24,320 --> 03:25:24,940
Yeah, Disruptor.

2925
03:25:24,940 --> 03:25:25,260
Yeah, Disruptor.

2926
03:25:25,260 --> 03:25:25,280
Yeah, Disruptor.

2927
03:25:25,280 --> 03:25:26,800
We might get that for the...

2928
03:25:26,800 --> 03:25:27,920
And play that one of the days.

2929
03:25:28,240 --> 03:25:28,940
Max Darwin.

2930
03:25:29,060 --> 03:25:29,780
Thank you very much.

2931
03:25:31,700 --> 03:25:32,100
Peace.

2932
03:25:33,720 --> 03:25:35,220
Shout out to the games master.

2933
03:25:35,660 --> 03:25:38,420
It's almost five o'clock in the morning, says BB.

2934
03:25:38,700 --> 03:25:41,240
Time to open up a can of San Pell.

2935
03:25:42,200 --> 03:25:43,120
Oh, I wish.

2936
03:25:43,740 --> 03:25:44,840
I don't have any left.

2937
03:25:45,060 --> 03:25:47,440
Well, Connor didn't leave any, should we say.

2938
03:25:52,300 --> 03:25:54,340
Never played Oni, Swedish.

2939
03:25:54,340 --> 03:25:59,560
His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and decay.

2940
03:26:00,380 --> 03:26:03,440
Some of the worst excesses of the Black Mesa incident...

2941
03:26:03,440 --> 03:26:04,740
These are the Cabal now.

2942
03:26:04,860 --> 03:26:05,740
These are the Cabal.

2943
03:26:06,300 --> 03:26:09,420
These are what Gemma O'Doherty is warning us about every day.

2944
03:26:09,420 --> 03:26:11,820
To review him with romantic power.

2945
03:26:12,420 --> 03:26:14,620
Giving him such dangerous poetic labels...

2946
03:26:14,620 --> 03:26:15,860
Thank you very much, Wee Joe.

2947
03:26:15,860 --> 03:26:17,040
As a one free man.

2948
03:26:17,360 --> 03:26:18,900
The opener of the way.

2949
03:26:19,920 --> 03:26:23,700
Let me remind all citizens of the dangers of the man thinking.

2950
03:26:24,820 --> 03:26:28,740
We have scarcely begun to turn to a dark pit of us to see the solution.

2951
03:26:28,740 --> 03:26:31,700
Good luck, man.

2952
03:26:31,700 --> 03:26:55,960
Be wise.

2953
03:26:55,960 --> 03:26:57,880
Be safe.

2954
03:26:57,880 --> 03:27:03,260
I didn't play Oni.

2955
03:27:08,380 --> 03:27:09,680
Is that what his name is?

2956
03:27:09,740 --> 03:27:10,460
Breen, is it?

2957
03:27:10,780 --> 03:27:11,220
Padlock.

2958
03:27:11,580 --> 03:27:12,520
I didn't play Oni.

2959
03:27:12,640 --> 03:27:14,840
I think a friend had it.

2960
03:27:14,940 --> 03:27:15,740
What was the other one?

2961
03:27:16,420 --> 03:27:18,420
The makers of Shadow of the Colossus.

2962
03:27:18,480 --> 03:27:19,080
I played that.

2963
03:27:21,080 --> 03:27:22,440
The one before Shadow.

2964
03:27:22,860 --> 03:27:25,480
Came out in 2000...

2965
03:27:25,480 --> 03:27:27,060
2001 or something.

2966
03:27:27,360 --> 03:27:28,080
PlayStation 2.

2967
03:27:32,760 --> 03:27:33,380
Eco, yeah.

2968
03:27:33,460 --> 03:27:33,840
I played that.

2969
03:27:35,540 --> 03:27:37,040
Didn't finish that either.

2970
03:27:38,320 --> 03:27:39,500
Didn't finish that either.

2971
03:27:39,600 --> 03:27:41,300
Might have to finish that on the old stream.

2972
03:27:45,580 --> 03:27:46,660
Look at these guys.

2973
03:27:47,140 --> 03:27:48,500
It's this fucking fish tank.

2974
03:27:56,580 --> 03:27:57,780
Fucking hell, look at this.

2975
03:28:00,340 --> 03:28:01,440
Experiments gone wrong.

2976
03:28:10,240 --> 03:28:11,260
Do you know what I love?

2977
03:28:11,320 --> 03:28:12,520
This is what I really love.

2978
03:28:12,720 --> 03:28:15,440
I was saying, oh, I'll get off of two, but, oh, fuck.

2979
03:28:18,580 --> 03:28:22,360
I miss playing a game that I've never...

2980
03:28:22,360 --> 03:28:24,620
You know, you've never played a game before.

2981
03:28:25,540 --> 03:28:27,260
And you get into it and then...

2982
03:28:27,260 --> 03:28:27,780
What's this?

2983
03:28:30,220 --> 03:28:31,100
Fuck you, man.

2984
03:28:32,320 --> 03:28:35,040
You get into it and time just flies.

2985
03:28:35,440 --> 03:28:35,840
And you...

2986
03:28:35,840 --> 03:28:38,080
You don't even realise that three hours have gone.

2987
03:28:42,520 --> 03:28:43,340
Fucking love that.

2988
03:28:48,760 --> 03:28:49,440
Oh, shit.

2989
03:28:55,520 --> 03:28:56,180
Oh, shit.

2990
03:28:56,180 --> 03:29:04,500
Yeah, Bioshock needs...

2991
03:29:04,500 --> 03:29:06,040
Haven't completed that.

2992
03:29:06,880 --> 03:29:07,720
Got into it.

2993
03:29:07,800 --> 03:29:10,520
Wasn't there a voice in Bioshock, the first one?

2994
03:29:10,720 --> 03:29:11,700
It's the only one I've played.

2995
03:29:15,220 --> 03:29:16,460
And it was an Irish fella.

2996
03:29:16,560 --> 03:29:17,540
It's like a Dublin lad.

2997
03:29:18,060 --> 03:29:19,040
Telling you where to go.

2998
03:29:20,340 --> 03:29:20,900
Fucking hell.

2999
03:29:20,900 --> 03:29:38,680
Atlas.

3000
03:29:38,780 --> 03:29:39,300
Is that his name?

3001
03:29:39,300 --> 03:29:55,020
They got Shkat Fennard into the next realm.

3002
03:29:55,560 --> 03:29:56,280
Dispatched.

3003
03:29:59,160 --> 03:30:02,120
Dispatch Warrock and Ajax to bring back his body.

3004
03:30:02,120 --> 03:30:18,120
Some of the happiest times of my childhood were the...

3005
03:30:19,560 --> 03:30:21,720
Getting lost in the games and playing them for hours.

3006
03:30:22,300 --> 03:30:23,120
And then...

3007
03:30:23,120 --> 03:30:25,400
Then you start getting fucking guilted.

3008
03:30:25,920 --> 03:30:26,900
The older you get.

3009
03:30:27,560 --> 03:30:29,460
Because you should be doing other things with...

3010
03:30:29,460 --> 03:30:30,960
Other things with your time.

3011
03:30:30,960 --> 03:30:36,380
But fuck it.

3012
03:30:37,580 --> 03:30:37,980
It's...

3013
03:30:37,980 --> 03:30:39,560
It's Saturday night, like, you know?

3014
03:30:40,480 --> 03:30:40,880
There's...

3015
03:30:40,880 --> 03:30:44,620
People will go out and spend cash on pints and get fucked up.

3016
03:30:44,800 --> 03:30:47,360
And I know it's living and experiencing and all that, but I mean...

3017
03:30:47,360 --> 03:30:48,000
It's...

3018
03:30:48,000 --> 03:30:49,360
It's just as much fun...

3019
03:30:50,360 --> 03:30:51,300
Playing this.

3020
03:30:55,040 --> 03:30:56,600
You have to have a balance, you know?

3021
03:30:56,600 --> 03:31:19,380
Great to get into this thing and just...

3022
03:31:19,380 --> 03:31:21,420
Creel. Creel. Creel.

3023
03:31:21,420 --> 03:31:37,420
Yeah, every second week, Colonel. I think if we, er, we can grenade these guys. Grenada.

3024
03:31:37,420 --> 03:31:50,420
Fuck. Am I cooking this yoke now, am I? What do I throw? What do I throw? What do I throw?

3025
03:31:50,420 --> 03:32:17,420
Civil defense. Yeah, you'd have the Jill and Barry laughs. The Jill and Barry dialogue times. It's fucking... Oh. It's Jill Valentine's 35th this week. Down in fucking The Hagen. The Hagen Bar and Lounge.

3026
03:32:19,420 --> 03:32:38,420
Quick save. You're all invited. Wish I could code something like Goat Simulator, but it's Crab. It's Crab Simulator. It's a crab and a kitten. Best friends and crazy physics.

3027
03:32:38,420 --> 03:32:55,420
Feel the cream. Ava, thank you very much. Came in from the pub there. And delighted to see you playing away. You're some man. You're some man for one man is Francis.

3028
03:32:55,420 --> 03:33:19,420
Thank you very much. Feel the cream. Yurti, how are you? Thank you. There is no man. You just got Bertie Ahern'd. This is for the boom. This is for the bust.

3029
03:33:19,420 --> 03:33:39,420
Feel the cream. Killian Williams after you. Gotta read Killian Williams comment. Eight Skinners and Francis is God tiered. Same. Great stuff. Half life three imminent. Yeah, we'll get through this one yet.

3030
03:33:39,420 --> 03:33:57,420
But I gotta say Killian. I look forward to your, uh... Whatever you write for-for Connor. I think it's, uh... It's exquisite. Scott Fenner. Scott Fenner's after you. We're gonna Fenner-

3031
03:33:57,420 --> 03:34:08,100
defenestration with these guys scotch style that's nice a lot of power in that

3032
03:34:08,100 --> 03:34:36,000
now you don't get many of those to the pound fucking help it up here move along move along

3033
03:34:36,000 --> 03:35:01,680
what

3034
03:35:01,680 --> 03:35:10,580
it's almost 3 a.m.

3035
03:35:27,360 --> 03:35:35,560
would you ever we Joe thank you much whichever get GTA 5 online crew maybe yeah I haven't

3036
03:35:35,560 --> 03:35:43,760
played the role playing is that any good

3037
03:35:43,760 --> 03:35:53,960
I prefer GTA 4 Swedish because I always liked Liberty City the most out of all their little

3038
03:35:53,960 --> 03:36:04,160
cities but I think they're making Vice City in the next one so that could actually be better

3039
03:36:04,160 --> 03:36:14,360
what's that

3040
03:36:14,360 --> 03:36:27,560
what's that

3041
03:36:27,560 --> 03:36:37,760
what the fuck am I doing do I bring these boxes of Cobra Toxin out?

3042
03:36:37,760 --> 03:36:49,960
oh yeah I don't know I'm gonna be able to do I bring these boxes of Cobra Toxin out?

3043
03:36:49,960 --> 03:36:50,960
Overtoxin out.

3044
03:37:03,080 --> 03:37:04,080
Barrels.

3045
03:37:05,680 --> 03:37:06,680
Aw yeah.

3046
03:37:14,480 --> 03:37:15,480
Nice.

3047
03:37:19,080 --> 03:37:20,080
Uh oh.

3048
03:37:21,320 --> 03:37:24,360
That's uh, that's alerted some of the bad boys I'd say.

3049
03:37:26,160 --> 03:37:27,560
Mr. Sheen and the gang.

3050
03:37:35,640 --> 03:37:36,200
Fuck.

3051
03:37:42,440 --> 03:37:46,040
A clone named Gibso.

3052
03:37:47,080 --> 03:37:47,640
Uh oh.

3053
03:37:48,040 --> 03:37:55,320
They're there. Thank you very much clone named Gibso. Shout out to Sarah Snake and Max Darwin. Decent old skins.

3054
03:38:03,320 --> 03:38:04,680
Oh, gristless to the mill.

3055
03:38:05,720 --> 03:38:06,760
Crystal to the mill.

3056
03:38:08,200 --> 03:38:08,600
Fuck.

3057
03:38:10,600 --> 03:38:11,720
Cheeky chops.

3058
03:38:24,600 --> 03:38:25,800
Thanks very much.

3059
03:38:25,800 --> 03:38:26,840
Thanks very much. A clone named Gibso.

3060
03:38:30,200 --> 03:38:31,880
Are there any barrels there I can shoot?

3061
03:38:35,880 --> 03:38:37,080
The great ghost god himself.

3062
03:38:37,080 --> 03:38:39,080
The great ghost god himself. Jordan B. Peterson.

3063
03:38:39,880 --> 03:38:45,560
Holds the Guinness World Record for the fastest completion time of uh, half-life.

3064
03:38:48,920 --> 03:38:49,320
Fuck.

3065
03:38:52,440 --> 03:38:53,240
Uh oh.

3066
03:38:53,240 --> 03:38:53,240
Oh.

3067
03:38:53,240 --> 03:38:53,240
Oh.

3068
03:39:07,880 --> 03:39:08,280
Right.

3069
03:39:08,760 --> 03:39:10,360
Let me just fucking get a hold of this.

3070
03:39:10,360 --> 03:39:12,200
No? Oh yeah.

3071
03:39:22,200 --> 03:39:23,400
Waste time. Should've used it.

3072
03:39:24,040 --> 03:39:24,600
Ah.

3073
03:39:37,160 --> 03:39:37,320
Sorry there.

3074
03:39:37,320 --> 03:39:37,880
Sorry there.

3075
03:39:52,600 --> 03:39:53,400
Good night Sammy.

3076
03:39:53,400 --> 03:39:54,600
Good night Sammy. See you later Sammy.

3077
03:39:55,240 --> 03:39:56,360
Thanks for watching Sammy.

3078
03:40:00,440 --> 03:40:01,400
Good man Sam.

3079
03:40:01,880 --> 03:40:02,440
Thanks.

3080
03:40:18,200 --> 03:40:20,920
Run away cars never coming back.

3081
03:40:24,840 --> 03:40:25,240
Cunts.

3082
03:40:25,240 --> 03:40:26,200
I'm sorry.

3083
03:40:26,200 --> 03:40:27,160
I'm sorry.

3084
03:40:55,400 --> 03:40:55,800
Fuck.

3085
03:40:55,800 --> 03:41:25,420
I'm not doing an all-nighter cage.

3086
03:41:25,420 --> 03:41:45,940
In fact, I don't know, I think I'll... What time's it now? I'll do this next bit, whatever that means, whatever this next bit is. Fucking do it, do it strong. Ivan Yates, cooking grenades.

3087
03:41:45,940 --> 03:42:07,900
Go to bed, please, I'm wrecked. Fucking Darganmars.

3088
03:42:07,900 --> 03:42:25,900
Fuck. Guten Tag. Ja, spritzen poor. Funky.

3089
03:42:25,900 --> 03:42:45,900
Phil G. Phil G., thank you very much. France Throne Yera, tis the nicest bridge ever made on YouTube. Serious culture accent there. Mon.

3090
03:42:49,900 --> 03:42:57,900
The thing, thank you very much, Phil G., I tried to put on a video there, Phil, and all I got is this. I'll show you this. Look at that.

3091
03:42:58,900 --> 03:43:07,900
For some reason, it won't show Firefox window. That's not me copping out. That's the fucking stream machine not working.

3092
03:43:07,900 --> 03:43:14,900
I'm not wanting to stop the stream machine, the OBS. But I'll put it on the next stream when I do.

3093
03:43:17,900 --> 03:43:19,900
Look at this runaway train.

3094
03:43:20,900 --> 03:43:32,900
Runaway Cart, never coming back. Runaway Cart, watch your fucking back. Runaway train.

3095
03:43:32,900 --> 03:43:49,900
Watch your favorite snack. Kill the cunts. That's the best name yet. Beat the cunts. Watch your favorite snack. I'm a fan of the old bacon bites. Now, I saw a video the last day of an old cunt fly tipping in Galway.

3096
03:43:49,900 --> 03:43:54,900
Beautiful narrative by a concerned local citizen. Here's the link.

3097
03:43:54,900 --> 03:44:07,900
Oh, cool. Listen, Phil G., even if we can't see the video, we might play it anyway.

3098
03:44:08,900 --> 03:44:12,900
I don't want to get fucking done over here. Save the game.

3099
03:44:17,900 --> 03:44:19,900
My god, don't put it on the dog.

3100
03:44:31,900 --> 03:44:36,900
I don't want to fuck them down in a bog hole, you cunt.

3101
03:44:36,900 --> 03:44:42,900
Where the fuck do you think? Where do you normally put your rubbish, you bollocks?

3102
03:44:43,900 --> 03:44:48,900
Huh? Where do you live? Where do you live? In there, Baligair.

3103
03:44:48,900 --> 03:44:52,900
And you come all the way out here to fuck your shit out of my place. Sorry, sorry.

3104
03:44:52,900 --> 03:44:53,900
Ah, sorry me hole.

3105
03:44:53,900 --> 03:44:54,900
There's no pay for nothing.

3106
03:44:55,900 --> 03:44:57,900
Ah, you bollocks. In all fairness, how old are you?

3107
03:44:58,900 --> 03:45:01,900
Huh? If you were fucking a teenager, you'd understand it.

3108
03:45:02,900 --> 03:45:03,900
Huh? Sorry.

3109
03:45:04,900 --> 03:45:05,900
Ah, sorry me hole.

3110
03:45:05,900 --> 03:45:06,900
Sorry.

3111
03:45:06,900 --> 03:45:08,900
You're fucking one-five-two dumping your shite.

3112
03:45:09,900 --> 03:45:11,900
I'll have this into the guards, you cunt.

3113
03:45:11,900 --> 03:45:13,900
You'll fucking smear it in.

3114
03:45:14,900 --> 03:45:15,900
Come on, fuck off out here now.

3115
03:45:19,900 --> 03:45:20,900
He got...

3116
03:45:21,900 --> 03:45:22,900
He got fucking caught.

3117
03:45:23,900 --> 03:45:26,900
On a smaller version than test the water in a sort of a...

3118
03:45:27,900 --> 03:45:28,900
Just off the beaten track in centre.

3119
03:45:29,900 --> 03:45:31,900
I've been catching the cunt there and he's dumping all the rubbish.

3120
03:45:32,900 --> 03:45:33,900
I just live up here.

3121
03:45:34,900 --> 03:45:36,900
What did you do?

3122
03:45:36,900 --> 03:45:37,900
Dumping fucking...

3123
03:45:37,900 --> 03:45:40,900
I wish you could see that now.

3124
03:45:40,900 --> 03:45:42,900
You're at it. Nice bridge.

3125
03:45:42,900 --> 03:45:43,900
You're at it. Nice bridge.

3126
03:45:43,900 --> 03:45:56,900
yeah right, it's a nice bridge.

3127
03:45:56,900 --> 03:46:23,900
*cough*

3128
03:46:23,900 --> 03:46:25,900
*cough*

3129
03:46:25,900 --> 03:46:26,900
*cough*

3130
03:46:26,900 --> 03:46:34,900
You're a, you're I suppose you could say like, there's one of the nicest bridges ever made.

3131
03:46:36,900 --> 03:46:48,900
Judging by the, the swiftness of the river. The link to the spin. And I suppose, as a distant third delight by night,

3132
03:46:48,900 --> 03:46:50,900
*cough*

3133
03:46:50,900 --> 03:46:52,900
*cough*

3134
03:46:52,900 --> 03:46:54,900
*cough*

3135
03:46:54,900 --> 03:46:55,900
*cough*

3136
03:46:55,900 --> 03:46:57,900
*cough*

3137
03:46:57,900 --> 03:46:59,900
*cough*

3138
03:46:59,900 --> 03:47:01,900
*cough*

3139
03:47:01,900 --> 03:47:03,900
*cough*

3140
03:47:03,900 --> 03:47:05,900
*cough*

3141
03:47:05,900 --> 03:47:07,900
*cough*

3142
03:47:07,900 --> 03:47:07,900
*cough*

3143
03:47:07,900 --> 03:47:07,900
*cough*

3144
03:47:07,900 --> 03:47:08,900
*cough*

3145
03:47:08,900 --> 03:47:18,600
When you look east, you can see the green line and a changing color before your eyes turning to blue and red.

3146
03:47:18,600 --> 03:47:25,800
And you're there, Jesus Christ. I wouldn't put it beyond the current opinion if the mind took each other.

3147
03:47:25,800 --> 03:47:33,900
But to beckon, Belingari during the day, I was with a small footbridge across the street.

3148
03:47:33,900 --> 03:47:35,900
Fuck, man.

3149
03:47:35,900 --> 03:47:41,900
You can do stupid job with nothing extravagant as this.

3150
03:47:41,900 --> 03:47:44,900
Like this is amazing, I'm boss.

3151
03:47:44,900 --> 03:47:48,900
And you're looking for a little bit.

3152
03:47:48,900 --> 03:47:53,900
As a man could be swallowed up and never seen again if he fell in there before.

3153
03:47:53,900 --> 03:47:59,900
It reminds me of a story back in 1966.

3154
03:47:59,900 --> 03:48:02,900
You're the young people from Colm.

3155
03:48:02,900 --> 03:48:04,900
*Birding*

3156
03:48:04,900 --> 03:48:06,900
This is a mod for Half-Life.

3157
03:48:06,900 --> 03:48:08,900
*Birding*

3158
03:48:08,900 --> 03:48:10,900
*Birding*

3159
03:48:10,900 --> 03:48:12,900
*Birding*

3160
03:48:12,900 --> 03:48:14,900
Yeah, sorry the uh...

3161
03:48:14,900 --> 03:48:16,900
*Birding*

3162
03:48:16,900 --> 03:48:18,900
*Birding*

3163
03:48:18,900 --> 03:48:22,900
The-the-just Google or YouTube.

3164
03:48:24,900 --> 03:48:28,900
YouTube. Man-caught-dumping-in-bog.

3165
03:48:28,900 --> 03:48:58,880
I think he got as far as, um, he got as far as about the time.

3166
03:48:58,880 --> 03:49:28,460
He ran off to Nutrisha and, uh, a goose attacked him. And, uh, I think in the end the goose got the better of him and he died and drowned. And, um, that was the end of that. And I suppose I leave with that now. I'm about to head away to bed. Um, I suppose I'm in the middle of China. To be honest, oh, look at that, down out to pink.

3167
03:49:28,460 --> 03:49:46,900
I was on about earlier after appearing. And, um, in actual sense, tis more graceful than any man has ever seen in his whole entire life. Tis amazing. Uh, tis absolutely gorgeous. Oh, geez, the green. And, um, some sort of weird snowdrop effect.

3168
03:49:47,460 --> 03:50:05,460
Well, I suppose you couldn't fight the Chinese for trying it all. I mean, tis a beautiful bridge across a massive river in a small manky town. And the blue as well coming now. Tis amazing. Um, we leave it at that. And we, uh, yeah, that's it. I was about to.

3169
03:50:09,460 --> 03:50:36,460
Where the fuck am I going now? Am I in the right way? Yeah, back up to the, back out to the airboat. Airboat. I.E. Airbnb.

3170
03:50:36,460 --> 03:50:39,280
Sorry. I'm not Connor.

3171
03:51:06,040 --> 03:51:07,420
What about these boys?

3172
03:51:07,420 --> 03:51:31,580
What the hell? It's all going off. It's all going off. Spider balls.

3173
03:51:35,620 --> 03:51:42,560
Airboat. Airboat. Airbag. Airbag.

3174
03:51:49,780 --> 03:51:51,460
Clone. Thank you very much, clone.

3175
03:52:05,200 --> 03:52:12,260
What the hell? Cinematics.

3176
03:52:12,260 --> 03:52:12,260
Cinematics.

3177
03:52:12,260 --> 03:52:26,740
See you later, Yurtie.

3178
03:52:28,640 --> 03:52:29,620
Free Willy styles.

3179
03:52:29,620 --> 03:52:29,620
Free Willy styles.

3180
03:52:34,780 --> 03:52:41,840
Black Mesa.

3181
03:52:41,840 --> 03:52:48,320
Black Mesa. Is this Black Mesa where I am now? Or is it Balanrobe?

3182
03:52:55,840 --> 03:53:03,120
Scruffy I'll fucking send the shirt out on Monday morning time. I can't believe I forgot that man. Sorry

3183
03:53:07,120 --> 03:53:14,760
Get down to Teshko and offer. Makes some cheap vodka, man. What are you mixing up there, man?

3184
03:53:17,200 --> 03:53:19,200
Sam Pellenbacher is it?

3185
03:53:23,520 --> 03:53:25,520
Kill the cubs. Thank you very much

3186
03:53:27,520 --> 03:53:32,960
Culture videos got your dick hard. Here's a great one a group of lads in the school in whiteford

3187
03:53:37,600 --> 03:53:39,600
Okay, one sec

3188
03:53:51,840 --> 03:53:53,840
Fuck gotta fucking pose

3189
03:54:01,200 --> 03:54:03,200
Fucking wrecked

3190
03:54:06,320 --> 03:54:09,560
Good night god bless sleep tight see you later

3191
03:54:17,840 --> 03:54:19,840
Oh fuck

3192
03:54:19,840 --> 03:54:19,840
I saved it

3193
03:54:19,840 --> 03:54:19,840
Oh fuck

3194
03:54:19,840 --> 03:54:21,840
I saved it

3195
03:54:21,840 --> 03:54:23,840
I saved it

3196
03:54:23,840 --> 03:54:25,840
*Sigh*

3197
03:54:43,840 --> 03:54:47,840
Well, it comes to that time, the time when I'm fucked.

3198
03:54:47,840 --> 03:54:51,840
It's late in the night, it's a sweet jazz surprise.

3199
03:54:51,840 --> 03:54:57,840
Right between, it's the sweet jazz surprise which has hit me right between the middle of the fucking eyes.

3200
03:54:57,840 --> 03:55:01,840
I'm rekt and I have to go to sleep.

3201
03:55:01,840 --> 03:55:05,840
But it's been a fantastic situation, I gotta say to you something.

3202
03:55:05,840 --> 03:55:08,840
It's been an absolutely fantastic night.

3203
03:55:18,840 --> 03:55:24,840
Thanks very much for watching this stream and shticking with us and living the dream.

3204
03:55:24,840 --> 03:55:30,840
And now check out that video, Kill the Cunts and Clone.

3205
03:55:30,840 --> 03:55:36,840
Uh, but not now because I'm fucked.

3206
03:55:36,840 --> 03:55:38,840
I'll see you later on. Thanks very much for watching.

3207
03:55:46,840 --> 03:55:48,840
Like this.

3208
03:55:48,840 --> 03:55:52,840
Imagine if I fell asleep on the stream to this music like this.

3209
03:55:52,840 --> 03:55:58,840
And then you came back on tomorrow when you woke up like 10 in the morning.

3210
03:55:58,840 --> 03:56:00,840
I'm still like this.

3211
03:56:00,840 --> 03:56:30,820
I'm out.

3212
03:56:30,820 --> 03:57:00,800
I'm out.

3213
03:57:00,800 --> 03:57:02,840
Are you serious?

3214
03:57:03,760 --> 03:57:06,720
I was out for the count anyways.

3215
03:57:07,560 --> 03:57:08,100
What's the crack?

3216
03:57:08,220 --> 03:57:10,020
Are we out for round two?

3217
03:57:10,120 --> 03:57:11,640
Anyone going for a fucking pint now?

3218
03:57:13,240 --> 03:57:13,680
Yeah?

3219
03:57:14,040 --> 03:57:14,640
Come on, Les.

3220
03:57:14,880 --> 03:57:16,440
Hey, you got to be in it to win it.

3221
03:57:18,640 --> 03:57:20,000
Good night and God bless.

3222
03:57:20,660 --> 03:57:21,780
Good night and God bless.
